Attention Lazy Devs!
By
1_800_Spines,
Posted on: 2008-02-12 16:22 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
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8) A Pony, named Princess Marcian Tobay the Third Esquire Jr. I shall than hug her, and squeeze her, and call her George.
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You realise that would require Marcian to shag a mare, right?
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honestly, I don't know how you can have "the Third" and "Jr." at the same time, does that mean the Pony is it's own father/mother.
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That's what inbreeding is for.
Hey, it works with Chocobos.
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So, first, Marcian Tobay does a mare and has a baby horse. This Horse, named Marcian Tobay the Second, becomes Queen. Then this Queen does her father Marcian Tobay and has a child. Now this makes the Princess who is named Marcian Tobay the Third Jr. Odly enough this Pony was a genius and got through Law School before puberty, so she's still a Pony and Lawyer. So, now this would be Princess Marcian Tobay the Third Esquire Jr.
You see, if "the Third" had a child it wouldn't be called "the Third Jr." it would be "the Fourth".
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8) A Pony, named Princess Marcian Tobay the Third Esquire Jr. I shall than hug her, and squeeze her, and call her George.
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You realise that would require Marcian to shag a mare, right?
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honestly, I don't know how you can have "the Third" and "Jr." at the same time, does that mean the Pony is it's own father/mother.
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That's what inbreeding is for.
Hey, it works with Chocobos.
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So, first, Marcian Tobay does a mare and has a baby horse. This Horse, named Marcian Tobay the Second, becomes Queen. Then this Queen does her father Marcian Tobay and has a child. Now this makes the Princess who is named Marcian Tobay the Third Jr. Odly enough this Pony was a genius and got through Law School before puberty, so she's still a Pony and Lawyer. So, now this would be Princess Marcian Tobay the Third Esquire Jr.
You see, if "the Third" had a child it wouldn't be called "the Third Jr." it would be "the Fourth".
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Right.
Marc, get to it.
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8) A Pony, named Princess Marcian Tobay the Third Esquire Jr. I shall than hug her, and squeeze her, and call her George.
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You realise that would require Marcian to shag a mare, right?
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honestly, I don't know how you can have "the Third" and "Jr." at the same time, does that mean the Pony is it's own father/mother.
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That's what inbreeding is for.
Hey, it works with Chocobos.
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So, first, Marcian Tobay does a mare and has a baby horse. This Horse, named Marcian Tobay the Second, becomes Queen. Then this Queen does her father Marcian Tobay and has a child. Now this makes the Princess who is named Marcian Tobay the Third Jr. Odly enough this Pony was a genius and got through Law School before puberty, so she's still a Pony and Lawyer. So, now this would be Princess Marcian Tobay the Third Esquire Jr.
You see, if "the Third" had a child it wouldn't be called "the Third Jr." it would be "the Fourth".
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I think you just broke my brain.
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It's apparent from this thread the that devs are apparently too lazy to read this thread. <grin>
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Except for Positron, who is apparently the only dev who was willing to admit he was lazy by virtue of posting in this thread.
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Don't forget Ex Libris!
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Ex isn't a dev.
Orc&Pie No.53230 There is an orc, and somehow, he got a pie. And you are hungry.
www.repeat-offenders.net
Negaduck: I see you found the crumb. I knew you'd never notice the huge flag.
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8) A Pony, named Princess Marcian Tobay the Third Esquire Jr. I shall than hug her, and squeeze her, and call her George.
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You realise that would require Marcian to shag a mare, right?
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honestly, I don't know how you can have "the Third" and "Jr." at the same time, does that mean the Pony is it's own father/mother.
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That's what inbreeding is for.
Hey, it works with Chocobos.
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So, first, Marcian Tobay does a mare and has a baby horse. This Horse, named Marcian Tobay the Second, becomes Queen. Then this Queen does her father Marcian Tobay and has a child. Now this makes the Princess who is named Marcian Tobay the Third Jr. Odly enough this Pony was a genius and got through Law School before puberty, so she's still a Pony and Lawyer. So, now this would be Princess Marcian Tobay the Third Esquire Jr.
You see, if "the Third" had a child it wouldn't be called "the Third Jr." it would be "the Fourth".
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Right.
Marc, get to it.
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Okay, this is why I'm going to stop searching for my name. This pyramid. Right here.
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It's apparent from this thread the that devs are apparently too lazy to read this thread. <grin>
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Except for Positron, who is apparently the only dev who was willing to admit he was lazy by virtue of posting in this thread.
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Don't forget Ex Libris!
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Ex isn't a dev.
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Touche!
"Ben is short for Frank."
-Baffling Beer-Man, The Tenacious 3: The Movie
[IMG]http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa10/BafflingBeerman/teamjackface1.jpg[/IMG]
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It's apparent from this thread the that devs are apparently too lazy to read this thread. <grin>
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Except for Positron, who is apparently the only dev who was willing to admit he was lazy by virtue of posting in this thread.
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Don't forget Ex Libris!
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Ex isn't a dev.
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Touche!
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I swear, I never once Touche'd that woman in my life!
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8) A Pony, named Princess Marcian Tobay the Third Esquire Jr. I shall than hug her, and squeeze her, and call her George.
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You realise that would require Marcian to shag a mare, right?
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honestly, I don't know how you can have "the Third" and "Jr." at the same time, does that mean the Pony is it's own father/mother.
