For me, it's the little things. The first time I ever truly felt like a villain was two simple words, uttered by a Luddite as my brute sauntered out from behind some crates in Cap au Diable:
"Oh crap."
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Someone in chat today quoted something he overheard:|
Originally Posted by TrueGentleman
Pocket D's NPC chatter is highly entertaining, e.g.:
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Skull Raver: "Is it true that Superadine makes you stronger, but kills your brain cells?"
Troll Raver: "Me fix you up."
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Originally Posted by stoneheart
For me, it's the little things. The first time I ever truly felt like a villain was two simple words, uttered by a Luddite as my brute sauntered out from behind some crates in Cap au Diable:
"Oh crap." |
Arc #40529 : The Furies of the Earth
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Oh! My cheeks ache from laughing. I have got to find this in-game.
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Originally Posted by Eislor
[NPC] Activist: Hey, this one only says 'TODO: Add Text'. Who printed this?! Take it anyway! I gotta get rid of them!
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It's the guy on the Atlas Park town hall staircase.
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Originally Posted by Yydr
Oh! My cheeks ache from laughing. I have got to find this in-game.
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Random Arachnos zone NPC chatter: "Treat that weapon as loaded. I'd prefer you keep your toes. It's not mandatory, but I'd prefer it."
And of course there are the automaton Bane Spiders in that one mission from Black Scorpion. "Arachnos Flyers are shiny and neat." "I was voted evilest in my graduating class." "Bullying those weaker than me improves my sense of self worth," and so on. ParagonWiki has all their lines here.
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Darkfire Avenger DM/SD/Body Scrapper
Arc ID#161629 Freaks, Geeks, and Men in Black
Arc ID#431270 Until the End of the World
"Who are you? One of the Powers Division, working for Cole? Or for yourself? In the end, it doesn't matter who you're working for now. Eventually, you'll have to face the reality of working under someone who has no idea what they're doing." -Casey Chen
It's funny because it's true.
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I had to listen to the activist while he got through thirteen other pamphlets such as|
Originally Posted by Quinch
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"The Tailor needs a salon! Come on, people! Who doesn't want stripey hair? Huh??"
and
"Clean up Perez Park! Burn down half of it! It's a villain-infested maze!"
plus
"War Witch for local council! Don't discriminate against the breathing-challenged!"
before he got to
"Hey, this one only says 'TODO: Add Text'. Who printed this?! Take it anyway! I gotta get rid of 'em!"
but it was worth the wait!
'No, Dad,' his insufferable daughter protests. 'There are killer mimes everywhere, half the town is radioactive, and the other half is being sued out of existence for trying to stop the mimes.'
-Television
Black Scorpion sez:
FEAR ME!
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/36641/My-Little-Exalt
a random destroyer in Imperial city says:
"I'm not saying that we would've been better off if Hamidon won but i'm saying that we shouldnt've trusted Cole and White as much as we did"
From a clue in one of Crimson's missions:
"Oh, to have fallen to such a sorry state due to the incompetence of others! I must use your vulgar modern vernacular to properly compound insult upon indignity and state: This blows."
I wish I had saved the exact text but there was this mission with Freakshow and council/fifth and there's this Freakshow Tank talking to a hoverbot and a couple other npcs and he is talking about how he wants to weld a sports car to his lower body so he can drive around and be some sort of cartaur 
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"Once the avalanche has started, it is too late for the pebbles to vote" -Kosh
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T3h B0ss (Boss) (Freakshow Tank)|
Originally Posted by Djeannie
I wish I had saved the exact text but there was this mission with Freakshow and council/fifth and there's this Freakshow Tank talking to a hoverbot and a couple other npcs and he is talking about how he wants to weld a sports car to his lower body so he can drive around and be some sort of cartaur
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"I'm gonna buy a sportscar, and then weld it to me."
"Like some kind of sportscar centaur."
"The first Freakshow Sportaur!"
"Or maybe Centcar?"
"Ah, I'll work out the details later, but it's gonna be AWESOME!"
"You won't stop my dream of an all leather interior!"
Someone had a neat little photoshop of the idea. Wish I could find -that- lying around somewhere!
The sheer simplicity of the Hellions in Mercy: "Were you standing in the oil when you lit it ? Oh, man, I gotta try that!"
Mini-guides: Force Field Defenders, Blasters, Market Self-Defense, Frankenslotting.
So you think you're a hero, huh.
@Boltcutter in game.
[NPC] Telephone: Riiiing! Riiiiing!
[NPC] Steng: What is this strange magic?
"Take a pamphlet, yo."
When I beat Viridian, I felt bad, because he said this:
Now I'll never know...
