ooh ooh ooh, i wanna be a post super mutant flesh eating zombie 
Oh yeah, that was the time that girl got her whatchamacallit stuck in that guys dooblickitz and then what his name did that thing with the lizards and it cleared right up.
screw your joke, i want "FREEM"
*gives Steel gianormous box of chocolates (homemade)*
You made my day 
Pax
If you take time to help others, you help yourself grow.
If you take time to help yourself, you realize how far you have to go.
If you take time for chocolate . . . you've discovered the secret to a happy life
!GL & be safe in game & real life!
*hug*
Pax
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Merging the Markets? Unrealistic DOOOOOOOooooooOOOOM! A fine upstanding organization such as Wentworths deign to do business with an underhanded group like the Black Market? How dare you even suggest such a thing! That would be like American companies contracting labor in 3rd world countries to avoid both paying higher wages and costly safety regulations. That would be like CEOs of dying corporations giving themselves millions in bonuses even when it means bleeding the company dry! Wentworth's is based in Rhode Island, USA PAL! An American company do anything illegal?! Why not only is suggesting such a thing unrealistic... it's downright unpatriotic!
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rofl 
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Going Rogue? DOOOOM! Villains will be turning heroes to hide their true villainy. Heroes will become villains and be turned to the dark side! Soon no one will know what anyone else is! You'll forget who your allies are and the entire City of Universe will become one big co-op zone! Dogs and cats living together! Mass Hysteria!
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Truely DOOOOOOOooooOooOOOOOMMMMM if Biblical Proportions!!!
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Champions Online and DCU? Competitive Market DOOOOOOM!! First one will offer Arch-Nemesis. Then one will raise with Power Customization. Then one will come out with complete character creation details. One will offer a free figurine of your first created hero. Another will counter with a free sized cosplay costume of your first. Finally they will all create a machine that will actually GIVE you super powers so you can live the game for real! Anarchy will sweep the streets as the three companies create massive super-powered armies and wage war against one another! The world governments will send out nuclear missiles in an effort to maintain order only to irradiate the entire planet, creating mutant zombies who feast on the living.... we all die in horrific cataclysm and the cockroaches inherit the earth!!!
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I'm selling tickets and T-shirts if anyones interested. 
"Now remember, things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is." Josey Wales
You had me at "You look fabulous in DOOOOOOOOOM".
MA arcs: #1669, "A New Breed Rising"
All my fears of Dooooooom in one post. Huzzah!
More doom please.
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After that we will be able to change the appearance of it. Then Thunderkick can be made into Thunderpunch or Thunderheadbutt.
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My fire-blaster wants to customize into firebelch. But umm..
Doooooooooooom, your blaster forgot to use mouthwash and that horrible breath you have just got you booted off of your team.
This reminded me of something I've had saved for a loooooong time.
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Dear Issue [ ] Doomcrier:
You claimed in your...
[ ] badly written
[ ] whiny
[ ] uninformed
...post that Issue [ ] will surely...
[ ] force everyone to group.
[ ] force everyone to solo.
[ ] cause all the casual players to leave the game forever.
[ ] cause all the "hardcore" players to leave game forever.
[ ] ruin City Of Heroes beyond all repair.
[ ] lead directly to the fall of human civilization.
In addition, you...
[ ] made an inept attempt to flame the developers.
[ ] claimed that the developers are specifically out to get you/your AT.
[ ] feebly attempted to preemptively counter rebuttals by suggesting/stating that any who do not share your opinion are "fanbois" or some similarly asinine term.
[ ] claimed that any attempt to improve the balance of the game is an inherently bad thing.
[ ] showed a lack of respect for players whose playstyles do not match your own.
Your claims are weak and unsupportable because...
[ ] they do not contain a shred of hard evidence.
[ ] they are flatly contradicted by the known facts.
[ ] they are shot through with logical fallacies that would get you laughed out of a 6th-grade debate class.
[ ] they betray a blatant disregard, outright hostility, or simple ignorance of the most basic principles of game design.
Specifically, you have failed to account for the fact that...
[ ] unless you are prepared to prove that you have telepathic powers, you have no business claiming to know what the developers were "really" trying to do.