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That's what inbreeding is for.
Hey, it works with Chocobos.
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So, first, Marcian Tobay does a mare and has a baby horse. This Horse, named Marcian Tobay the Second, becomes Queen. Then this Queen does her father Marcian Tobay and has a child. Now this makes the Princess who is named Marcian Tobay the Third Jr. Odly enough this Pony was a genius and got through Law School before puberty, so she's still a Pony and Lawyer. So, now this would be Princess Marcian Tobay the Third Esquire Jr.
You see, if "the Third" had a child it wouldn't be called "the Third Jr." it would be "the Fourth".
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Right.
Marc, get to it.
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Okay, this is why I'm going to stop searching for my name. This pyramid. Right here.
[/ QUOTE ]Except Marcian is a female, I believe.
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It's apparent from this thread the that devs are apparently too lazy to read this thread. <grin>
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Except for Positron, who is apparently the only dev who was willing to admit he was lazy by virtue of posting in this thread.
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Don't forget Ex Libris!
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Ex isn't a dev.
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Touche!
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I swear, I never once Touche'd that woman in my life!
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Don't deny that you touche'd that tushie!
"Ben is short for Frank."
-Baffling Beer-Man, The Tenacious 3: The Movie
[IMG]http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa10/BafflingBeerman/teamjackface1.jpg[/IMG]
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8) A Pony, named Princess Marcian Tobay the Third Esquire Jr. I shall than hug her, and squeeze her, and call her George.
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You realise that would require Marcian to shag a mare, right?
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honestly, I don't know how you can have "the Third" and "Jr." at the same time, does that mean the Pony is it's own father/mother.
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That's what inbreeding is for.
Hey, it works with Chocobos.
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So, first, Marcian Tobay does a mare and has a baby horse. This Horse, named Marcian Tobay the Second, becomes Queen. Then this Queen does her father Marcian Tobay and has a child. Now this makes the Princess who is named Marcian Tobay the Third Jr. Odly enough this Pony was a genius and got through Law School before puberty, so she's still a Pony and Lawyer. So, now this would be Princess Marcian Tobay the Third Esquire Jr.
You see, if "the Third" had a child it wouldn't be called "the Third Jr." it would be "the Fourth".
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Right.
Marc, get to it.
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Okay, this is why I'm going to stop searching for my name. This pyramid. Right here.
[/ QUOTE ]Except Marcian is a female, I believe.
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So... it just goes the other way around!
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So... LiquidX is dating Positron?
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I KNEW IT!!
FINALLY. Been trying to get that damned kid to settle down for years.
Now...those grandkids...GET ON IT! I want them bouncing on my knee this time NEXT YEAR!
Stand UP.
FIGHT BACK!
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So... LiquidX is dating Positron?
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I KNEW IT!!
FINALLY. Been trying to get that damned kid to settle down for years.
Now...those grandkids...GET ON IT! I want them bouncing on my knee this time NEXT YEAR!
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I am not dating Positron.
I am, however, stalking him.
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So... LiquidX is dating Positron?
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I KNEW IT!!
FINALLY. Been trying to get that damned kid to settle down for years.
Now...those grandkids...GET ON IT! I want them bouncing on my knee this time NEXT YEAR!
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I am not dating Positron.
I am, however, stalking him.
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Restraining orders are a sign of love!
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So... LiquidX is dating Positron?
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I KNEW IT!!
FINALLY. Been trying to get that damned kid to settle down for years.
Now...those grandkids...GET ON IT! I want them bouncing on my knee this time NEXT YEAR!
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I am not dating Positron.
I am, however, stalking him.
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Tomato, tomato.
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So... LiquidX is dating Positron?
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I KNEW IT!!
FINALLY. Been trying to get that damned kid to settle down for years.
Now...those grandkids...GET ON IT! I want them bouncing on my knee this time NEXT YEAR!
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I am not dating Positron.
I am, however, stalking him.
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Tomato, tomato.
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In a text format, I believe you are supposed to type that as..
To-mah-to, to-maw-to.
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So... LiquidX is dating Positron?
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I KNEW IT!!
FINALLY. Been trying to get that damned kid to settle down for years.
Now...those grandkids...GET ON IT! I want them bouncing on my knee this time NEXT YEAR!
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I am not dating Positron.
I am, however, stalking him.
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Tomato, tomato.
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In a text format, I believe you are supposed to type that as..
To-mah-to, to-maw-to.
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...no.
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So... LiquidX is dating Positron?
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I KNEW IT!!
FINALLY. Been trying to get that damned kid to settle down for years.
Now...those grandkids...GET ON IT! I want them bouncing on my knee this time NEXT YEAR!
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I am not dating Positron.
I am, however, stalking him.
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Tomato, tomato.
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In a text format, I believe you are supposed to type that as..
To-mah-to, to-maw-to.
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...no.
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Spoon feeds you to-maw-toes.
Stand UP.
FIGHT BACK!
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8) A Pony, named Princess Marcian Tobay the Third Esquire Jr. I shall than hug her, and squeeze her, and call her George.
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You realise that would require Marcian to shag a mare, right?
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honestly, I don't know how you can have "the Third" and "Jr." at the same time, does that mean the Pony is it's own father/mother.
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That's what inbreeding is for.
Hey, it works with Chocobos.