Things You Have Screamed At Your Monitor...

in my "Favorite rwz mission, im often screaming "its a handgun, you can shoot the guys who explode on death from a distance..how in the hell did you become a general?"

Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.

"I'd hit that." - While standing behind Synapse.
"Oh look down there. It's Statesman! Why doesn't he go do something useful."
"Woman you do NOT what your child to grow up to be like me."

"Rrrraghh! This is PAINFUL!"

First time I ran a mission that took me to the Underground. I don't know what it is, but even on minimum setting that place is a nightmare to my FPS.

In the middle of some amazingly awesome event that I'm filming, John will abruptly hear me scream:

"NO NO NO TURN OFF THE COSTUME CODE NONONONONONONO-"

Followed promptly by a string of profanity that I could bottle and sell to construction crews for stripping paint off walls.

On other occasions where I am filming (especially when the devs/mods are involved and ESPECIALLY if Positron is there)...

"Don't you dare turn off my Flight... no, Posi, don't... I need to be up here to film... MATT I'M GOING TO GET KILLED IF I FALL, DON'T TURN OFF POWERS-"

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite

Whenever I die in an important mission and feel I was screwed over by the mobs. Honestly...a lv. 23 Slag Minion should not be able to oneshot a lv. 24 Crab Spider.

"FLIPPING DANG IT!" *followed by a series of pounding my fists into my desk and threatening to blow up my computer.

And yes, I actually do swear like that. I grew up with my grandparents so I use replacement words.

Of late, playing my new kin/electric brute....


"KAAAAAA MEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

On a related note:

"Must be a Kinetic Melee nearby. I can hear him revving up."

STOP ****ING PUTTING ME TO SLEEP!!!!!! (I'm not too fond of syndicate suits if you couldn't tell)

*clicks on Ricochet*

.........what?

.......

SPEAK! ENGLISH!

After defeating the bank robbers and saving the day in Atlas Park's safeguard only to walk two steps out the door to find three embalmed vahzilok already in squatters mode waiting for me:

"Oh, yeah.... like that is REALLY FRICKIN' FAIR!!!"

Probably when I am at the end of a story arc and going mano a mano with an AV or EB. I got all my toggles on, popped all the necessary inspirations, and just before I lay the fatal blow, he turns on his Force of Nature which normally runs for about 2 minutes. In the meantime, I already activated my Force of Nature when I started the fight...heheh. So, about that time mine runs out as it sounds like a 1972 Pontiac Bonneville trying to start-up. In the meantime, he's chasing me around the warehouse as I am trying to pop the last of my blues for a quick recharge counting down the seconds to when his Force of Nature runs out.

BAM!! He catches me and kills me. I end up going to the Hosp. and when I come back, his life bar is half full. Needless to say the *0&%$#@$#% Hospital was waaaay across town...lol! So, I said some things at my computer screen that would make you want to cover small children 's ears up. Honestly, it's like getting punched in the gut!...heh...heh.

one mission in preatoria against crows undead team mates

"Ok, revived myself, all enemies are on the other side of the room, wait

how did that guy aggro on me from over there?

wait wait run run run

why is this guy chasing me across the map! GO AWAY"

Recently heard during a long night of screaming at the monitor as my team really failed the STF:

* "Why are you all following the stupid scrapper who doesn't know what he's doing?!"

* "When I say 'Everybody but the tank stay out of melee', I mean everybody. Not everyone except the scrapper, or everyone except the blaster who wants to make a melee attack on occasion. EVERY-BODY!"

* "Why the frick do I keep pulling Ghost Widow and Scirocco? Why can't I get just one? And why the hell does he keep strolling up here five minutes after she's chased after me? What is his problem?"

* "We're not ignoring the ambushes because some of us are slow and squishy and die to the ambushes that follow us up the elevators! So, yes, we're not following you, and the tank is helping us because he's a good guy who doesn't leave the rest of his team to rot! Unlike some other stupid people I know who don't give a (crap) about their teammates."

* "What the hell? How did I die again?"

I had to apologize profusely to my roommates at the end of the night for being so loud through the three or so hours it took us to ultimately fail the TF.

OK, it's been six years, I barely play Broadsword anymore... so why is it that I still crit two guys with Headsplitter and yell out "DOUBLE DOUBLE ANIMAL STYLE!"

"CHRISTMAS!" When the nuke absolutely, positively has to wipe out everyone... and does. Most recently when I managed to successfully Awaken, get some End, and Blizzard about fifteen Knives of Artemis.

Failure modes? "F*** YOU THAT HIT!" when something like Dark Miasma's infamous delayed heal fails to do what I want, when I want.
"SO glad I got Hide instead of something useful" when a laser guided ambush visits my Stalker.
General:
"Oh, hey, look at that second boss."
"NOW I'm mad..." (usually while hitting F1F2F2F2F3F3F4F3, just eating whatever's in there. Last time it was a purple, a yellow, an orange and three reds.)

New, wish I could stop:
"Blasting your pajamas!" EVERY TIME I see a Blast Master. Turns out that's not the lyric. Who knew?

I've never screamed anything at my monitor - it's only a game

"Thanks for spamming Fire Cages over my Earthquake, jackass!"

Everytime I see a Mamba, I sing to myself "It's Mamba #5" then start mutterin that blasted song.

More often than not it is "Move damnit!"

I bore easily. Then my blaster or defender will lead the charge. I did it so well once that my dark/psi defender tanked for a team of eight. Another time it was my nrg/nrg blaster tanking the Positron TF for a full team because the three tanks/scrappers on the team were too timid.

Just move.

Me = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-ncbAtzt1g

Sometimes.