Non-Inflamatory, Non-Troll, Non-Offensive Joke List
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Ad Astra,
Posted on: 2011-06-06 07:15 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
* Response.
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That doesn't really travel well outside NA.
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
* Out of date pop culture reference lost on anyone under the age of thirty.
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By my mohawk shall ye know me!
my toons
Funny: Ee-Ai-Ee-Ai-Oh! #3662 * The foul-mouthed Handyman! #1076 * City of Norms #132944
Serious: To Save A Single World (#83744) * Marketing Opportunity (#83747)
*Remark about the supreme level of humor demonstrated*
*Its all gone to the Americans
*Its all a uniquedragon plot!
@Damz Find me on the global channel Union Chat. One of the best "chat channels" ingame!
A nod to the great master of humor.*
Dry comment on the continued excellence of Steelclaw posts.*
Captain Den'Rath 53* Merk/Traps MM, Rivona 50Energy Blast/Time Cor,Victoria Von Heilwig 53* Dual Pistols/Traps Cor, Crab Spider Webguard 53* SOA, Accela 53* Bot/FF MM,Valkyrie's Executor 53* Broadsword/Shield Def Scrap. On FREEDOM! @Knight Of Bronze
"Hypocrisy, the human inherent." "Let not this work be wasted, apply yourself always."
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I like turtles
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* Potential threadjack about how GREAT the pop culture reference was and how (TV, movies, entertainment industry, morals, etc.) have declined significantly.
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
* Out of date pop culture reference lost on anyone under the age of thirty.
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Altoholic - but a Blaster at Heart!
Originally Posted by SpyralPegacyon
"You gave us a world where we could fly. I can't thank you enough for that."
* Complaint about how tired we are of lists on the forums.
* Thread derailing comment about a pet subject I always bring up in every thread no matter the context.
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Originally Posted by HardRider
I like turtles
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The devs are working hard to make this game great! Stop picking on them about the lack of busses! You are mean!!!!!
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It was funnier the first time.
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
* Final installment of the repeating joke; hopefully the funniest of them. Hopefully.
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Why Blasters? Empathy Sucks.
So, you want to be Mental?
What the hell? Let's buff defenders.
Tactics are for those who do not have a big enough hammer. Wisdom is knowing how big your hammer is.
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Quoting of favourite entries, words of appreciation, story of poster's bursting into laughter in a public setting on reading list.
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
* Outdated comment about costume contests in Atlas Park.
* Second installment of list spanning repeating joke. |
Character index
*statement regarding beverage squirting out of nose.
*demand for new keyboard.
Eva Destruction AR/Fire/Munitions Blaster
Darkfire Avenger DM/SD/Body Scrapper
Arc ID#161629 Freaks, Geeks, and Men in Black
Arc ID#431270 Until the End of the World
* Comment speculating about content of original post, designed to draw attention to having poster on ignore list.
Arc#314490: Zombie Ninja Pirates!
Defiant @Grouchybeast
Death is part of my attack chain.
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*complaint about complaints
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Originally Posted by Feycat
* Complaint about how tired we are of lists on the forums.
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I like chocolate milk!
* Reply about how one of the joke items is seriously going into the suggestions forum.
* Which will then be posted without using Search.
*Polite yet condescending post informing of the existance of the forum games thread.
VIRTUE
Agahnim- Elec/Ice Blaster
"Elec/Ice. Nice. Holy <@*&$@#!> =) You're like the CoH equivalent of those bdsm people who hang from the ceiling on hooks!"
-Plasmar
Agahnim Dragmire- Warshade
"(You spin space webs. =D)"
-Paladin
I don't get it
@Blood Beret(2)Twitter
I am a bad speeler, use poorer grammar, and am a frequent typoist.
MA ArcID: 1197
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. Winston Churchill
*Polite yet stern message about keeping the thread on topic, declaration of consequential action if not heeded.
* obligatory exclamation unrelated to anything other than sequential position of this post related to red name addition to thread
City of Heroes was my first MMO, & my favorite computer game.
R.I.P.
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Horryd - Myriam - Dysquiet - Ghyr
Vanysh - Eldrytch
Inflyct - Mysron - Orphyn - Dysmay - Reapyr - - Wyldeman - Hydeous
*mandatory denunciation of personal typing speed, resulting in placing second in sequential position of this post relative to red name addition to thread
*citation of personal favorite among OP's entries
*declaration of amazement and admiration for how easy to produce the OP makes such threads appear
"How do you know you are on the side of good?" a Paragon citizen asked him. "How can we even know what is 'good'?"
"The Most High has spoken, even with His own blood," Melancton replied. "Surely we know."
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*Short post explaining that the idea of the thread is to give a summary of a post rather than actually writing it out in full*
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Originally Posted by Blood_Beret
I don't get it
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@Golden Girl
City of Heroes comics and artwork
Obligatory introductory paragraph including description of thought process behind creation.
* Over-used reference to bus stops without busses.
* Outdated comment about costume contests in Atlas Park.
* Non-funny filler comment while my brain struggles to find the next "real" zinger.
* Introduction of list-spanning repeating joke.
* Joke so obscure only myself and certain brain damaged chimpanzees would get it... not necessarily think it's funny... just get it.
* Out of date pop culture reference lost on anyone under the age of thirty.
* Second installment of list spanning repeating joke.
* Joke recycled from past list(s), dusted off and twisted slightly to fit in this description.
* Non-sensical attempt at humor for the sole purpose of filling in a spot so the list will be ten items rather than nine, actually written last but slapped into the ninth spot so the repeating joke is in the tenth.
* Final installment of the repeating joke; hopefully the funniest of them. Hopefully.
Closing statements and reference to hiding from or fearing potential retribution from readers.
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw