Attention Lazy Devs!
By
1_800_Spines,
Posted on: 2008-02-12 16:22 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
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With the announcement of the Wedding Event
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What is this Wedding Event you speak of? 
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/e facepalms...
Here Is everything you need to know....
@Travlr (Main) / @Tymers Realm (Test) 
Cry moar plz
Noob
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With the announcement of the Wedding Event
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What is this Wedding Event you speak of?
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/e facepalms...
Here Is everything you need to know....
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Meh.../shrug
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At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.
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Par for the course.
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Really. I mean, the day I have something people could consider a "rational" thought is the day that Pigs finally reach level 14 and take the "Flight" power.
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Unfortunately Pigs had free time durring the double XP weekend and reached level 22. Hover turned out to be a red herring, as Pigs took Teleport at level 14 rather than Flight. "Rational" thought shall thus not be forthcoming from Liquid Horatio X.
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Whew, we are OK then. Unless Pigs received a respec somehow...
--Rad
/whereami:
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8) A Pony, named Princess Marcian Tobay the Third Esquire Jr. I shall than hug her, and squeeze her, and call her George.
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Can I have a pony too? 
What part of phnglui mglw'nafl Cthulhu r'lyeh w'gah nagl fhtagn don't you understand?
Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?
bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonner-
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nuk!
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OK, but what's her secondary?
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Carp Armor. You know that pig's a hacker.
(Don't worry she has a freespec in case she gets caught.) 
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OK, but what's her secondary?
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Carp Armor. You know that pig's a hacker.
(Don't worry she has a freespec in case she gets caught.)
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I would have guessed Frog Combat.
"Ben is short for Frank."
-Baffling Beer-Man, The Tenacious 3: The Movie
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8) A Pony, named Princess Marcian Tobay the Third Esquire Jr. I shall than hug her, and squeeze her, and call her George.
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Can I have a pony too?
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No. Although you may have one Snow_Globe, slightly used.
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OK, but what's her secondary?
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Carp Armor. You know that pig's a hacker.
(Don't worry she has a freespec in case she gets caught.)
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I would have guessed Frog Combat.
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The Devs haven't coded that yet, but they have Carp Armor for thier own amusement. She just RPs it as Frog Armor.
Also, am I the only one who thinks Katfood should show up at the wedding going:
"IM IN UR BIRTDAY, EATIN UR LIE-CAKE."
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Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?
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Trust me! You do NOT want to know...
Main Hero: Flame Blade (Scrapper lvl 50; Katana/Regeneration)
Main Villain: Elenor Seahawk (Mastermind lvl 44; Necromancy/Poison)
My Arcs: #337278: Learning Curve
Fight my Brute: SMASH
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Also, am I the only one who thinks Katfood should show up at the wedding going:
"IM IN UR BIRTDAY, EATIN UR LIE-CAKE."
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I believe that is actually going to be in the vows.
"Ben is short for Frank."
-Baffling Beer-Man, The Tenacious 3: The Movie
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9) More Catgirls. There are not enough Catgirls in the game.
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OK... This I can get behind.
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And maybe the pony...
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Must....hold....back....from making....obvious jokes..... *gack!*
*passes out*
Satan trembles when he sees...
the weakest saint on his knees.
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Also, am I the only one who thinks Katfood should show up at the wedding going:
"IM IN UR BIRTDAY, EATIN UR LIE-CAKE."
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Hmm.
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and wear is our cake!
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Teh Cake is a lie!
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....especially when you're using it as a garment?
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Yes.
Which reminds me, is anyone going to be jumping out of the cake-lie?
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I will be lying about jumping out of the cake-lie!
I am lying to you now...
"Comics, you're not a Mastermind...you're an Overlord!"
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1) An Ouroborous mission of the wedding, complete with "TEH MAD XP AND BLING.".
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No, even better: an Oroborous version of the wedding, only its a strike-force and you get autoexemped down to level 1, like villains do for that @%!$ "redo your breakout from the Zig" mission.
And no expees. This is a sacred and solemn occasion, not to be marred by the consideration of vulgar personal gain.
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And you have to take on all eight members of the Freedom Phalanx and all eight Vindicators at the same time!
Also: Longbow Ambushes.
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I approve of this and would be fine with getting ganked repeatedly as long as I could see the bloody wedding cinematic.
No chance in hell that I can download things fast enough to get ON the Test server by 6, let alone in the wedding zone.
Statesman said let there be heroes, and there were heroes.
Lord Recluse said let there be villains, and there were villains.
NCsoft said let there be nothing, and there was nothing.
Anothe example of Lazy Devs
"No Tux Pants"
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5) FIIIIIIIIIIIVE GOL-DEN RIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS!
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Four pounds of Back Bacon. Your invoice is out of date.
We do have Five golden Tooks.
And a Beer.
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View the story of W.A.R.F.A.C.E. and Septimus Bane here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6785073/1/Meus_Profiteor#
my email chrismfears99@yahoo.com
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Anothe example of Lazy Devs
"No Tux Pants"
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Hey, they're just catering to us.
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Anothe example of Lazy Devs
"No Tux Pants"
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Hey, they're just catering to us.
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Troy Hickman has amazing influence over the Devs!
"Ben is short for Frank."
-Baffling Beer-Man, The Tenacious 3: The Movie
[IMG]http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa10/BafflingBeerman/teamjackface1.jpg[/IMG]
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Anothe example of Lazy Devs
"No Tux Pants"
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Hey, they're just catering to us.
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Troy Hickman has amazing influence over the Devs!
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It's my prized pair of ivory lovemounds...
Troy Hickman - So proud to have contributed to and played in this wonderful CoH universe
JAY IS LAZY!
So I go off to the little gurls room, and when I returned back to my office someone had hijacked my chair.
I know I'm not crazy, or at least not entirely so, but this was really weird.
I go into the break room/game room, and there is Jay playing a video game, SITTING ON MY CHAIR!
"Oh" he says, "I thought you went home."
So what if I did?
JAY IS LAZY! SEXY but lazy.
Ex
(sitting on Lighthouse's chair, posting from headquarters.)
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At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.
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Par for the course.
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Really. I mean, the day I have something people could consider a "rational" thought is the day that Pigs finally reach level 14 and take the "Flight" power.
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Unless those pigs started during the winter event and have a jetpack at level 1.
Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnn.
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At which point, when the Moon Zone finally arrives, we shall see...
PIGS IN SPAAAAAAAAAACE!
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Stay tuned for the next exciting episode where Miss Piggy finally expresses her feeling for the Captain.
*HIiiiYyyyyaaaaa!*
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OK, but what's her secondary?
Scrappers are just like chainsaws. Somewhat hard to handle, EXTREMELY dangerous, and by far the most fun when wielded by the slightly insane.
@Alissara - an Angry Angel
The Angry Angels. When it absolutely positively has to be spanked today.