The Doom Crier's Bible


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*looks at Steelclaw*

Okay, I'm married to Bloodspeaker IRL and to Leandro in-game, so I can't marry you, but would you settle instead for officially now being my God?

Michelle
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Samuraiko/Dark_Respite

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Well... see that entirely depends on the agreement we can come to regarding tithes... I really wouldn't suggest it tho'... since my religion doesn't recognize any marriages performed under the dominion of one of those "other" dieties..

Two annulments and one religious conversion all at the same time is too much to ask of anyone.

Besides... if you read my bible then you'd know that any worshipper of mine is pretty much DOOOOOOOOOOMed anyway.


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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More Costume Pieces? You Look Fabulous in DOOOOOOOM!!

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Jay needs to make a costume set called Doom. Seriously. He does.



my lil RWZ Challenge vid

 

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As a follow-up on the whole deity thing; it occurred to me that some of you out there may question the legitimacy of my divinity. So, I took a small "You may be a god; find out now!" on line test... here are the results:

1) Can you walk on water?
I live in the lakes region of the semi-arctic state of Maine. I can walk on water with no problem whatsoever at least 4 months out of the year. More if I can fudge the definition of "treading water."

2) Can you raise the dead?
Frequently. Although it requires I be running one of my toons with access to the defender primaries. Otherwise I need to enact a holy rite I like to call "The Passing of the Light Blue Skittle."

3) Can you turn water into wine?
No, but then again this is an unfair question because I don't drink alcohol. I DO drink coffee, Kool Aid, lemonade and tea however and am capable of turning water into these things with minimal effort.

4) Can you multiply loaves and fishes to feed a crowd?
Mathematically speaking, multiplication is just an expression of addition. So 3x3 is the same as saying 3+3+3. If I make a trip to the grocery store and buy more loaves and fishes and add them in equal alotments to the original amount; then YES, I can multiply loaves and fishes.

5) Can you drive forth demons from a place they have possessed?
I have two teen-age children. They visit every weekend and I kick them out on Sunday to go back to their mother's house. Check.

6) Can you cure blindness and/or deafness?
I have two teenage children. I cure blindness and/or deafness by taking away their Nintendo DS or turning off the television.

Strange thing about the test though... When I submitted my answers to the website it came back with "You are a diety... You are the god of B.S."

Not sure what that means; but I'm hoping for "Bountiful Sensuality."


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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It means you're the deity of Philosophy of course.


 

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Organica wrote:

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More Costume Pieces? You Look Fabulous in DOOOOOOOM!!

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Jay needs to make a costume set called Doom. Seriously. He does.

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And to make it a Doom set, you cannot select it in the character editor. Pieces can only show up when using the Random button.

--NT


They all laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
But I showed them, and nobody's laughing at me now!

If I became a red name, I would be all "and what would you mere mortals like to entertain me with today, mu hu ha ha ha!" ~Arcanaville