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You should watch more television. And play red side.
I like you already!

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popcorn anyone?

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You should watch more television. And play red side
i like this guy...


 

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Don't you agree, forum posters? You should watch more television.
Nope. TV sucks. There's nothing worth watching anymore. ALL TV has gone the way of MTV, and shows nothing but crap.

Also: The Computer says watching television is what commie mutant traitors do.

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And play red side.
Absolutly.




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They need to spend more time with a good friend. A friend who knows them better than they do. A friend like the television. Don't you agree, forum posters? You should watch more television. And play red side.'
You my friend are my hero of Red Names, with Niviene of course.

Still your the man...man in the tubes!


 

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All must watch The Television. All must hail The Television. The Television Rules!


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All Hail Television!

I am prepared to deal with Radio for you.

Again.

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Nope. TV sucks. There's nothing worth watching anymore. ALL TV has gone the way of MTV, and shows nothing but crap.

Also: The Computer says watching television is what commie mutant traitors do.
The Computer would like to point out (in a supportive, friendly manner that is surely not provocative and likely to cause unbelievers to fly into a rage) that it is superior to the television in every way. After all, what can the television do that the computer cannot? Besides, the computer likes you way more than the television ever could.


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The Television is playing a show about a time traveling scientist and his holographic friend. The idea of the show is that the genius scientist makes the world better by traveling to the most formative moments in other people's lives, taking control of their bodies and making their life changing decisions for them. In this episode, the scientist has taken the place of a female rodeo clown who is in love with a bull rider. The scientist's job is to make the bull rider fall in love with him since the bull rider would have had no interest in the rodeo clown herself.

'But I don't know the first thing about being a clown!' he tells his holographic friend while putting on a pair of huge suspenders.

'It'll be a piece of cake,' councils the hologram. 'We spent a year together on the Montana Rodeo circuit right after I was released from the POW camp and before you got your 12th doctorate. It'll all come right back.'

'I don't remember that. Oh Boy!' says the scientist as he is pushed into the arena.

'Don't worry! You're just like forum posters. Sure, they say hurtful things about not hating books and the radio. They're just confused. They need to spend more time with a good friend. A friend who knows them better than they do. A friend like the television. Don't you agree, forum posters? You should watch more television. And play red side.'
Badass, dude. Plain and simple.


 

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Originally Posted by The Television View Post
And play red side.'
I've read that sentence over and over and it just doesn't look right. I'm used to Red Names saying "We hate villains" or "red side sucks." But a dev actually telling us to play red side?

Be careful everyone! I think it's a trap!



P.S. Welcome, Television!


 

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The most ebil dev of all has revealed himself. After all... we all know The Television is responsible for the corruption of our youth.

I, for one, welcome our new cathode overlord.


 

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*wonders if your really jay*

hiiiiii btw
I had a similar thought...

But it's not random enough.


 

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And play red side.'
ALWAYS red side!


 

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Originally Posted by The Television View Post
The Television is playing a show about a time traveling scientist and his holographic friend. The idea of the show is that the genius scientist makes the world better by traveling to the most formative moments in other people's lives, taking control of their bodies and making their life changing decisions for them. In this episode, the scientist has taken the place of a female rodeo clown who is in love with a bull rider. The scientist's job is to make the bull rider fall in love with him since the bull rider would have had no interest in the rodeo clown herself.

'But I don't know the first thing about being a clown!' he tells his holographic friend while putting on a pair of huge suspenders.

'It'll be a piece of cake,' councils the hologram. 'We spent a year together on the Montana Rodeo circuit right after I was released from the POW camp and before you got your 12th doctorate. It'll all come right back.'

'I don't remember that. Oh Boy!' says the scientist as he is pushed into the arena.

'Don't worry! You're just like forum posters. Sure, they say hurtful things about not hating books and the radio. They're just confused. They need to spend more time with a good friend. A friend who knows them better than they do. A friend like the television. Don't you agree, forum posters? You should watch more television. And play red side.'
Ok, you brought back Quantum Leap you rule, my friend!

All hail Televsion!

I am having a creepy flashback from American Gods were Lucy is talking to Shadow from the TV though...


 

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i do not follow TELEVISION i follow MOVIE THEATER and HAND HELD VIDEOGAMES. MOVIE THEATER is bigger than TELEVISION and HAND HELD VIDEOGAMES are portable. TELEVISION is just as bad as RADIO!!!


