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So obviously the two have nothing in common. Crisis averted.|
Originally Posted by Red Valkyrja
Well, Television Overlord, I'd say you were referencing 'Firefly' but the comic relief characters name was Jayne.
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All hail the television! (Actually it's raining like crazy here, no hail at all.)
Dr. Todt's theme.
i make stuff...
"Taciturn"? "Venal"?
zomg! We's gots a dev that's all intekchuall and stuff! That's mighty felicitous!
That's no boob tube!
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Originally Posted by Red Valkyrja
Well, Television Overlord, I'd say you were referencing 'Firefly' but the comic relief characters name was Jayne.
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This is HI-LAR-I-OUS
what is wrong with me?
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He's actually talking about that TV show "Lightning Bug."
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Originally Posted by Red Valkyrja
Well, Television Overlord, I'd say you were referencing 'Firefly' but the comic relief characters name was Jayne.
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Television is just wonderful.
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I have a new favorite Dev.
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As long as TV keeps making "in-character" posts, they'll be the best ones to read.
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Originally Posted by PRAF68_EU
Dispari has more than enough credability, and certainly doesn't need to borrow any from you.
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The Television > Aeon. And all the blasted blues who call themselves rednames put together.
I mean sure, Dr. Aeon does make a lot of in-character posts like a true former player should, but is unfortunately damaged by the fact that he has a character who is just...not better than the Television. That's a nice way to put it.
THE TELEVISION FOREVER.
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Hm. Sexy Jay better amp up the sexy and the jayness if he hopes to get post of the year award.
Evil is a maze of deceit and the cheese it hides is never worth the running.
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I don't commit Treason. I stop it for Friend Computer.|
Originally Posted by CapnGeist
Have you stopped committing treason, Kheldarn?
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Originally Posted by Lord Mayhem
Citizen Kheldarn, your Red Clearance does not grant you access to this blue forum. Please report for termination immediately.
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Originally Posted by MDanger
Hm. Sexy Jay better amp up the sexy and the jayness if he hopes to get post of the year award.
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Biggest Troll on the forums? I'll give you a hint:
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Somebody's a Firefly fan... and has scored major brownie points.
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Originally Posted by The Television
You tune in to a show about nine wild-west renegades living aboard a space ship at the edge of a frontier solar system. In this episode, the taciturn captain confronts the most mercenary of his crew about having tried to steal one of the bulls they had been hired to ship between planets. The crew member, a tough guy ironically named Jill, is the show's comic relief and consistently pushes the limits of believable stupidity.
'C'mon, wasn't but one little bull out a' the whole herd. Nobody'd a' noticed!" sputters Jill. 'I noticed, Jill. And what do you conjure you would a' done with one little bull out here in the middle of space anyway?' 'Well let's see... awful lonely out here and Bessie's a mighty fine conversationalist. What d'ya think? Coulda' sold it--buyer already lined up.' 'Go to your cabin, Jill. We'll talk on this later.' Once Jill leaves the room, the captain opens a door to expose two eavesdroppers: the ship's pompous, over-educated doctor and his crazy little sister. 'I expect you two heard all that?' The crazy sister ponders: 'Bessie is a girl's name, too...', but the Doctor interrupts: 'You're going to let that venal imbecile stay on the ship? That man is dangerous!' The captain responds. 'Jill? Well, venal part ain't none of my business, but I wouldn't worry about him being dangerous to you. He's like Dr. Aeon, and not just because of that thing with the bull. Sure, Dr. Aeon talks tough about shutting down television, but five seasons is a healthy long life on prime-time for a show about a time traveling scientist. You're making the same mistake about Jill that forum posters make about the computer. Neither one is dangerous in its place. Computers aren't a problem as long as you watch television while you use them. You can even watch television on the computer. The captain turns toward you. The Television appreciates your concern and support Forum Posters, but don't avoid the computer on account of the Television. We're all friends on the same side. The red side. Everyone but Aeon. I hear he's been spending all his time in blue side AEs these days. Is that what friends do? Will you play CoV and watch Television, Forum Posters? |
The Television makes me want to put on some Sci-Fi shows while levelling my Corruptor some more. Not brainwashed at all by the Television.
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This is becoming quite amusing despite the fact that any references are flying over my head.
*stares, hypnotized by the wondrous images that Television has graciously decided to share with them*
Television makes good points, but what of my other temptations? I have already given up books and radio, but what of X-Box, playing blue-side, or that place through my front door with that bright thing above me that hurts my eyes so much? Sometimes I cannot help myself, I have to try these other things...
Though if Television could bring back Mystery Science Theater 3000...
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Originally Posted by The Television
You tune in to a show about nine wild-west renegades living aboard a space ship at the edge of a frontier solar system.
...<massive awesomeness snipped>... Will you play CoV and watch Television, Forum Posters?’ |
~Shaz, now officially a Television convert.
I love television...... but what's it's job exactly? (no really, what does it do?)
Edit: I love having a Dev I can call "it"
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I'll miss you all.
Definitely a new favorite Dev
<flips channels>
Must be something better on.....
Hey! Police Squad reruns! 
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More joy from our friend The Television!
Thank you almighty wholesome glow of entertainment!
<3 Firefly - now prove you can tune into something BBC-ish, preferably with a blue Police box and a 900+ year old time traveller.
Oh and pssssst, Television, I heard that Dr Aeon fellow saying that Architect Entertainment is the entertainment of the future, today. I'm not sure he sees a place in the future for television...
/stir
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Bragging about your clearance in public to impress a forum full of treasonous Commie infra-reds is dangerously close to treason, Citizen Kheldarn. You want to make your friend the Computer happy, don't you? Please report for experimental weapons testing at your closest R&D test area.
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Originally Posted by Kheldarn
I have Ultra-Violet Clearance, Citizen.
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ZOMG Bonanza reruns!!!!!!!!
TV I love you!!!!
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>.>
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...wonders if TV can bring back the Bonanza Badge...
...Wonders if TV can brainwash SexyJay into making more wild western type costumes...
Ignoring anyone is a mistake. You might miss something viral to your cause.
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in color!!!!
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Originally Posted by darkether
<flips channels>
must be something better on..... Hey! Police squad reruns! |
Go Team Venture!
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I'm sorry, Citizen, but your declaration of your love for Firefly proves you are a commie. A Docbot has been dispatched to remove that part of your brain for you.
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Originally Posted by Lord Mayhem
<3 Firefly
[snip] Bragging about your clearance in public to impress a forum full of treasonous Commie infra-reds is dangerously close to treason, Citizen Kheldarn. You want to make your friend the Computer happy, don't you? Please report for experimental weapons testing at your closest R&D test area. |
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Well, Television Overlord, I'd say you were referencing 'Firefly' but the comic relief characters name was Jayne.
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