The Television


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Dr. aeon has shown me the way... all my TV on dvd sets must be purged by fire..DOWN WITH TV!!!




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My dear friend Television,

I have heard guarded whispers that Dr. Aeon learned all his science from watching reruns of Mr. Wizard on Nickelodeon, is this true?


 

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Originally Posted by GibsonMcCoy View Post
My dear friend Television,

I have heard guarded whispers that Dr. Aeon learned all his science from watching reruns of Mr. Wizard on Nickelodeon, is this true?


Lies all Lies, Dr. Aeon is a respected man and would not use TV in any learning, take that statement back.


Ps Mr Wizard and Bill Nye the science guy all learned from Aeon


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A bit late but congratz on the promotion. And yes we are watching you. We watch television not the other way around at least for now.


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Originally Posted by Vaxin View Post
Lies all Lies, Dr. Aeon is a respected man and would not use TV in any learning, take that statement back.


Ps Mr Wizard and Bill Nye the science guy all learned from Aeon
Ahah, so you admit Dr. Aeon taught two men who had TV shows! So then Dr. Aeon knows and fears the power of the Television!


 

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Originally Posted by Vaxin View Post
Lies all Lies, Dr. Aeon is a respected man and would not use TV in any learning, take that statement back.
But everyone uses TV. TV is everywhere. You can't escape TV. TV is always on...


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Originally Posted by PRAF68_EU View Post
Dispari has more than enough credability, and certainly doesn't need to borrow any from you.

 

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Originally Posted by GibsonMcCoy View Post
Ahah, so you admit Dr. Aeon taught two men who had TV shows! So then Dr. Aeon knows and fears the power of the Television!
Dang your right, but who said it was not a ploy to take over TV from the inside??? Dr Aeon is smart and has his own reasons, Hey who says Dr Aeon won't take over Rogue Island by using TV lol.


Hatter: "Have I gone Mad?"
(Alice checks Hatter's temperature)
Alice: "I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers, nutter, crazy, But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.

Alice in Wonderland (2010)

 

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Originally Posted by pohsyb View Post
The last time I watched television this happened
Last time I watched TV that show Firefly got cancelled. But, I've been thinking of catching that new show Dollhouse.


 

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Originally Posted by Kheldarn View Post
T.V. only has two uses: Connecting video game consoles to, and collecting dust.
This sounds like someone who lost their remote and is too lazy to get up to change the channels.


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P.S. FPAGG
If we got special recognition for that... everyone would have the "badge" by now.



 

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http://boards.cityofheroes.com/showt...44#post2574644

Dr. Aeon has recruited two strike teams to fight against The Television! Damn that megalomaniac! Come, disciples of the square screen, we must unite!

To form the: Super Ultra High-Resolution Satelitte-Upgraded Team Television (SUHRSUTT)!

Come one, come all, you know you want to join a Team whose acronym sounds like someone trying to say "shut up" while they've got a hamster in their mouth!



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Originally Posted by Vaxin View Post
Dang your right, but who said it was not a ploy to take over TV from the inside??? Dr Aeon is smart and has his own reasons, Hey who says Dr Aeon won't take over Rogue Island by using TV lol.
The Doctor could not take over Television from the inside, because he's in AE on blueside, the Television told me so.


 

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Originally Posted by GibsonMcCoy View Post
The Doctor could not take over Television from the inside, because he's in AE on blueside, the Television told me so.

Oh I know very well he was there (Well he was in the RWZ) altho I have to admit I am a member of SUDTA and yes bashing TV is a fun thing, if you don't think so, go work in a store that sells TV crap you see on TV and then see if he as nice as you think (Dang Vince from Shamwow and SlapChop)

On that Note DEATH TO TV for allowing such a person to mind warp you all


Hatter: "Have I gone Mad?"
(Alice checks Hatter's temperature)
Alice: "I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers, nutter, crazy, But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.