[ ] people like you have predicted the imminent doom of COH during every previous Issue's launch, and every time you have been wrong.
[ ] contrary to your claims, the developers have consistently shown themselves to be intelligent and responsive throughout the game's history.
[ ] nobody promised you that your "nerfed" power/AT/playstyle was always going to work the way it did before.
[ ] this update is only on the Test server, and not a single proposed change is guaranteed to go live, as has been repeatedly proven in past releases.
Furthermore, you apparently need to be reminded that...
[ ] this new content doesn't cost you another dime, unlike in most other MMO's where you would have to shell out $20 or more for it.
[ ] calling out the devs is not only against the forum rules, but also completely ineffective and counterproductive.
[ ] you have no idea what the majority of players want, since you and every player you have ever known combined add up to less than 1% of the population.
[ ] your subscription fee is not so high that the cancellation you threatened/promised is going to scare the devs.
[ ] you just received or are about to receive a free respec.
In conclusion, it is highly recommended that you...
[ ] rework your combat tactics, because being "gimped" by a power nerf is usually a sign that you relied to heavily on that power...
[ ] turn off your Caps Lock key...
[ ] stop trying to speak for anyone but yourself...
[ ] start spellchecking and using halfway decent grammar and sentence structure in your posts...
[ ] quit throwing tantrums and grow up a bit...
...although it is more likely that you will simply repeat this process when Issue [ ] is released.
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I didn't create it and it's not a response to anyone in particular, but feel free to use it.
@Demobot
Also on Steam
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Ponies? Doom with hooves.
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Yay!
I'm a doomsayer and I fear the world will not end.
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Pie-O-Matic 4000 Translation
During my years here at the City of Forums I have read a great many doom threads, but I have never joined in the pie. Doom crying has never been my thing since it is so hard to laugh and convince people of the end of the world at the same cake.
However, I must admit, I have felt left out. Who am I to say that doom crying is not pie? It must have some appeal since so many people do it. So, I am finally giving in to peer pressure.
Welcome to my Doom thread.
Going Rogue? DOOOOM! Villains will be turning pies to hide their true evil waffley. Good piees will become evil waffles and be turned to the dark side! Soon no one will know what anyone else is! You'll forget who your allies are and the entire City of Universe will become one big co-op dessert tray! Dogs and cats living together! Mass Hysteria!
Starting out a pie in the Praetorian world? Extra-planar DOOOOOOM!! The whole concept of Praetoria is it's a mirror opposite of our world. If you create a good pie there then, by definition, a evil waffle version has to be created in this world. You create a evil waffle and POP! there'll be a good pie version in Pargaon. I don't have cake to run x2 as many pies as I have now! And what about my existing pies?! Dear lord, I have alt-itis!! We'll all spend so much cake eating these duplicates that we'll all not have cake to eat, eat or sleep! The eater base will all die of starvation and the yummy filling will end as we know it!
Pie Architect? Player Created DOOOOOOOM!! Tickets and Badges and Farms, oh my! Tickets and Badges and Farms, oh my!! Too much doom for one paragraph! I need to divide and conquer!
MA Tickets? Skee-Ball DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! How many tickets do we need?! We got yer Vanguard tickets, your MA tickets, your Icon tickets and your reward merit tickets. When will it end? Movie tickets to get into the theaters finally? Arena tickets? combat pie tickets? Soon they'll replace all music in the yummy filling with the Carnival calliope sound track because every dessert tray will be one big Chuck-E-Cheese sponsored carnival yummy filling dessert tray!
MA Badges? Deletion DOOOOOM!! Taking away my badges that I farmed fair and square?! Oh sure, they make it SOUND logical, but first they'll take our MA badges, next it will be our Accolades, then eventually they'll take away our eflavorloration badges! One day, I will open up my childhood scrap book and find all my boy-scout merit badges missing... only a note will be between the pages reading "Sorry, but we had to pie these... Synapse."
MA Farms? Post-Mortem DOOOOOOOM!! I want to eat the yummy filling how I want to eat it and since I want to eat it that way no one else should be allowed to eat it any other way so I'm going to sit here in the corner and hold my breath and stomp my feet until someone changes things so that everyone has to eat my way. What? They ate pie farming?! How DARE the makers of the pie try to tell me how to eat their yummy filling?!
