Non-Inflamatory, Non-Troll, Non-Offensive Joke List
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Ad Astra,
Posted on: 2011-06-06 07:15 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
*rambling sentence praising waffles
*picture of waffles
*derogatory comment about the inferiority of pie and cake to waffles
*did i mention waffles?
Dr. Todt's theme.
i make stuff...
*Angry Response to first post on page
*Realization post about waffles has intercepted above post.
*Affirmation of love of waffles.
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*Questions whether Schismatrix really meant waffles, or whether they meant to say carrots!*
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Originally Posted by Schismatrix
*rambling sentence praising waffles
*picture of waffles *derogatory comment about the inferiority of pie and cake to waffles *did i mention waffles? |
Kevin Callanan
Community Specialist
Paragon Studios
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*Sense of pride that poster got the reference.
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Originally Posted by Freitag
*Questions whether Schismatrix really meant waffles, or whether they meant to say carrots!*
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Originally Posted by Freitag
*quote of redname post*
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Originally Posted by NightErrant
*multiquote incorporating response to redname post
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Dr. Todt's theme.
i make stuff...
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* assertion that carrots are EVIL|
Originally Posted by Freitag
*Questions whether Schismatrix really meant waffles, or whether they meant to say carrots!*
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* spurious proof given that vegetables are meant to be green and that non-green vegetables are obviously evil
* slight tangent that corn is yellow and since green is made up of blue and yellow they remain clear of the non-green vegetable evil rule
* assertion that tangents are NOT the sole province of Zwillinger
* tardy realization that poster forgot to take their meds today
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
*angry assertion that pie is greater than cake or waffles with a point made that there is no chicken cake and although chicken is served with waffles, pie actually can have chicken in it.*
*Post Edited to include *Inquiry as to why there hasn't been a list from the previous poster today*
Tech Support Rule #1 - They will lie to you. Usually intentionally.
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*assertion of the goodness of the COOKIE, despite the fact that I could have just posted this quote and would know what I have to say*
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
* assertion that carrots are EVIL
* spurious proof given that vegetables are meant to be green and that non-green vegetables are obviously evil |
That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.
*initial statement about lack of reading the subsequent comments to the original post, followed by a warning that this is not a quote pyramid, "but"*
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*pulls apart this comment in lengthy detail.*|
Originally Posted by Steelclaw
Obligatory introductory paragraph including description of thought process behind creation.
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| * Over-used reference to bus stops without busses. |
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| * Outdated comment about costume contests in Atlas Park. |
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| * Non-funny filler comment while my brain struggles to find the next "real" zinger. |
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| * Introduction of list-spanning repeating joke. |
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| * Joke so obscure only myself and certain brain damaged chimpanzees would get it... not necessarily think it's funny... just get it. |
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| * Out of date pop culture reference lost on anyone under the age of thirty. |
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| * Second installment of list spanning repeating joke. |
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| * Joke recycled from past list(s), dusted off and twisted slightly to fit in this description. |
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* Non-sensical attempt at humor for the sole purpose of filling in a spot so the list will be ten items rather than nine, actually written last but slapped into the ninth spot so the repeating joke is in the tenth. * Final installment of the repeating joke; hopefully the funniest of them. Hopefully. Closing statements and reference to hiding from or fearing potential retribution from readers. |
*obligatory idiotic signature*
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*posts internet picture showing how wrong quoted poster is|
Originally Posted by The_Laughing_Man
*<quoted stuff here>
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*posts quote from Lady_Sadako with "Captain Wrong" and "Wrong-bots" and a vat of toxic wrong, detailing how wrong poster is.
There I was between a rock and a hard place. Then I thought, "What am I doing on this side of the rock?"
*nonsensical and barely on-topic wall of text with minimal punctuation and no capitalization and poor spelling and grammar predicting the death of the game and blaming it on a segment or segments of the playerbase that enjoy activities I don't enjoy and making unfounded comparisons between the developer team's recent decisions and something jack may or may not have said and repeatedly referring to a competing game which is never explicitly mentioned by name but described in sufficient detail that everyone knows which game I'm referring to.
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