What Happens...
On my...
Favorite Soap Operas..
*sniff* He just wanted to watch TV. 
@Blaze Moon, Blaze Moon the 2nd
This is where something more interesting than my global and this sentence would be.
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This one?|
Originally Posted by Serevus
T3h B0ss (Boss) (Freakshow Tank)
"I'm gonna buy a sportscar, and then weld it to me." "Like some kind of sportscar centaur." "The first Freakshow Sportaur!" "Or maybe Centcar?" "Ah, I'll work out the details later, but it's gonna be AWESOME!" "You won't stop my dream of an all leather interior!" Someone had a neat little photoshop of the idea. Wish I could find -that- lying around somewhere! |
Arc #40529 : The Furies of the Earth
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Hmh... I recall one with a Freak Tank and a red sports car... but close enough!
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Originally Posted by Obscure Blade
This one?
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During the third mission of the Statesman Task Force, you run into a Treespec team:
Dr. Eva Lone: "Curse that Demon! I think this is the right way."
Sardonic: "Uh-huh?"
Dr. Eva Lone: "This is my mission! What are you doing here?"
Sardonic: "N00b!"
Contemptress: "Every one of you is an idiot!"
Misadventure: "Hold on. Gotta kill some weirdos. I'll call you back."
Comrade: "The only thing I like better than American rock-and-roll is killing heroes!"
Bad Penny: "TAILS AGAIN! I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!"
Pyrelord: "Did you know that I like fire?"
Dark Sabaoth: "From the heart of darkness, I stab at thee!"
Dr. Eva Lone: "Sure."
Sardonic: "Have you ever done this before?"
Dr. Eva Lone: "Really! Plenty of times!"
Sardonic: "Ha! Right!"
Dr. Eva Lone: "These ruins aren't easy to navigate!"
Sardonic: "Then how come you're lost?"
Dr. Eva Lone: "The maps are incomplete!"
Sardonic: "That's why I'm downloading a map from the internet right now."
Sardonic: "Just let me be the leader already."
Dr. Eva Lone: "Never!"
Dr. Eva Lone: "This is my mission and I formed this team!"
Sardonic: "I'm blogging how much you suck right now."
Dr. Eva Lone: "..."
Dr. Eva Lone: "If you're so good, how about you take point to draw agro when we get to the tree?"
Sardonic: "Uhhh..."
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Originally Posted by stoneheart
For me, it's the little things. The first time I ever truly felt like a villain was two simple words, uttered by a Luddite as my brute sauntered out from behind some crates in Cap au Diable:
"Oh crap." |
What shall claim a Sky Kings' Ransom?
PPD & Resistance Epic Archetypes
Fusionette: At least you're here to fight and not stare at my...
Fusionette: HEY! EYES UP HERE, PAL!
to 
TO THE END!Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
She has similar problems during Serpent Drummer's arc when she's at the conference 
@Golden Girl
City of Heroes comics and artwork
Those who live by the sword...die by those who live by the gun.
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More accurately: "Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don't."|
Originally Posted by DumpleBerry
Those who live by the sword...die by those who live by the gun.
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aka
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Dark_Respite's Farewell Video: "One Last Day"
THE COURSE OF SUPERHERO ROMANCE CONTINUES!
Book I: A Tale of Nerd Flirting! ~*~ Book II: Courtship and Crime Fighting - Chap Nine live!
MA Arcs - 3430: Hell Hath No Fury / 3515: Positron Gets Some / 6600: Dyne of the Times / 351572: For All the Wrong Reasons
378944: Too Clever by Half / 459581: Kill or Cure / 551680: Clerical Errors (NEW!)
THE COURSE OF SUPERHERO ROMANCE CONTINUES!
Book I: A Tale of Nerd Flirting! ~*~ Book II: Courtship and Crime Fighting - Chap Nine live!
MA Arcs - 3430: Hell Hath No Fury / 3515: Positron Gets Some / 6600: Dyne of the Times / 351572: For All the Wrong Reasons
378944: Too Clever by Half / 459581: Kill or Cure / 551680: Clerical Errors (NEW!)
Villainside, I caught some dialog coming from one of the scrapyarders following the scrapyard ghost around (that zone's Giant Monster)...
"We're following a ghost into a graveyard in the middle of the night. Does anyone else think this is a bad idea?"
Arc ID#30821, A Clean Break
The only problem with defeating the Tsoo is that an hour later, you want to defeat them again!
"Life is just better boosted!" -- LadyMage
"I'm a big believer in Personal Force Field on a blaster. ... It's your happy place." -- Fulmens
Pocket D's NPC chatter is highly entertaining, e.g.: