Non-Inflamatory, Non-Troll, Non-Offensive Joke List
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Ad Astra,
Posted on: 2011-06-06 07:15 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
*Sudden storm of facepalms
*Not sure if serious face
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Originally Posted by Zwillinger
GG, I would tell you that "I am killing you with my mind", but I couldn't find an emoticon to properly express my sentiment.
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Originally Posted by Captain_Photon
NOTE: The Incarnate System is basically farming for IOs on a larger scale, and with more obtrusive lore.
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* Similar but distinctly different youtube link, followed by insistence of superiority of said link.
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Originally Posted by Tylerst
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*Wall of text reply that misses the point of the OP which eventually veers totally off topic into babbling randomness with many misspellings, wrong words, lack of punctuation and run-together sentences.*
Tech Support Rule #1 - They will lie to you. Usually intentionally.
Lolcat
@Dante EU - Union Roleplayer and Altisis Victim
The Militia: Union RP Supergroup - www.themilitia.org.uk
Something about bacon.
*Snarky comment culminating with "Lrn2search."
*Redundant threadjacking claim that favored position is held by vast majority of players
*Gratuitous conclusion that those disagreeing are a cornucopia of synonyms for "Loser"
*Tenuous assertion that OP demonstrates veracity of this post and that OP therefore endorses every position
* to make it all seem lighthearted
"How do you know you are on the side of good?" a Paragon citizen asked him. "How can we even know what is 'good'?"
"The Most High has spoken, even with His own blood," Melancton replied. "Surely we know."
*Failed attempt to add something funny to the thread, so that he can hang with the cool kids.*
@Oathbound & @Oathbound Too
*One line post imitating the style of another well-known poster (nothing really contributing to the discussion, pious denunciation of Tyrant).
Altoholic - but a Blaster at Heart!
Originally Posted by SpyralPegacyon
"You gave us a world where we could fly. I can't thank you enough for that."
*One-line post telling how 6-paragraph post was eaten by the Forum Logout Bug.*
*/Quotes then adds "This".*
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Originally Posted by Memphis_Bill
* Obligatory included quote since thread has gone so long.
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Originally Posted by Techbot Alpha
* Another obligatory included quote.
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We've been saving Paragon City for eight and a half years. It's time to do it one more time.
(If you love this game as much as I do, please read that post.)
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* Note about how although you were joking, it actually raises a relevant point that should be addressed.
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Originally Posted by Oathbound
* Failed attempt to add something funny to the thread, so that he can hang with the cool kids.*
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We've been saving Paragon City for eight and a half years. It's time to do it one more time.
(If you love this game as much as I do, please read that post.)
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* note about how no it doesn't
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Originally Posted by TonyV
* Note about how although you were joking, it actually raises a relevant point that should be addressed.
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City of Heroes was my first MMO, & my favorite computer game.
R.I.P.
Chyll - Bydand - Violynce - Enyrgos - Rylle - Nephryte - Solyd - Fettyr - Hyposhock - Styrling - Beryllos - Rosyc
Horryd - Myriam - Dysquiet - Ghyr
Vanysh - Eldrytch
Inflyct - Mysron - Orphyn - Dysmay - Reapyr - - Wyldeman - Hydeous
*Statement of intent to procure popcorn.
Eva Destruction AR/Fire/Munitions Blaster
Darkfire Avenger DM/SD/Body Scrapper
Arc ID#161629 Freaks, Geeks, and Men in Black
Arc ID#431270 Until the End of the World
* Request for some of said procured popcorn
* Statement about relaxing and watching the thread
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Originally Posted by Chaos Creator
* Request for some of said procured popcorn
* Statement about relaxing and watching the thread |
* arguement in support of TonyV
* misguided attempt to argue point
* declaration of frustration and subscription cancellation
* statement of surprise at how I was treated
* [Insert Vet Status in months Here]
* repeat declaration of cancellation with emotional fervor
Comic and Hero/Villain Culture
Saturday January 29th, 2005 (12:37 PM) ~ Monday August 9th, 2010
Those Who Lived It Will Remember Long after your Ban Hammer Crumbles and the servers flicker dead.
We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf
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* Remark about how easily people cancel subscriptions today|
Originally Posted by Shadow Ravenwolf
* quote of previous post in case someone may have missed it
* arguement in support of TonyV * misguided attempt to argue point * declaration of frustration and subscription cancellation * statement of surprise at how I was treated * [Insert Vet Status in months Here] * repeat declaration of cancellation with emotional fervor |
* On topic slightly off color joke
*Mentioning Hickman in hopes of turning topic back to humor
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Originally Posted by Shadow Ravenwolf
* quote of previous post in case someone may have missed it
* arguement in support of TonyV * misguided attempt to argue point * declaration of frustration and subscription cancellation * statement of surprise at how I was treated * [Insert Vet Status in months Here] * repeat declaration of cancellation with emotional fervor |
*request for poster's stuff after poster cancels subscription
*use of a USENET originating expression that means the thread is found to be humorous, preferably in all caps*
*followed by sentence explaining that humorous thread is humorous*
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Flameboxer Aura LVL 50 SS/Fire Brute
Ice 'Em Aura LVL 50 Ice Tank
Darq Widow Fortune LVL 50 Fortunata (200% rech/Night Widow 192.5% rech)--thanks issue 19!
*Picture of a cat with the caption "funny caption with terrible spelling and grammar."*
@Catalystics of the great and honorable Justice server.
*Inserts snarky comment about 'Forum Cartel' while denouncing any poster with a join date older than 2 months ago.*
Tech Support Rule #1 - They will lie to you. Usually intentionally.
*Mandatory claim about playing game during Beta and ever since
*Outlandish claim to have been Positron's roommate even before Beta to establish even more bona fides
*Grandiose announcement of "/thread."
"How do you know you are on the side of good?" a Paragon citizen asked him. "How can we even know what is 'good'?"
"The Most High has spoken, even with His own blood," Melancton replied. "Surely we know."
*Demand that everyone "chill the hell out" and resume discussing the topic in the OP.
*Vaguely offensive but mostly nonsensical image.
Eva Destruction AR/Fire/Munitions Blaster
Darkfire Avenger DM/SD/Body Scrapper
Arc ID#161629 Freaks, Geeks, and Men in Black
Arc ID#431270 Until the End of the World
* redundant re-affirmation of the rich regard for this ribbon of remarks