Non-Inflamatory, Non-Troll, Non-Offensive Joke List
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Ad Astra,
Posted on: 2011-06-06 07:15 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
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*shorter more concise post about opinion*
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Originally Posted by You
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*Self-quote from earlier post complaining about how no-one replied to it*
*Spiteful name calling that gets hastily moderated.*
@Dante EU - Union Roleplayer and Altisis Victim
The Militia: Union RP Supergroup - www.themilitia.org.uk
*laments missing the boat
*posts relating to OP which no one is following
I don't suffer from altitis, I enjoy every minute of it.
Thank you Devs & Community people for a great game.
So sad to be ending ):
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*comments about poster's join date in relation to his denunciation with a |
Originally Posted by Ura Hero
*Inserts snarky comment about 'Forum Cartel' while denouncing any poster with a join date older than 2 months ago.*
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at the end.
There I was between a rock and a hard place. Then I thought, "What am I doing on this side of the rock?"
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*Statement of inclusion in thread before impending moderation and/or deletion.
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Originally Posted by Dante
*Spiteful name calling that gets hastily moderated.*
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@Oathbound & @Oathbound Too
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*comments on how join date doesn't matter as the account has been deactivated since before launch.*|
Originally Posted by Twisted Toon
*comments about poster's join date in relation to his denunciation with a
at the end. |
*adds comment lamenting the lack of JRanger in these postings*
Tech Support Rule #1 - They will lie to you. Usually intentionally.
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* Statement pointing out the large number of names of the rouge variety in the first 2 pages.|
Originally Posted by Oathbound
*Statement of inclusion in thread before impending moderation and/or deletion.
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* Pointless post padding.
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* Another similar but distinctly different youtube link, followed by me going to make popcorn since someone else mentioned it
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Originally Posted by Knightward
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@Johnstone & @Johnstone 2
ediblePoly.com
All my characters
*non-sequitor about cookies*
That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.
*Overly mushy praise of our community with words like Best and Epic.
Maestro Mavius - Infinity
Capt. Biohazrd - PCSAR
Talsor Tech - Talsorian Guard
Keep Calm & Chive On!
* Loud agreement with previous poster
*obligatory use of /em to indicate in game emote
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*terse statement indicating "this" and "+1"
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Thelonious Monk
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* firm support of loud agreement, but with minor change highlighted within the quote and reference to correction made to make it yet better still
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Originally Posted by Chaos Creator
* Loud agreement with previous poster FIXED
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City of Heroes was my first MMO, & my favorite computer game.
R.I.P.
Chyll - Bydand - Violynce - Enyrgos - Rylle - Nephryte - Solyd - Fettyr - Hyposhock - Styrling - Beryllos - Rosyc
Horryd - Myriam - Dysquiet - Ghyr
Vanysh - Eldrytch
Inflyct - Mysron - Orphyn - Dysmay - Reapyr - - Wyldeman - Hydeous
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*inserted amusing image to show how much agrees with poster*|
Originally Posted by MaestroMavius
*Overly mushy praise of our community with words like Best and Epic.
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(yeah I included an actual image, so what, want to fight about it?)
Badge Earned: Wing Clipper
A real showstopper!
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*Disdainful insult about inclusion of this post in thread|
Originally Posted by Ullikummis
*non-sequitor about cookies*
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*Haughty pronouncement of glittering generalities about cookie users
*Massive editing an hour later upon realization that poster meant literal cookies that are consumed as opposed to computer cookies
*"Post deleted," leaving a smoking crater in thread
"How do you know you are on the side of good?" a Paragon citizen asked him. "How can we even know what is 'good'?"
"The Most High has spoken, even with His own blood," Melancton replied. "Surely we know."
* comparison between this thread and the horridly derailed thread that spawned it
* point made that this thread is still alive while that one has gone the way of the Dodo.
* expression of hope for humanity that fun out lives conflict in most cases
* admission of affection for fellow forumites and realization of just why poster has hung around this madhouse for so long.
* suggestion to developers that most of the posts in this thread could be used as a template for a new language structure for another alien species to oppose the Rikti
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
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* Comment about poster's love of spreadsheets
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
* comparison between this thread and the horridly derailed thread that spawned it
* point made that this thread is still alive while that one has gone the way of the Dodo. * expression of hope for humanity that fun out lives conflict in most cases * admission of affection for fellow forumites and realization of just why poster has hung around this madhouse for so long. * suggestion to developers that most of the posts in this thread could be used as a template for a new language structure for another alien species to oppose the Rikti |
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* Cursory appearance to fulfill informal obligation before disappearing from thread.
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Originally Posted by Lazarillo
*Mentioning Hickman in hopes of turning topic back to humor
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Troy Hickman - So proud to have contributed to and played in this wonderful CoH universe
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*chants summoning ritual without realizing that the summoned has already appeared and left.*
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Originally Posted by TroyHickman
* Cursory appearance to fulfill informal obligation before disappearing from thread.
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Tech Support Rule #1 - They will lie to you. Usually intentionally.
*post about all the time wasted reading this thread when could have <insert favorite activity here> instead
*notice of post count increment.
Teams are the number one killer of soloists.
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* post supporting <insert favorite activity here>, noting a rambling remembrance related to <insert favorite activity here> meaningful to likely no one beyond myself
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Originally Posted by Gaming_Glen
*post about all the time wasted reading this thread when could have <insert favorite activity here> instead
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City of Heroes was my first MMO, & my favorite computer game.
R.I.P.
Chyll - Bydand - Violynce - Enyrgos - Rylle - Nephryte - Solyd - Fettyr - Hyposhock - Styrling - Beryllos - Rosyc
Horryd - Myriam - Dysquiet - Ghyr
Vanysh - Eldrytch
Inflyct - Mysron - Orphyn - Dysmay - Reapyr - - Wyldeman - Hydeous
*posts slightly off-color joke that barely makes it past moderation in an attempt to further derail the topic at hand*
Tech Support Rule #1 - They will lie to you. Usually intentionally.
* Obligatory attempt to get topic back on track
* Random picture of Trains
*Vaguely offensive but mostly nonsensical image.
* Comment about how silly this thread is getting
* Popular Meme from a popular anime