Let's be best friends forever ok?

No! No! I am serious buissness here. Let's be the bestest friends in the whole wide interweb! So like here are the rules! Every single time you log into the game, I am going to say Hi to you within like 1 second. Seriously... I am going to play the game with my global handle window open so when I see you log in, I am going to say Hi. Each and every time! You will feel so special when this happeneds everyday for weeks at a time! You will feel even more special after you take a few weeks or even months off from the game! And when you come back here I will be! Waiting to say Hi to you!

And after I say Hi to you, I want you to say Hi back... No pressure or anything, just yanno... Since I am saying Hi to you, You should say Hi back! Your not obligated or anything... just yanno... I am waiting for you to log in everyday so I can say Hi to you, it would be nice if you said Hi back.

When I say hi to you, and then you say nothing back... is it because your AFK? I mean why do you log in if your not going to be sitting there waiting for me to say Hi to you. I mean you know I am going to say it. So be there! For me when you log in.

After we say Hi, I am going to ask you questions about stuff you may or may not want to chat about... Like other games... or when you are going to Farm/PL again. Yanno... Normal stuff people talk about. And instead of you blowing me off!!!! Now, since we are laying out the rules to our friendship... You have to respond. And not just respond... You have to respond in a nice friendly way with lots of ! So that I know your happy with me, since I am your best friend on the internet.

Wait! Don't walk away yet! There is something else I want to add. Just one more thing. It's no biggy... Ya. Don't send tells to other people when you are talking to me in tells. I know your doing that sometimes because you say "mt" or something that just doesnt make any sense to me at all. Like when I was asking what you are doing for Double Exp... and you replied, "oh he's upstairs making a cake"... What did that have to do with what you are doing during double exp? You were obviously talking to someone else...

One more thing, I swear I won't add any more rules after this. I swear! this is the very last one. And then we can be best internet friends ever. Stop going on /Hide. I know you are online sometimes but your name isn't glowing on my friends list. Like when you make new characters and you must immediately put them on hide... Are you trying to avoid me? We are best friends right? Anywho I just wanted to ask you nicely to not go on hide anymore, and especially not during double exp weekends anymore. I mean come on... We both know your going to play the whole weekend...

Anyways TTYL BFF!!!

I think we dated in college

You forgot to add rules requiring that I must focus on your SG/VG (where I have a single character I only occasionally play) and that I drop everything to come provide you with a team for the evening even if I'm working another character on another server.

Other than that, brilliant!

What are you taking, and where can I get some?

What's your global P_P?

Dude, I have *so* been there.

Lewis

PP's gone all Becky on us.

Totally understand where your coming from

Who The F... Cares?


JJ

Heh. Funny

Also funny is the idea of someone caring enough to stalk me.

Wow P_P, that's exactly how my Samoyed pup (at age 10 she still thinks herself a Puppy Princess) would behave if she could communicate with people at that level. We're just very lucky all she can do is give kisses, snuggles and look at you cutely.

This has to be the best PP post evar.

Remember, if your SG dies because all the RL people in it quit the game, and you move to an active SG, you are dead just dead to all those people IRL.

Darn. I thought this was going to be a post about that whole "leveling pact" thing.

/gfriending you because this idea is awesome.

I was on earlier and you didn't say hi to me.

Now I'm feeling hurt and betrayed...