Which NPC(s) Would You Sleep With...?
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Agent White,
Posted on: 2012-10-01 06:53 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
This thread is amazing. I actually pulled a muscle a little bit from laughing so hard.
Oh what the heck...
Desdemona.
Sister Solaris.
Sister Airlia (she's presumably not dead, just some scantily clad goth).
Dominatrix.
Tunnel Rat (just so adorable).
@bpphantom
The Defenders of Paragon
KGB Special Section 8
Synapse
Ravenstorm (though all the BP in Stirga might be a turn off.)
Bobcat's dancers from Studio 55. Hello boys!
Lars Hansen
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Come on now, with the nature boy as your avatar you gotta say something like|
Originally Posted by IndyStruck
Sister Solaris, so I could steal her costume and redistribute it's parts among the people.
Among a couple other reasons. |
"All the fine ladies of Paragon City and the rogue isles that wanna get with the jet flying, wheeling, dealing, limosine riding son of a gun need to head on down Hilton in Founders Falls VIP sweet tonight at eight, the doors unlocked and baby..WOOO! You can ride space mountain ALLLL Night long!..WOOOOO Now can you get with that Mean gene?! WOOOO!"
No votes for Becky 
I vote for any of the cimeroran ladies, particularly the sibyls. "Our secrets are not for men to know" particularly how they stay in those dresses.
It's true. This game is NOT rocket surgery. - BillZBubba
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Originally Posted by Matthew_Orlock
Come on now, with the nature boy as your avatar you gotta say something like
"All the fine ladies of Paragon City and the rogue isles that wanna get with the jet flying, wheeling, dealing, limosine riding son of a gun need to head on down Hilton in Founders Falls VIP sweet tonight at eight, the doors unlocked and baby..WOOO! You can ride space mountain ALLLL Night long!..WOOOOO Now can you get with that Mean gene?! WOOOO!" |
I don't know why anyone would even bother continuing to try and post after this.
Mirror Spirit.
I vote for the Old Woman in Cimerora. She still has great legs for her age 
To quote Ataru Moronboshi, the unluckiest and most lecherous boy in the universe: "MINE, MINE, MINE!!! They're ALL Mine!" (Hitting on anything that's humanoid, cute and female.)
"Sorry, Shivan-chan*, and Hami-chan**, but that see-thru look isn't quite what I had in mind."
* Daughter of the leader of the Coming Storm invasion force.
(Sorry, that story idea has already been used as the inspiration for one of the most successful Manga/Anime series in history, Urusei Yatsura aka Those Obnoxious Aliens.)
** aka O-Hami, daughter of the biggest slime monster in the known universe.
My 50s since Apr 28 2004:
Sugoi Emp/Psi Def (x3), Sugoi-chan Emp/Psi Def (x2), Sugoi T Bot/FF MM
Frankie Fusion Kin/Rad Def (x3), Ramu Ele/Ele Bla (x2), Krystal Kinnison ILL/Kin Con
Sakaki Neko Cla/Reg Scr, ViArc PB, Vinda Nordstrom Kin/Ice Def
Shooting Emp Emp/DP Def, Yuri Shimazu Kin/DP Def, Incarnette EB/EM Bla (x2), Infinette PB
Me? I'd do it with Tielekku. Inside Mot after beating him. How's that for kinky.
Grym <3
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Great, so you're sleeping with CoH's version of Octopussy...? |
Originally Posted by Xanatos
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Good luck, Mr. Bond, lol!
Ghost Widow.
...Stop looking at me like that.
Any dead female corpse is fine by me
Muhahahah
..Oh like you can judge 
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Heck, Ghost Widow and Praetoria's "BV" are near the top of my list. Cue the obligatory 'at the same time'...|
Originally Posted by DarkBlaster_NA
Ghost Widow.
...Stop looking at me like that. |
Alternately, Lady Grey. You know she's got to have learned every possible trick in the book by now, and possibly invented new ones. Plus the whole classy, immortal, and socially powerful combo without even being a vampire or anything remotely as cheesy.
On the other other hand, Tunnel Rat (the NPC) looks and acts just like my girlfriend IRL, so she has always had a certain draw.
All that is planned fails. All that is born dies.
All that is built crumbles. This will always be true.
But memories remain, And that is beautiful.
I have to admit Ghost Widow is one for me...
Although I have that this is more due to the *model* who played her at the EU comic-cons/NCsoft events, than anything else.
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I think you're missing the joke mate.
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Originally Posted by Rubberlad
Great, so you're sleeping with CoH's version of Octopussy...?
Good luck, Mr. Bond, lol! |
Sister Psyche. Cause I like redheads... and she makes her supersuit talk.
Ms. Liberty. Got a power-girl complex too.
Doc Delilah
Tall amazonian heroine? Yes, please.
And she's smart as well. So the conversation the next morning over breakfast will be good too.
I'm a published amateur comic book author: www.ericjohnsoncomics.com
******MA Arcs****
Arc 5909: "Amazon-Avatars"
Arc 6143: "Escalation" (Nominee: Architect Awards, Nominee: Player Awards, and Dev's Choice!)
I'd like to be in the middle of a Sunstorm/Blue Steel sandwich. With Sunstorm as the top, he's taller and more buff.
Always thought they were a couple on the downlow.
Mother Mayhem and Back Alley Brawler. At the same time.
I'm only ladylike when compared to my sister.
Lilitu: I could get over the green skin, although I might lose a chunk of my soul in the process. And just think how educational the experience would be.
As for the boys, I'd say Manticore but I wouldn't be able to bring myself to go after someone who had just lost his wife. 
That leaves Chimera- but I'd have to be long gone before he wakes up for fear he might get emotionally attached. I'm sure Belladonna agrees.
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Doc Delilah.
Death by Snu snu! |
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GG, I would tell you that "I am killing you with my mind", but I couldn't find an emoticon to properly express my sentiment.
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NOTE: The Incarnate System is basically farming for IOs on a larger scale, and with more obtrusive lore.
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I don't know any of them well enough for that. I mean, seriously, half of them won't even give me their phone number. <_<
But, in the spirit of fun... I've always been partial to Sunstorm.
'Bit of a thing for well-built guys with white hair and a certain sort of nobility...
@Brightfires - @Talisander
That chick what plays the bird-things...