Favorite CoX Lines
"We are very unhappy and that is why we are holding these protest signs!" - Anonymous protestor in Praetoria
For some reason that line just tickled me.
Before Combat:
Ice Thorn Caster: They said Praetoria was shades of gray. This looks awfully blue to me.
Guide: Seriously?
Combat Start:
Guide: I'm going to let them kill you.
From the Whispered Rumor halloween tip. Never played it myself, encountered the line on Paragon Wiki but found it amusing enough,
Friends are just enemies that haven't betrayed you yet.
its even funnier if you promptly beat down the Outcast who said that when you're a sword user.
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There was also "Gimme your Thorn Blade, you aren't worthy to have it!" in response to a dumb comment, and:
"We are very unhappy and that is why we are holding these protest signs!" - Anonymous protestor in Praetoria
For some reason that line just tickled me. Before Combat: Ice Thorn Caster: They said Praetoria was shades of gray. This looks awfully blue to me. Guide: Seriously? Combat Start: Guide: I'm going to let them kill you. From the Whispered Rumor halloween tip. Never played it myself, encountered the line on Paragon Wiki but found it amusing enough, |
"You know, this water tastes really good. "
"They told us not to drink the water!"
Arc #40529 : The Furies of the Earth
Here's a good one:
"Ok, now I think you are TRYING to ditch me."
-Mender Lazarus
It's funny cause it's true. And one RIP officer says in a Tip mission:
"Go go go! We can do this! ... I think!" Made me giggle.
Arc ID: 475246, "Bringing a Lord to Power"
"I'm only a simple man trying to cling to my tomorrow. Every day. By any means necessary."
-Caldwell B. Cladwell