Attention Lazy Devs!
By
1_800_Spines,
Posted on: 2008-02-12 16:22 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
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And here I was going to lock the thread and send LiquidX a stern warning! 
[/ QUOTE ]Send him a stern warning anyways >_>
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Yeah... LiquidX can always use one. 
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It's true. I collect them, as well as Restraining Orders.
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1) An Ouroborous mission of the wedding, complete with "TEH MAD XP AND BLING.".
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No, even better: an Oroborous version of the wedding, only its a strike-force and you get autoexemped down to level 1, like villains do for that @%!$ "redo your breakout from the Zig" mission.
And no expees. This is a sacred and solemn occasion, not to be marred by the consideration of vulgar personal gain.
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7) an apology for not being as awesome and cool as I am. I know it's technically not your fault, so I'll also require an apology from your parents too.
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I am so very sorry for not attaining the awesomeness that you have attained. I also apologize for my lack of coolness, as I know it doesn't approach yours.
My parents are not very computer savvy, so they are snail mailing their apologies to you. Expect it in 3 to 5 days.
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... gods, I love our devs. 
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1) An Ouroborous mission of the wedding, complete with "TEH MAD XP AND BLING.".
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No, even better: an Oroborous version of the wedding, only its a strike-force and you get autoexemped down to level 1, like villains do for that @%!$ "redo your breakout from the Zig" mission.
And no expees. This is a sacred and solemn occasion, not to be marred by the consideration of vulgar personal gain.
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And you have to take on all eight members of the Freedom Phalanx and all eight Vindicators at the same time!
Also: Longbow Ambushes.
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And here I was going to lock the thread and send LiquidX a stern warning!
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[Nelson]
HA, ha!
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I just couldn't resist.
Oh LiquidX, you loveable scamp!
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9) More Catgirls. There are not enough Catgirls in the game.
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Maybe all the Dev's should have to be catgirls at the wedding? Just to attempt to get into the good graces of your superior awesomeness?
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6) Advance notices on any unplanned outages, server locks, or anything that will inconvenience me. Just because you all are too lazy and not geniuses like me, doesn't mean I should have to suffer for your poor planning and lack of hygiene.
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This is a complete aside, and a true story:
I work for a transporation company in the Pacific Northwest. During the flooding we had a month or two ago, Interstate 5 was under water for several days in Chehalis.
The only way to get from Seattle to Portland during that time was to drive across the mountains to Eastern Washington, drive South, and drive back across the mountains.
One of our customers recently asked if we were going to give them big rebates because they had freight that was supposed to deliver in the Chehalis area during the floods and it didn't deliver on time.
I repeat, half the town was under water at the time. (More or less).
Yes, people like that actually exist.
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9) More Catgirls. There are not enough Catgirls in the game.
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I'm working on it, I'm working on it!
my lil RWZ Challenge vid
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and wear is our cake!
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Teh Cake is a lie!
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moar pi
The Alt Alphabet ~ OPC: Other People's Characters ~ Terrific Screenshots of Cool ~ Superhero Fiction
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I have no idea why I expected a serious post to come from this.
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Seriously, whats up with that? One would think you would have learned better by now. Maybe next time you should stay at a Holdiay Inn.
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Yeah but next time I am making YOU pay for the room! ! 
You cheap bast#$#@$
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7) an apology for not being as awesome and cool as I am. I know it's technically not your fault, so I'll also require an apology from your parents too.
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I am so very sorry for not attaining the awesomeness that you have attained. I also apologize for my lack of coolness, as I know it doesn't approach yours.
My parents are not very computer savvy, so they are snail mailing their apologies to you. Expect it in 3 to 5 days.
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Man... he can be a real sarcastic [censored] when he wants to.
I really respect that ability
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(P.S. - SexyJay is exempt from the following demands. He is Sexy, and therefore awesome. But the rest of you are big dumb stupidheads)
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I resemble this remark... I had Sexy Jay pinned down in eight ball last week. I had just the 8 ball remaining on the table to his 4 stripes, being the big dumb stupidhead that I am I scratched while trying to block his open shot.
I am a big dumb stupidhead... it's really true!
Ex
This thread made me lol. Literally. And I'm sick, so it wasn't pretty.
Move along, nothing to see here....
My Deviant Art page link-link
CoH/V Fan Videos
Technicolor yawn? 
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and wear is our cake!
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Teh Cake is a lie!
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moar pi
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How many digits do you want?
"Ben is short for Frank."
-Baffling Beer-Man, The Tenacious 3: The Movie
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Since you recently upgraded the servers, it is quite obvious that the problems are all your fault, and not mine, because I pay 15 bucks a month and am therefore perfect and know much more about programming and hardware then you. Especially since I just stayed at a Holiday Inn last night, and recently switched my car insurance to Geico.
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8) A Pony, named Princess Marcian Tobay the Third Esquire Jr. I shall than hug her, and squeeze her, and call her George.
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Sorry, but all demands are NULL AND VOID because you do not understand the difference between THEN and THAN!
You shall be banned from the game and ALL YOUR BASE BELONG TO ME!
Now.. time to go log on to the villain side and create The Grammar Nazi...
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9) More Catgirls. There are not enough Catgirls in the game.
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OK... This I can get behind.
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And maybe the pony...
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Oku No Te - lvl 50 MA/SR Scrapper
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Pinnacle
Nyghtfyre - lvl 50 DM/SR Scrapper
Champion
Ex Libris:
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I had Sexy Jay pinned down
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I'll be in my bunk.
Be well, people of CoH.
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Ex Libris:
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I had Sexy Jay pinned down
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I'll be in my bunk.
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Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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and wear is our cake!
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Teh Cake is a lie!
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>>>>>moar pi<<<<<
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/signed
I think LiquidX is my favorite person ever.
Member of the Justice Hundredfold, and Operation Unlimited Justice.
Her Imperial Majesty's Archaeologist of Achievements, Accolades, Exploration and History
Please turn in your Grand Papillon mask as soon as possible - You have just crossed the line into Great Gama territory, and perhaps even Great Question territory.
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10: Fox tails god dammit.
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Indeed!
Story Arcs I created:
Every Rose: (#17702) Villainous vs Legacy Chain. Forget Arachnos, join the CoT!
Cosplay Madness!: (#3643) Neutral vs Custom Foes. Heroes at a pop culture convention!
Kiss Hello Goodbye: (#156389) Heroic vs Custom Foes. Film Noir/Hardboiled detective adventure!
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OK... This I can get behind.
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And maybe the pony...
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I wouldn't suggest getting behind the pony, as those hooves hurt.
...And that's just if your lucky, you don't want to know what could happen if it's had a big dinner of grass and prunes.
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And here I was going to lock the thread and send LiquidX a stern warning!
[/ QUOTE ]Send him a stern warning anyways >_>
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Yeah... LiquidX can always use one.