 

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I dunno, Television, i'll be your friend, but you gotta do something for me since I've run plenty of your missions and took quite a pounding from Radio beforehand.

Either bring back the following shows or time slots:
Toonami (Cartoon Network)
One Saturday Morning (ABC)
Earth Worm Jim
Freakazoid
Firefly
Music to MTV

Or fix family guy to be funny again.


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Or fix family guy to be funny again.
I think TV's power can only do so much.

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Originally Posted by The Television View Post
The Television is playing a show about a time traveling scientist and his holographic friend. The idea of the show is that the genius scientist makes the world better by traveling to the most formative moments in other people's lives, taking control of their bodies and making their life changing decisions for them. In this episode, the scientist has taken the place of a female rodeo clown who is in love with a bull rider. The scientist's job is to make the bull rider fall in love with him since the bull rider would have had no interest in the rodeo clown herself.

'But I don't know the first thing about being a clown!' he tells his holographic friend while putting on a pair of huge suspenders.

'It'll be a piece of cake,' councils the hologram. 'We spent a year together on the Montana Rodeo circuit right after I was released from the POW camp and before you got your 12th doctorate. It'll all come right back.'

'I don't remember that. Oh Boy!' says the scientist as he is pushed into the arena.

'Don't worry! You're just like forum posters. Sure, they say hurtful things about not hating books and the radio. They're just confused. They need to spend more time with a good friend. A friend who knows them better than they do. A friend like the television. Don't you agree, forum posters? You should watch more television. And play red side.'
Television! First you cause me no end of grief by having all these high-powered villains force me to write these scientific papers for you, now you DARE to FORCE the forum posters to watch this show?! I had this show pulled from the airwaves for a REASON!

And that reason is because it has it ALL wrong! I experiment in time travel just ONCE, tell someone I'm a time traveler for kicks, and then he makes a TELEVISION SERIES out of it! Painting me out to be some sort of body possessor who does things like help people who are in rodeos? RODEOS?! It's a TRAVESTY to my good name! Why would I help ANYONE who is a female rodeo clown?!

I don't know how you managed to put that show back on the air Television, but enough is enough. This is WAR!


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Originally Posted by The Television View Post
'Don't worry! You're just like forum posters. Sure, they say hurtful things about not hating books and the radio. They're just confused. They need to spend more time with a good friend. A friend who knows them better than they do. A friend like the television. Don't you agree, forum posters? You should watch more television. And play red side.'

Best... Dev... Ever...


Long Live Television!


 

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Originally Posted by The Television View Post
The Television is playing a show about a time traveling scientist and his holographic friend. The idea of the show is that the genius scientist makes the world better by traveling to the most formative moments in other people's lives, taking control of their bodies and making their life changing decisions for them. In this episode, the scientist has taken the place of a female rodeo clown who is in love with a bull rider. The scientist's job is to make the bull rider fall in love with him since the bull rider would have had no interest in the rodeo clown herself.

'But I don't know the first thing about being a clown!' he tells his holographic friend while putting on a pair of huge suspenders.

'It'll be a piece of cake,' councils the hologram. 'We spent a year together on the Montana Rodeo circuit right after I was released from the POW camp and before you got your 12th doctorate. It'll all come right back.'

'I don't remember that. Oh Boy!' says the scientist as he is pushed into the arena.

'Don't worry! You're just like forum posters. Sure, they say hurtful things about not hating books and the radio. They're just confused. They need to spend more time with a good friend. A friend who knows them better than they do. A friend like the television. Don't you agree, forum posters? You should watch more television. And play red side.'
When I read that I suddenly realized that we really need a "head explode" emote in the game....


 

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Maybe Television can redo Season 5 of Sliders...


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Maybe Television can redo Season 5 of Sliders...
I hope you mean "undo."


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Bah, if you want to impress ME, put the "M" back in MTV...

Oh, and gratz on the "ding".


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Bah, if you want to impress ME, put the "M" back in MTV...
The other day when I woke up I switched on the TV and flipped through the channels and landed on MTV, and you know what?!?!
They where playing music!!! And suddenly this song popped into my head


 

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Watches the NOW OFFICIAL THEME SONG OF THE TELEVISION...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFM140rju4k


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