Alice in Wonderland (2010)

 

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Originally Posted by GibsonMcCoy View Post
The Doctor could not take over Television from the inside, because he's in AE on blueside, the Television told me so.
ya well the Television is a liar and you shouldn't believe a word from his mouth or speaker perhaps either way don't listen!


 

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Hey, disciples of The Television, may I ask you something: What has The Television done for us?

Dr. Aeon has given us the MA. He creates Dev choices. He coordinates Guest Author missions. He helps mission architects.

I think it's time for The Television to tell us what sort of programming he's up to...


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Originally Posted by Zombie Man View Post
Hey, disciples of The Television, may I ask you something: What has The Television done for us?

Dr. Aeon has given us the MA. He creates Dev choices. He coordinates Guest Author missions. He helps mission architects.

I think it's time for The Television to tell us what sort of programming he's up to...
Are you kidding? I watch Television daily. The Television provides tons of entertainment. Far more than I've gotten out of the MA! Television is good! Television is king!


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Originally Posted by PRAF68_EU View Post
Dispari has more than enough credability, and certainly doesn't need to borrow any from you.

 

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Originally Posted by Dispari View Post
Are you kidding? I watch Television daily. The Television provides tons of entertainment. Far more than I've gotten out of the MA! Television is good! Television is king!

you should be ashamed of yourself....


 

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Well... the Mission Architect lets me film with greater ease... but I'd need Television's assistance to broadcast. *frowns* Hmmmm...

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Originally Posted by Zombie Man View Post
I think it's time for The Television to tell us what sort of programming he's up to...
Hope it's something to do with L'Oreal commercials


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Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
Hope it's something to do with L'Oreal commercials
And the next thing that flashes to mind is Dr. Aeon vamping to the camera, batting his eyes behind those coke-bottle lenses of his...

"Don't hate me because I'm intelligent..."

Michelle
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Book I: A Tale of Nerd Flirting! ~*~ Book II: Courtship and Crime Fighting - Chap Nine live!
MA Arcs - 3430: Hell Hath No Fury / 3515: Positron Gets Some / 6600: Dyne of the Times / 351572: For All the Wrong Reasons
378944: Too Clever by Half / 459581: Kill or Cure / 551680: Clerical Errors (NEW!)

 

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Originally Posted by Vaxin View Post
Oh I know very well he was there (Well he was in the RWZ) altho I have to admit I am a member of SUDTA and yes bashing TV is a fun thing, if you don't think so, go work in a store that sells TV crap you see on TV and then see if he as nice as you think (Dang Vince from Shamwow and SlapChop)

On that Note DEATH TO TV for allowing such a person to mind warp you all
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Originally Posted by Lucky666 View Post
ya well the Television is a liar and you shouldn't believe a word from his mouth or speaker perhaps either way don't listen!
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Originally Posted by Zombie Man View Post
Hey, disciples of The Television, may I ask you something: What has The Television done for us?

Dr. Aeon has given us the MA. He creates Dev choices. He coordinates Guest Author missions. He helps mission architects.

I think it's time for The Television to tell us what sort of programming he's up to...
The Television will disconnect all you non-believers for not paying your bills!

My mind was warped long before Television entered my life, now I have seen the light, or at least the soft blue glow of The Television!

As an aside, has anyone else noticed the good Doctor and Television haven't posted in this thread lately... maybe they are using us, distracting us through their use of verbal obfuscation, combining forces to completely dominate the Entertainment industry! Perhaps knowing in the confusion of splitting us into TV and Aeon camps we will not notice...


 

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Originally Posted by pohsyb View Post
The last time I watched television this happened
This thread is epicness upon epicness. There's a reason this is the best MMO out there, and Television is just further proof of that.


ALL HAIL TELEVISION!


(down with Radio!)


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Originally Posted by ShadowNate
;_; ?!?! What the heck is wrong with you, my god, I have never been so confused in my life!

 

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I need an "I watch TV emote." Bonus points if it's from WKRP in Cincinnati, where Les Nessman says "And when I get confused, I WATCH TV!!" And makes the square shape with his hands.

Still wish I could find that on you tube.