Female Character Flowchart
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Posted on: 2010-10-13 14:53 in Comic and Hero-Villain Culture
Brilliant! And disturbingly accurate.
That is awesome! Great find! 
Now to run all my female characters through it and see where they lie.
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Saw this a few days ago at io9. Liked that Michelle Rodriguez has her own spot for "die before the final act".
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that isnt girl hitler, looks like someone from avatar. beyond that, cute, i loved the Michelle Rodriguez as well.
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...Have you ever SEEN the show? She might as well be Hitler for how evil she is. O_O|
Originally Posted by rian_frostdrake
that isnt girl hitler, looks like someone from avatar.
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And also, yes, this chart was incredibly accurate. And if you understood all the references, incredibly funny as well!
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you know, i really should have, but just never got around to it. will one day, it should be all of my favorite stuff. but i was just being literal, im used to girl-hitler being, well, girl-hitler.
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Originally Posted by Blarg
...Have you ever SEEN the show? She might as well be Hitler for how evil she is. O_O
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The Venture Bros?
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Originally Posted by rian_frostdrake
you know, i really should have, but just never got around to it. will one day, it should be all of my favorite stuff. but i was just being literal, im used to girl-hitler being, well, girl-hitler.
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How did Azula end up under sexualized?
Interestingly, Lady Macbeth is not only a wife... she is a mother as well.
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I would also say that she is very sexualized... how else do you think she gets her husband on board with her scheme? (and yes, there is dialogue that supports this, if you look for it)|
Lady Macbeth. What beast was't, then, That made you break this enterprise to me? When you durst do it, then you were a man; And, to be more than what you were, you would Be so much more the man. Nor time nor place Did then adhere, and yet you would make both: They have made themselves, and that their fitness now Does unmake you. I have given suck, and know How tender 'tis to love the babe that milks me: I would, while it was smiling in my face, Have pluck'd my nipple from his boneless gums, And dash'd the brains out, had I so sworn as you Have done to this. |
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She offered him beer?|
Originally Posted by Impish Kat
how else do you think she gets her husband on board with her scheme?
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You can get guys to do almost anything if you tell them there will be free beer involved.
Woman - "Honey, would you come with me to a three day seminar discussing how women can effectively balance a career in corporate america and a healthy family life?"
Guy - "I'm sorry, but I don't think I can make it."
Woman - "They'll have free beer."
Guy - "If we can get there early we can get seats close to the bar."
As for the flowchart, I found the decision tree aspect more entertaining than their examples. In particular, I object to their using Ripley from Alien as the example of the Final Girl instead of, say, the survivor of Texas Chainsaw Massacre (which predates Scott's movie by five years, incidentally).
Furthermore, I arched against Girl Hitler, I knew Girl Hitler, Girl Hitler was a nemesis of mine. Azula, you're no Girl Hitler.
It should also be noted that Mom does indeed have children. They aren't particularly bright children, but they are hers.
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Yeah I see a couple of other "questionable" choices in this chart, but all-in-all it's a worthy effort.|
Originally Posted by Defenestrator
It should also be noted that Mom does indeed have children. They aren't particularly bright children, but they are hers.
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I do think it's funny that this chart came from a site named "overthinkingit".
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Flow charts are always fun.
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yeah. its so stupidly absurdest, that it sticks with you. she really has no powers, just talks in a stilted fake german accent and has the mustache and a vaguely reminiscent haircut. its like a lot of the show, it makes so little sense that its hysterical.
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Originally Posted by Crim_the_Cold
The Venture Bros?
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Ouch! You should have just posted it as a link instead of it as an image. As least then the browser can control the size if it's in a separate tab/window.|
Originally Posted by sleestack
This might break the forum, but what the heck. It's both funny and insightful...two great tastes that taste great together.
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Originally Posted by rian_frostdrake
yeah. its so stupidly absurdest, that it sticks with you. she really has no powers, just talks in a stilted fake german accent and has the mustache and a vaguely reminiscent haircut. its like a lot of the show, it makes so little sense that its hysterical.
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! I so love it...thank you sir for brightening my day..
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The lines get crazy near the bottom. And I would have liked to have seen a pic for each resolution. But, overall, pretty good.
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Jock #1: [at a party] What's up, babes?|
Originally Posted by Forbin_Project
She offered him beer?
You can get guys to do almost anything if you tell them there will be free beer involved. Woman - "Honey, would you come with me to a three day seminar discussing how women can effectively balance a career in corporate america and a healthy family life?" Guy - "I'm sorry, but I don't think I can make it." Woman - "They'll have free beer." Guy - "If we can get there early we can get seats close to the bar." |
Womynist #1: Pack up your r*** culture and take a hike!
Jock #1: [holds up a beer] You want a brewdog?
Womynist #1: We're not interested in your *****!
Womynist #2: Wait, wait, I think he's offering us a beer.
[turns to jock, speaks slowly]
Womynist #2: Um... Yes. We, would like, a beer.
Jock #1: Okay!
[turns around to get a beer]
Womynist #1: So it's like, if you're nice to them, they *bring* you things?
Womynist #2: Exactly.
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Originally Posted by Lazarus
Ouch! You should have just posted it as a link instead of it as an image. As least then the browser can control the size if it's in a separate tab/window.
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This might break the forum, but what the heck. It's both funny and insightful...two great tastes that taste great together.
