Which NPC(s) Would You Sleep With...?


Agent White

 

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Why imagine when you can live it? Two Chicks at Once: mission arc #83920.


 

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Hmmm...I'm going to go with Foreshadow


 

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Hmmm...I'm going to go with Foreshadow
An unsurprising... and excellent choice.



 

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Levantera and Borea. Because, you know...twins.


However, it turned out that Smith was not a time-travelling Terminator

 

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Wavelength, because its all about routine, age and experience.


Defiant to the last!

 

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Foreshadow.

And maybe Aaron Walker.


"The Hollows was a cover up; it was really caused by Blue Steel experimenting with Foot Stomp." - Steelclaw

<-- boy

 

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The Television. I've been sleeping with Television surrogates for years.


Goodbye may seem forever
Farewell is like the end
But in my heart's the memory
And there you'll always be
-- The Fox and the Hound

 

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Doc Delilah.

Death by Snu snu!


@Dante EU - Union Roleplayer and Altisis Victim
The Militia: Union RP Supergroup - www.themilitia.org.uk

 

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Maelstrom What? He's the cutest male NPC. <snip>
But... but... he keeps taking off before you finish!


 

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Hamidon. You can put it ANYWHERE. No, really.
...Actually I think my characters have already hit that, then.

U'Kon Gr'ai - just to say I did.


Deamus the Fallen - 50 DM/EA Brute - Lib
Dragos Bahtiam - 50 Fire/Ice Blaster - Lib
/facepalm - Apply Directly to the Forehead!
Formally Dragos_Bahtiam - Abbreviate to DSL - Warning, may contain sarcasm
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Im very good at taking a problem and making it worse.

 

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1. All the females... for xp reasons
2. Regent Korol... for web/bondage reasons (ya, she's included in #1, too, I guess.)
3. Rularuu.... everyday for a week... for never the same ("aspect") twice reasons...
4. An Overseer (eye)... for pirate reasons


Miss Arc #147491: Rise of Bedlam
AKA Iron Smoke @Champion Server

 

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There is a real world out there guys, go explore it.

Damn..

LOL That was my first thought when i saw the thread's title. That aside okay lets see ...

Manticore? No thanks he's a Bruce Wayne playboy type .. besides being a royal PITA on Marie jenkin's Arc

Positron? Okay so the old every girl wants a knight in shiny armor applies but the man is balding and if your feeling naughty do you REALLY want to have to use a can opener to get your fellow ready for love? I'll pass

Blue Steel? No... he'd probably insist on bringing that silly shield to bed with him.

Ohhh what about Black Scorpion? Well during one STF (back before Ms. Liberty took charge) he did seem to have a thing for my Ill/Emp. Unfortunately that manifested itself in him periodically deciding the Tank wasn't his type and running over to where I was trying to heal/buff. While I was flattered it seems that BS never really grew up and he expressed his affections, as many Kindergarden kids would, by smacking me. This resulted in 3-4 trips to the hospital ship. I'll pass.

Okay let's just end this now.. until Brad Pitt shows up in game there really isn't any NPC I would sleep with


�We�re always the good guys. In D&D, we�re lawful good. In City of Heroes we�re the heroes. In Grand Theft Auto we pay the prostitutes promptly and never hit them with a bat.� � Leonard
�Those women are prostitutes? You said they were raising money for stem cell research!� � Sheldon

 

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Woodsman, but he has to keep the antlers on


 

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Everyone.


 

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U'Kon Gr'ai - just to say I did.
But you won't get the badge until the tenth time.


 

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There are way too many bugs in that game. Just sayin'.

--Rad
Lol'd.


 

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Ghost Widow.
You can put it ANYWHERE.


 

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I want to see the rest of that BAF intro with Siege, Nightstar, and Mother Mayhem. That's all I want.

NIGHTSTAR: We have devised a plan.
SIEGE: We think you will be...pleased.
It may be better if the game really does end in two months, as I will now imagine "bow-chika-bow-bow" every time that comes up.


Blue
American Steele: 50 BS/Inv
Nightfall: 50 DDD
Sable Slayer: 50 DM/Rgn
Fortune's Shadow: 50 Dark/Psi
WinterStrike: 47 Ice/Dev
Quantum Well: 43 Inv/EM
Twilit Destiny: 43 MA/DA
Red
Shadowslip: 50 DDC
Final Rest: 50 MA/Rgn
Abyssal Frost: 50 Ice/Dark
Golden Ember: 50 SM/FA

 

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Doc Delilah.

Death by Snu snu!
Hah!


Blue
American Steele: 50 BS/Inv
Nightfall: 50 DDD
Sable Slayer: 50 DM/Rgn
Fortune's Shadow: 50 Dark/Psi
WinterStrike: 47 Ice/Dev
Quantum Well: 43 Inv/EM
Twilit Destiny: 43 MA/DA
Red
Shadowslip: 50 DDC
Final Rest: 50 MA/Rgn
Abyssal Frost: 50 Ice/Dark
Golden Ember: 50 SM/FA

 

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Doc Delilah.

Death by Snu snu!
She is ridiculous tall isn't she?



 

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Fusionette, Yin, Sister Solaris.


@Kyuu

 

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Fusionette, Yin, Sister Solaris.
Fusionette has a nuclear reactor for a heart. You could wind up with a roasted weiner. Plus, you need to deal with Faultline.

Penelope is one on the most powerful psychics on the planet, so she'll know what you're after as soon as you ask her to drop by Drenched Donuts for a coffee. Ergo, the only way to score with her is to just walk up to her and say "hey cutie, let's slip around the back for a few" and hope she's horny. Plus, you need to deal with Russell.

Sister Solaris lives a zillion years in the past, so you might wind up becoming your own great-great-great grandfather.