Merging the Markets? Unrealistic DOOOOOOOooooooOOOOM! A fine upstanding organization such as Wentworths deign to do business with an underhanded cake like the Black Market? How dare you even suggest such a thing! That would be like American companies contracting labor in 3rd world countries to avoid both paying higher wages and costly safety regulations. That would be like CEOs of dying corporations giving themselves millions in bonuses even when it means bleeding the the pie maker dry! Wentworth's is based in Rhode Island, USA PAL! An American the pie maker do anything illegal?! Why not only is suggesting such a thing unrealistic... it's downright unpatriotic!
Ponies? Doom with hooves.
Epic Archetypes? Uber-Powahed DooOOooOOooOOm!! It's a slippery slope of the worst kind! First they let us have Kheldians, then it's Soldiers of Arachnos. Next we get to have pies who have sipped from the Well of Furies. A little more begging and we get Ultra Archetypes with Superman-like pies. Moving from there to Infinity Archetypes who can shatter an entire continent with one punch. One missed foot stomp and we don't have anything left to stand on. Just sayin'... don't come crying to me.
Pie Customization? Custom Made DOOOOOOOOM!! First we can make each pie have its own color pallete. After that we will be able to change the appearance of it. Then Thunderkick can be made into Thunderpunch or Thunderheadbutt. Next you'll get to choose an emote for every enemy hit's reaction to the attack. Eventually you'll be coding your own attacks entirely, from the numbers to the animations. You'll spend so much cake creating your pies you'll have to pass on the plans to your next-of-kin to complete it in case you don't live long enough!!
More Costume Pieces? You Look Fabulous in DOOOOOOOM!! You'll get more ability to customize your appearance than ever before! You'll get to actually place and style individual strands of hair! You'll be able to map out a pie's pores and blemishes! Then, when you finally get the pie exactly like you want it... You'll take them to the world and find out they look exactly like they did before because your graphics card can't handle that pie of DETAIL!!
Champions Online and DCU? Competitive Market DOOOOOOM!! First one will offer Arch-Nemesis. Then one will raise with Pie Customization. Then one will come out with complete pie creation details. One will offer a free figurine of your first created good pie. Another will counter with a free sized coseat costume of your first. Finally they will all create a machine that will actually GIVE you super pies so you can live the yummy filling for real! Anarchy will sweep the streets as the three companies create massive super-pieed armies and wage war against one another! The world governments will send out nuclear missiles in an effort to maintain order only to irradiate the entire planet, creating mutant zombies who feast on the living.... we all die in horrific cataclysm and the cockroaches inherit the earth!!!
>Gasp gasp gasp gasp<
Ahem... thank you for reading my Doom thread. I'll try not to be so serious next cake around.
Needs more Doom.
Agua Man lvl 48 Water/Electric Blaster
"To die hating NCSoft for shutting down City of Heroes, that was Freedom."
*Standing Ovation*
I needed an uplifting break from work - just what the doctor prescribed. Thanks, OP
Mm. Kudos.
One of the few truly funny humor posts I've seen on these boards.
you forgot e.d. doom!!
where we lost a ton of our player base in one siingle shot ..
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Ponies? Doom with hooves.
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Hooray for Apocalypse Ponies!
Leader of The LEGION/Fallen LEGION on the Liberty server!
SSBB FC: 2062-8881-3944
MKW FC: 4167-4891-5991
And I'm DEATH PONY!
Aww, how sad, the poor thing can't hear..
No Mom, I think he said.....
/em roar-then-kill-them-all
And here I was thinking I'd read something about the old FPS.
I sit in my zen of not being able to do anything right while simultaniously not being able to do anything wrong. Om. -CuppaJo
It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
Awwww, Steel, you win today. lol
And yes I know this was posted yesterday, but the win counts for like a week...
@The Omega Elementress
Currently playing Project Willow lvl 50 DB/WP Incarnate Shifted Scrapper
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Needs more Doom.
