Non-Inflamatory, Non-Troll, Non-Offensive Joke List

*image Google'd in response to repeating joke, potentially more amusing than original repeating joke.

*Photoshops Zwillinger's image to make it even more amusing*

* Second obligatory exclamation unrelated to anything other than sequential position of this post related to red name addition to thread

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samuel_Tow City of Heroes is a game about freedom of expression and variety of experiences far more so than it is about representing any one theme, topic or genre.

Snarky comment about how OP's humor is at least funny as opposed to [fill in other poster's name equally well-known with just as much of a love/hate following on forum].

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite

*post replying to a completely different thread posted here by accident

* Comment about large number of colored names of the red variety in this thread

*beginning of completely off-topic tangent that vaguely referrences an item in the OP's list.

Obligatory notice of crimson nomenclatured responses to thread; dated pop culture reference to over-excited oscar winning actress's acknowledgement of affection.

Unasked for and likely unwanted continuation of original list.

* Thinly veiled re-write of another poster's much funnier joke.

* Lame and uninspired continuation of the repeating joke combined with a reference to Waldo and Carmen Sandiego's love child appearing recently on a milk carton.

* Realization that making a second list was ill advised due to lack of even remotely amusing material. Filler joke that makes as much sense as the story line for an old "Communications Rikti Convention" MA farm.

Expression of disappointment that none of the prior posters have thought to make the obligatory reference to a word rhyming with Room but with 85 times as many O's.

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Post with 85 times as many o's as Room

* Eight-paragraph post that takes 15 minutes to read recounting some experience in my past that I feel relates to this conversation.

Edit:
* Followed by editing my post to add an insightful point or example that I missed the first time.

* 3-paragraph post everyone ignores

*Shrill declaration of thread-jacking

*Obligatory ad hominem insults

*Self-righteous differentiation between alleged threadjack and own opinions

*Pious denunciation of trolling posts in general and self-congratulatory relief that this post of course is different as well as immensely valuable

*Turtles

*/signed post.

*Sudden random joke referencing as many internet memes as possible accompanied by a random pic slapped into a demotivational poster.

*long winded description to convey the essence of the word "funny" in relation to how the viewer sees this thread.

* Note that this is again appropriate here.

See my Guides and Tutorials

*Attempt at humorous reply fails due to uncontrolled laughter. With winky for added post length.

*Passing reference to best thread evah cliche, extra points for use of 'you win an internet lolpic.


*Picture missing*

*Post exclaiming the need to remember not to read Steelclaw lists while drinking a carbonated beverage.

* Inquiry how to subscribe to OP posts for daily dose of laughter.


EDIT: * Update post with apology and self-stupidity after finding Search button.


EDIT 2: * Complaint that forum maintenance will interrupt amusement of reading OP posting history.

* Another apology, this time towards previous posters for copying creativity.


EDITS 1 - 5: * Long-winded reflections that imitation is the best form of flattery.


EDIT 6: * Recant apologies to previous posters. It wasn't copying, it was a compliment.


EDIT 7: * Realizes Freitag's image has not yet been re-used in thread. Quotes post and adds a string of random-seeming smiley faces.

*Random but related youtube link