The Television
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You should watch more television. And play red side |
Don't you agree, forum posters? You should watch more television.
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Also: The Computer says watching television is what commie mutant traitors do.
Absolutly.
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They need to spend more time with a good friend. A friend who knows them better than they do. A friend like the television. Don't you agree, forum posters? You should watch more television. And play red side.'
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Still your the man...man in the tubes!
All must watch The Television. All must hail The Television. The Television Rules!
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All Hail Television!
I am prepared to deal with Radio for you.
Again.
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The Television is playing a show about a time traveling scientist and his holographic friend. The idea of the show is that the genius scientist makes the world better by traveling to the most formative moments in other people's lives, taking control of their bodies and making their life changing decisions for them. In this episode, the scientist has taken the place of a female rodeo clown who is in love with a bull rider. The scientist's job is to make the bull rider fall in love with him since the bull rider would have had no interest in the rodeo clown herself.
'But I don't know the first thing about being a clown!' he tells his holographic friend while putting on a pair of huge suspenders. 'It'll be a piece of cake,' councils the hologram. 'We spent a year together on the Montana Rodeo circuit right after I was released from the POW camp and before you got your 12th doctorate. It'll all come right back.' 'I don't remember that. Oh Boy!' says the scientist as he is pushed into the arena. 'Don't worry! You're just like forum posters. Sure, they say hurtful things about not hating books and the radio. They're just confused. They need to spend more time with a good friend. A friend who knows them better than they do. A friend like the television. Don't you agree, forum posters? You should watch more television. And play red side.' |
Be careful everyone! I think it's a trap!
P.S. Welcome, Television!
The most ebil dev of all has revealed himself. After all... we all know The Television is responsible for the corruption of our youth.
I, for one, welcome our new cathode overlord.
The Television is playing a show about a time traveling scientist and his holographic friend. The idea of the show is that the genius scientist makes the world better by traveling to the most formative moments in other people's lives, taking control of their bodies and making their life changing decisions for them. In this episode, the scientist has taken the place of a female rodeo clown who is in love with a bull rider. The scientist's job is to make the bull rider fall in love with him since the bull rider would have had no interest in the rodeo clown herself.
'But I don't know the first thing about being a clown!' he tells his holographic friend while putting on a pair of huge suspenders. 'It'll be a piece of cake,' councils the hologram. 'We spent a year together on the Montana Rodeo circuit right after I was released from the POW camp and before you got your 12th doctorate. It'll all come right back.' 'I don't remember that. Oh Boy!' says the scientist as he is pushed into the arena. 'Don't worry! You're just like forum posters. Sure, they say hurtful things about not hating books and the radio. They're just confused. They need to spend more time with a good friend. A friend who knows them better than they do. A friend like the television. Don't you agree, forum posters? You should watch more television. And play red side.' |
All hail Televsion!
I am having a creepy flashback from American Gods were Lucy is talking to Shadow from the TV though...
i do not follow TELEVISION i follow MOVIE THEATER and HAND HELD VIDEOGAMES. MOVIE THEATER is bigger than TELEVISION and HAND HELD VIDEOGAMES are portable. TELEVISION is just as bad as RADIO!!!
I dunno, Television, i'll be your friend, but you gotta do something for me since I've run plenty of your missions and took quite a pounding from Radio beforehand.
Either bring back the following shows or time slots:
Toonami (Cartoon Network)
One Saturday Morning (ABC)
Earth Worm Jim
Freakazoid
Firefly
Music to MTV
Or fix family guy to be funny again.
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The Television is playing a show about a time traveling scientist and his holographic friend. The idea of the show is that the genius scientist makes the world better by traveling to the most formative moments in other people's lives, taking control of their bodies and making their life changing decisions for them. In this episode, the scientist has taken the place of a female rodeo clown who is in love with a bull rider. The scientist's job is to make the bull rider fall in love with him since the bull rider would have had no interest in the rodeo clown herself.
'But I don't know the first thing about being a clown!' he tells his holographic friend while putting on a pair of huge suspenders. 'It'll be a piece of cake,' councils the hologram. 'We spent a year together on the Montana Rodeo circuit right after I was released from the POW camp and before you got your 12th doctorate. It'll all come right back.' 'I don't remember that. Oh Boy!' says the scientist as he is pushed into the arena. 'Don't worry! You're just like forum posters. Sure, they say hurtful things about not hating books and the radio. They're just confused. They need to spend more time with a good friend. A friend who knows them better than they do. A friend like the television. Don't you agree, forum posters? You should watch more television. And play red side.' |
And that reason is because it has it ALL wrong! I experiment in time travel just ONCE, tell someone I'm a time traveler for kicks, and then he makes a TELEVISION SERIES out of it! Painting me out to be some sort of body possessor who does things like help people who are in rodeos? RODEOS?! It's a TRAVESTY to my good name! Why would I help ANYONE who is a female rodeo clown?!
I don't know how you managed to put that show back on the air Television, but enough is enough. This is WAR!
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'Don't worry! You're just like forum posters. Sure, they say hurtful things about not hating books and the radio. They're just confused. They need to spend more time with a good friend. A friend who knows them better than they do. A friend like the television. Don't you agree, forum posters? You should watch more television. And play red side.'
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Long Live Television!
The Television is playing a show about a time traveling scientist and his holographic friend. The idea of the show is that the genius scientist makes the world better by traveling to the most formative moments in other people's lives, taking control of their bodies and making their life changing decisions for them. In this episode, the scientist has taken the place of a female rodeo clown who is in love with a bull rider. The scientist's job is to make the bull rider fall in love with him since the bull rider would have had no interest in the rodeo clown herself.
'But I don't know the first thing about being a clown!' he tells his holographic friend while putting on a pair of huge suspenders. 'It'll be a piece of cake,' councils the hologram. 'We spent a year together on the Montana Rodeo circuit right after I was released from the POW camp and before you got your 12th doctorate. It'll all come right back.' 'I don't remember that. Oh Boy!' says the scientist as he is pushed into the arena. 'Don't worry! You're just like forum posters. Sure, they say hurtful things about not hating books and the radio. They're just confused. They need to spend more time with a good friend. A friend who knows them better than they do. A friend like the television. Don't you agree, forum posters? You should watch more television. And play red side.' |
Maybe Television can redo Season 5 of Sliders...
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