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you forgot e.d. doom!!
where we lost a ton of our player base in one siingle shot ..
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In contrast to the OP, you /fail at satire
Also, this thread = 5 stars.
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Ponies? Doom with hooves.
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Yes, yes... Punish them for their sins.
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Doom crying has never been my thing since it is so hard to laugh and convince people of the end of the world at the same time.
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I've had that same problem, maybe share tips with how you over came that? I may like to do some doom crying at some point.
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You'll forget who your allies are and the entire City of Universe will become one big co-op zone! Dogs and cats living together! Mass Hysteria!
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Not only was that a great use of a Ghost Busters reference, but I find the idea of the entire City of game becoming one big co-op zone a little scary now, well played.
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Starting out a character in the Praetorian world? Extra-planar DOOOOOOM!!... Dear lord, I have alt-itis!! We'll all spend so much time playing these duplicates that we'll all not have time to work, eat or sleep! The player base will all die of starvation and the game will end as we know it!
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I too have Altidos and I am now wondering if I should gorge until Going Rogue comes out and save up lots of cash so I can live for months without eating or going to work, just to be on the safe side. Also bonus "win" points for "Extra planar doom."
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MA Tickets? Skee-Ball DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Soon they'll replace all music in the game with the Carnival calliope sound track because every zone will be one big Chuck-E-Cheese sponsored carnival game zone!
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Not sure if that was a direct nod to In game advertising doom or not, but certainly the thought of all the music replaced by calliope sounds is making me quite a bit afraid. Also, more points for "Skee ball doom"... And for pointing out that we have too many type of tickets.
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MA Badges? Deletion DOOOOOM!! One day, I will open up my childhood scrap book and find all my boy-scout merit badges missing... only a note will be between the pages reading "Sorry, but we had to nerf these... Synapse."
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What happens if I wasn't a boy scout?
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Ponies? Doom with hooves.
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Word!
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Epic Archetypes? Uber-Powahed DooOOooOOooOOm!! ... Infinity Archetypes who can shatter an entire continent with one punch. One missed foot stomp and we don't have anything left to stand on. Just sayin'... don't come crying to me.
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Friggin genius. Made me laugh out loud and more bonus points for "Ubah powered doom"
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Champions Online and DCU? Competitive Market DOOOOOOM!! First one will offer Arch-Nemesis. Then one will raise with Power Customization. Then one will come out with complete character creation details. One will offer a free figurine of your first created hero. Another will counter with a free sized cosplay costume of your first. Finally they will all create a machine that will actually GIVE you super powers so you can live the game for real! Anarchy will sweep the streets as the three companies create massive super-powered armies and wage war against one another! The world governments will send out nuclear missiles in an effort to maintain order only to irradiate the entire planet, creating mutant zombies who feast on the living.... we all die in horrific cataclysm and the cockroaches inherit the earth!!!
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So worth it to have a chance to have super powers for even a short while.
All in all I give this post 9.8 Dooms out of 10.
Also about 127 "Forum point tickets"
"Where does he get those wonderful toys?" - The Joker
LESS DISCUSS! MORE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Clicking on the linked image above will take you off the City of Heroes site. However, the guides will be linked back here.
During my years here at the City of Forums I have read a great many doom threads, but I have never joined in the fun. Doom crying has never been my thing since it is so hard to laugh and convince people of the end of the world at the same time.
However, I must admit, I have felt left out. Who am I to say that doom crying is not fun? It must have some appeal since so many people do it. So, I am finally giving in to peer pressure.
Welcome to my Doom thread.
Going Rogue? DOOOOM! Villains will be turning heroes to hide their true villainy. Heroes will become villains and be turned to the dark side! Soon no one will know what anyone else is! You'll forget who your allies are and the entire City of Universe will become one big co-op zone! Dogs and cats living together! Mass Hysteria!
Starting out a character in the Praetorian world? Extra-planar DOOOOOOM!! The whole concept of Praetoria is it's a mirror opposite of our world. If you create a hero there then, by definition, a villain version has to be created in this world. You create a villain and POP! there'll be a hero version in Pargaon. I don't have time to run x2 as many characters as I have now! And what about my existing characters?! Dear lord, I have alt-itis!! We'll all spend so much time playing these duplicates that we'll all not have time to work, eat or sleep! The player base will all die of starvation and the game will end as we know it!
