The Television


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Welcome to the forums, and grats on your new position!

Now gimme new tech =)


-STEELE =)


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OMG!!!!

The Television is stuck on a channel showing an episode of The Hills!!!!



/em change channel to watch The Venture Bros.


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When you return to the TV, the cartoon father is sitting on his couch, watching TV, drinking beer, and eating snack food with a radioactive mime on one side and a lawyer on the other.

'So you see,' he says with idiot's wisdom, 'Television truly helps to bring people together. Some people find that hard to believe, but that's why we can force nerds to write scientific papers that prove it. Now if only we could get more people to watch Television...'

Father, Mime, and Lawyer all start puzzling over the problem as the episode comes to an end.


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I couldn't help but reply with that.


 

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I feel like it's August 1, 1981, at 12:01 a.m. all over again.

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Welcome to the fray Television!


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If I keep watching television, will you renew Spectacular Spider-man for me?


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Haven't gotten a character up to 45-50 in CoV to get the Television as a contact. Because of that I can't help but imagine it's something like this.

(Actually I was looking for his bit about the Commercial Channel but didn't find it)

Welcome to the mad house Television.


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Hello and belated welcome to my good friend TV.

Can we get programming like this?


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That's interesting, I was just watching an interview with Marilynn Manson.


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Welcome TV! I always have you on while I visit Paragon City and the Rogue Isles.

Can you do me a favor and bring back "Cop Rock?"


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Originally Posted by The Television View Post
This is the first time you really have a chance to sit down and watch some TV. Fortunately, there's an easy channel guide to show what's on. You make your first choice and change channels, but it doesn't take you to the show you chose. Still, you get the feeling that you should watch what's on anyway.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3anE7Gi34eg

come by the twisted burrow while you can =!+.+!=


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In the Rogue Isles the TV watches you!

Congrats, Television, good luck with the new role, and try to stay away from rock stars and hotel windows...




 

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Originally Posted by The Television View Post
Hi,

I'm your friend, the Television, and I'm taking over the CoH Tech Lead position from Dark Watcher. This is my second year working on city of heroes, and I'm having a great time. I'm looking forward to hearing from you and will continue to rely on you to help make this game great...and help us rid the world of books.

-The Television
Bah, your mind control won't work on me, TV! I'm not a vegetable, I'm a free man!

Ooops. Gotta run now, been away from my MMO too long!

-D

(Seriously, welcome to the forums! Just remember, we're rated N for nuts.)


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"No TV and No beer makes Rotten go... Something something..."

Someone else "Go crazy?"

"Don't mind if I do!... WELCOME TV!! remember please! DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL... OR WE KILL YOU!"

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Originally Posted by Father Xmas View Post
Haven't gotten a character up to 45-50 in CoV to get the Television as a contact.
Holy crap, you've gotta do it. BEST. CONTACT. EVER. Just make sure to not let a team rush you. Every interaction with TV gives you a wall of text, but honestly it's well worth reading.

Oh, and gratz on your new position, Television!


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Submitted for your approval:

Just an ordinary internet forum. People exchange ideas. Some laugh, others cry. What happens when another seemingly ordinary everyday object intrudes upon their comfortable virtual world? The answer to this question lay in that hazy world between light and dark. A no man's land known as The Twilight Zone.


Evil is a maze of deceit and the cheese it hides is never worth the running.

 

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The Television is playing a show about a time traveling scientist and his holographic friend. The idea of the show is that the genius scientist makes the world better by traveling to the most formative moments in other people's lives, taking control of their bodies and making their life changing decisions for them. In this episode, the scientist has taken the place of a female rodeo clown who is in love with a bull rider. The scientist's job is to make the bull rider fall in love with him since the bull rider would have had no interest in the rodeo clown herself.

'But I don't know the first thing about being a clown!' he tells his holographic friend while putting on a pair of huge suspenders.

'It'll be a piece of cake,' councils the hologram. 'We spent a year together on the Montana Rodeo circuit right after I was released from the POW camp and before you got your 12th doctorate. It'll all come right back.'

'I don't remember that. Oh Boy!' says the scientist as he is pushed into the arena.

'Don't worry! You're just like forum posters. Sure, they say hurtful things about not hating books and the radio. They're just confused. They need to spend more time with a good friend. A friend who knows them better than they do. A friend like the television. Don't you agree, forum posters? You should watch more television. And play red side.'


 

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Quantum Leap....

what do I win?

Oh it wasn't a contest?

oh well Any way welcome aboard TV. glad to have an Evil redname.

EDIT:FPATV

I got another notch on my belt.


 

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Originally Posted by The Television View Post
'Don't worry! You're just like forum posters. Sure, they say hurtful things about not hating books and the radio. They're just confused. They need to spend more time with a good friend. A friend who knows them better than they do. A friend like the television. Don't you agree, forum posters? You should watch more television. And play red side.'


Evil is a maze of deceit and the cheese it hides is never worth the running.

 

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Originally Posted by The Television View Post
The Television is playing a show about a time traveling scientist and his holographic friend. The idea of the show is that the genius scientist makes the world better by traveling to the most formative moments in other people's lives, taking control of their bodies and making their life changing decisions for them. In this episode, the scientist has taken the place of a female rodeo clown who is in love with a bull rider. The scientist's job is to make the bull rider fall in love with him since the bull rider would have had no interest in the rodeo clown herself.

'But I don't know the first thing about being a clown!' he tells his holographic friend while putting on a pair of huge suspenders.

'It'll be a piece of cake,' councils the hologram. 'We spent a year together on the Montana Rodeo circuit right after I was released from the POW camp and before you got your 12th doctorate. It'll all come right back.'

'I don't remember that. Oh Boy!' says the scientist as he is pushed into the arena.

'Don't worry! You're just like forum posters. Sure, they say hurtful things about not hating books and the radio. They're just confused. They need to spend more time with a good friend. A friend who knows them better than they do. A friend like the television. Don't you agree, forum posters? You should watch more television. And play red side.'

*wonders if your really jay*

hiiiiii btw


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