The Television


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I saw Posyb had posted in here, and my first thought was "Battle of the Boxes".


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The last time I watched television this happened
Wow, you do THAT to TV? That's a messed up superpower...


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The last time I watched television this happened
awesome vid pohsyb!
thanks a lot


 

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Ok... I am entertained.

Carry on.
so im i

carry on


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The last time I watched television this happened
Epicness happens when you watch TV? I'll definitely be watching more TV!

Besides, Dr. Aeon doesn't want me to watch TV, and ever since he stopped working with me to move on to that silly AE project, I've been looking for a way to get back at him!


 

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So we watch TV and turn to anime, Or we do AE stuff and turn out like Dr Aeon and tell people how to get out ALIVE in a Task Force. Hmmmmmm that is a tough choice. I will ponder this and continue to watch what unfold next in this wonderful debate.



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Well THIS Happened when I watched TV. But I still watch TV

Need to find a clip of Les Nessman (from "WKRP in Cincinnati") saying "I watch TV." Funniest scene in a long time.

I looked but my Google fu was weak. Anyone help me out here?


 

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The last time I watched television this happened
That video was epic.

I'm not sure that's going to make me stop watching TV, I think it's going to make me watch more.


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Remember that montage where the balloon salesman's zookeeper wife dies?
Television is also a pirate, because Up wasn't even out on DvD yet, let alone TV channels

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The last time I watched television this happened


Hey! I posted that video a month ago!

http://boards.cityofheroes.com/showthread.php?t=202990


I'm just going to bask in the inner belief that I may have influenced a Dev, and not think about the idea that he may have seen it from the same source I did... though if he did, that means he reads some great webcomics.



But back on topic, Dev Battle, Ho!!!


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Blue side? BLUE SIDE?!

Dear forum posters, don't be fooled by the Television's propaganda. Oh sure, it may be luring you in with its sweet words of playing red side, but I ask you, WHO was the original red sider, hmm? Who was in red side before Television was even a THOUGHT?!

That's right, your good friend, Dr. Aeon.

These outrageous claims of me being on blue side are just that - outrageous claims, like the claims made by that ridiculous Dr. Creed or - even worse - Dr. Brainstorm.

Perhaps it's jealousy of my beautiful Architect Entertainment system that is driving Television to spread this propaganda. Perhaps you, Television, are the reason why I could not get that permit in Grandville for Architect Entertainment...your influence may be even more widespread than I thought.

In the end, dear readers, I ask that you all be very careful about this Television. Sure, it seems fun, it even references shows that, while horribly inaccurate of my own extraordinary and incredibly daring adventures in time and space, have the ability to draw you in for hours at a time. But then when those hours are done, you'll find just a little bit of yourself sapped away from the Television. Would I, Dr. Aeon, ever try to take part of you away? I think the answer to that is clear.

If you're somehow reading this Television, know that steps are being taken to settle this matter!
I'm pretty sure that I helped beat you and your duplicates up last night on Blue Side during an STF.......


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So....tell me Mr. Tv....do you get the SciFi channel? O.o


 

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It began its life as a programmer, but it made so many bugs that they decided to make it the tech lead instead so it would stop programming.
That was a "lol" moment for sure. I love this guy.


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you dirty dirty Television Dr.Aeon told me all aboot you, ya I know so no point in trying to hide it. Off with your head!


 

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The last time I watched television this happened
Bookmarked forever.


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>.> We all know Dr. Aeon is just putting on a show he LOVES Television!

Why we know this? Well His AE system we can't put Television in our missions! If Aeon hated TV he would have a Targetable Television that player can choose and smash!

Perhaps with Mind control or Illusion Control powers...

There is also a whisper I got from an Arachno's agent that said Aeon did a Live Broadcast! Sure he mumbled something about Statesman sending Heroes during the time. But the point is you Broadcast on Television! See! Aeon Loves Television! I'm sure he's watching channels like Discovery and Nova!


 

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>.> We all know Dr. Aeon is just putting on a show he LOVES Television!

Why we know this? Well His AE system we can't put Television in our missions! If Aeon hated TV he would have a Targetable Television that player can choose and smash!

Perhaps with Mind control or Illusion Control powers...

There is also a whisper I got from an Arachno's agent that said Aeon did a Live Broadcast! Sure he mumbled something about Statesman sending Heroes during the time. But the point is you Broadcast on Television! See! Aeon Loves Television! I'm sure he's watching channels like Discovery and Nova!
Last night Dr. Aeon was in the AE building in Freedom's RWZ. He recruited a few heroes and villains to complete a task for him. Shortly after the first mission I made sure to let him know I was not an agent of The Television and the rest of the team also made the same assurance. I kept an eye on them though, Television has spies everywhere.

Television is bad! No, I don't mean bad as in good or bad how the PvPers use it. Think about it; how of us have done tasks for the television that we actually wanted to do? Sure burning books is fun, and we can all appreciate the value of repeatedly killing Freakshow, Devouring Earth, and Nemesis. These were no normal tasks you were hired for. The Television is not your friend. It lures you in with promises of amazingly entertaining programming or memories of fond moments past. In actuality you are a pawn; nothing more then an actor in a show that The Television is directing.

The Television has destroyed books and The Radio. It is the way of things. The old will always be replaced by the young/new. Obi-Wan and Vader couldn't avoid it. The Radio couldn't avoid it... And The Television knows it is next. Whether the assassins come from The Computer or the AE by means of Dr. Aeon, they WILL come.


 

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The last time I watched television this happened

Think that's bad? Here's what happened the last time I watched TV.

Television, I'd say that I'm watching you (in that squinty-eyed way, with binoculars, from behind a set of venetian blinds on a summer night in a tiny apartment with Rosie O'Donnell as my wacky partner), but that'd be a breach of my unimpeachable moral fiber.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have some internet pr0n to browse.


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Think that's bad? Here's what happened the last time I watched TV.

Television, I'd say that I'm watching you (in that squinty-eyed way, with binoculars, from behind a set of venetian blinds on a summer night in a tiny apartment with Rosie O'Donnell as my wacky partner), but that'd be a breach of my unimpeachable moral fiber.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have some internet pr0n to browse.
You evil evil fiend!

Now that song is stuck in my head, and I closed the window as soon as I saw what it was!


 

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The last time I watched television this happened
That's an amazing piece of work, or art or something...

Oh, and I'm sure I'm not the only one who was amused that the superhero wore blue and the robber wore red


 

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I have come to a Conclusion, TV Is Bad. Thats right I said Bad. For shame to all that Bad mouth The good Dr Aeon. We must now Praise Dr Aeon



**Goes and finds a Good old science book and plots how I too can be like Aeon**


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