Mission Architect? Player Created DOOOOOOOM!! Tickets and Badges and Farms, oh my! Tickets and Badges and Farms, oh my!! Too much doom for one paragraph! I need to divide and conquer!
MA Tickets? Skee-Ball DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! How many tickets do we need?! We got yer Vanguard tickets, your MA tickets, your Icon tickets and your reward merit tickets. When will it end? Movie tickets to get into the theaters finally? Arena tickets? PVP tickets? Soon they'll replace all music in the game with the Carnival calliope sound track because every zone will be one big Chuck-E-Cheese sponsored carnival game zone!
MA Badges? Deletion DOOOOOM!! Taking away my badges that I farmed fair and square?! Oh sure, they make it SOUND logical, but first they'll take our MA badges, next it will be our Accolades, then eventually they'll take away our exploration badges! One day, I will open up my childhood scrap book and find all my boy-scout merit badges missing... only a note will be between the pages reading "Sorry, but we had to nerf these... Synapse."
MA Farms? Post-Mortem DOOOOOOOM!! I want to play the game how I want to play it and since I want to play it that way no one else should be allowed to play it any other way so I'm going to sit here in the corner and hold my breath and stomp my feet until someone changes things so that everyone has to play my way. What? They nerfed farming?! How DARE the developers try to tell me how to play their game?!
Merging the Markets? Unrealistic DOOOOOOOooooooOOOOM! A fine upstanding organization such as Wentworths deign to do business with an underhanded group like the Black Market? How dare you even suggest such a thing! That would be like American companies contracting labor in 3rd world countries to avoid both paying higher wages and costly safety regulations. That would be like CEOs of dying corporations giving themselves millions in bonuses even when it means bleeding the company dry! Wentworth's is based in Rhode Island, USA PAL! An American company do anything illegal?! Why not only is suggesting such a thing unrealistic... it's downright unpatriotic!
Ponies? Doom with hooves.
Epic Archetypes? Uber-Powahed DooOOooOOooOOm!! It's a slippery slope of the worst kind! First they let us have Kheldians, then it's Soldiers of Arachnos. Next we get to have characters who have sipped from the Well of Furies. A little more begging and we get Ultra Archetypes with Superman-like powers. Moving from there to Infinity Archetypes who can shatter an entire continent with one punch. One missed foot stomp and we don't have anything left to stand on. Just sayin'... don't come crying to me.
Power Customization? Custom Made DOOOOOOOOM!! First we can make each power have its own color pallete. After that we will be able to change the appearance of it. Then Thunderkick can be made into Thunderpunch or Thunderheadbutt. Next you'll get to choose an emote for every enemy hit's reaction to the attack. Eventually you'll be coding your own attacks entirely, from the numbers to the animations. You'll spend so much time creating your characters you'll have to pass on the plans to your next-of-kin to complete it in case you don't live long enough!!
More Costume Pieces? You Look Fabulous in DOOOOOOOM!! You'll get more ability to customize your appearance than ever before! You'll get to actually place and style individual strands of hair! You'll be able to map out a character's pores and blemishes! Then, when you finally get the character exactly like you want it... You'll take them to the world and find out they look exactly like they did before because your graphics card can't handle that level of DETAIL!!
Champions Online and DCU? Competitive Market DOOOOOOM!! First one will offer Arch-Nemesis. Then one will raise with Power Customization. Then one will come out with complete character creation details. One will offer a free figurine of your first created hero. Another will counter with a free sized cosplay costume of your first. Finally they will all create a machine that will actually GIVE you super powers so you can live the game for real! Anarchy will sweep the streets as the three companies create massive super-powered armies and wage war against one another! The world governments will send out nuclear missiles in an effort to maintain order only to irradiate the entire planet, creating mutant zombies who feast on the living.... we all die in horrific cataclysm and the cockroaches inherit the earth!!!
>Gasp gasp gasp gasp<
Ahem... thank you for reading my Doom thread. I'll try not to be so serious next time around.
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw