Write a COH Haiku for 100 million influence


Allastor

 

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Thank you!


 

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Beware the silence.
Danger unseen, lurks nearby.
Death by stalker's sword.


Regards,
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I've been rich, and I've been poor. Rich is definitely better.
Light is faster than sound - that's why some people look smart until they speak.
For every seller who leaves the market dirty stinkin' rich,
there's a buyer who leaves the market dirty stinkin' IOed. - Obitus.

 

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Man, lobster, squid, man
Floor littered with the fallen
Dance the Warshade dance

[Edit - just for fun ]


 

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Originally Posted by Kheldarn View Post
I own the shirt with this slogan on it. Threadless ftw




Thank you, Champion.

 

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Originally Posted by Leandro View Post
Okay, already sent to everybody; but @kidcrisis is bouncing my gleemails, so either he got the global wrong or it's an EU account. Everybody else who wants the inf, make sure to put your global handle in the message!
I fail! It has a space (@kid crisis).

But it's still an awesome idea! Thanks for the inspiration, Leandro!


 

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Paragon Party,
You have to see Pocket D?
Ripe for the picking!

@durakken


 

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Oh where am I now?
Why am I in Pocket D?
****! Where are my pants?


 

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Let me try one

Everyday in Coh Brings life,
Everyday a Noob Joins a Team, Brings Death

I just thought I post this for fun and that is all.


This is @Super Ratz Peace out all


Never play another NcSoft game, If you feel pride for our game, then it as well, I Superratz am Proud of all of you Coh people, Love, Friendship will last for a lifetime.

Global:@Greenflame Ratz
Main Toons:Super Ratz, Burning B Radical, Green Flame Avenger, Tunnel Ratz, Alex Magnus

 

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Originally Posted by Leandro View Post
Allastor, Umbral, First Son no cheating the rules... global in the message :P

(Reason: signatures are added automagically, I want you to double-check what you type in the message to make sure it's correct.)
You know what my global is anyway! It's not like you only know me via the forums... (Of course, I've made sure that my signature global is absolutely correct so nyah :P)


 

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Logging on my main,
Just to check my market sales.
Roll on Incarnates!

(@LLamaBoy, just in case you're being super-generous!)


Justice Hunter, 50 Inv/SS Tank

Slenszic, 50 Sword/Energy Stalker

MA Arc IDs: 1355, 2341, 2350

 

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My build is softcapped.
But it sucks everywhere else.
I cannot Kill Skuls.

@Roderick

Edit to add:

Posting on forums.
My rep meter has turned red.
Please give me green rep.


@Roderick

 

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Ice tank jumps AV
Icicles hurt, irritate
Well controlled aggro


 

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Here's one I wrote about my Kin defender:

Into the melee
Fulcrum Shift gives great power
Mobs are defeated

@SteelMountain


 

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These replies are great.
There is just one thing I hate--
Mine came much too late.

Still, if I had to,
I could send a verse to you.
Add it to the queue.

I like my Scrapper:
Dual blades, dresses dapper.
A no-mishap-er.

Spin Artist, his name.
I tried others, they were lame.
I think that's a shame.

He slices, dices,
Gallantly sacrifices,
Handles the crisis.

His motivation
Drives him to inspiration
Then domination.

His willpower shines.
Brightly, his pure heart defines
The hard battle lines.

Evil must succumb,
At least as a rule of thumb.
(Though he loses some.)

Swoosh! Slash! What was that?
He defeats a low-down rat.
Wow! Hey! You see that?

"Enjoy the Zig, creep.
Crime doesn't pay. Don't be sheep."
He must never sleep!

Criminals, beware!
Run, hide, hole up in your lair!
Spin Artist is there!

Um...on second thought,
In missions with danger fraught,
Tankers are well-fought.

Maybe Sun Dried rocks,
He can take many more knocks
'Tis hard, this "thought box."


We've been saving Paragon City for eight and a half years. It's time to do it one more time.
(If you love this game as much as I do, please read that post.)

 

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CoH Haiku!
Brilliant idea my rich friend!
Now back to killin'!


Wavicle, Energy/Energy Blaster, dinged 50 in Issue 4, summer of 2005.
@Wavicle, mostly on the Justice server.

 

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Originally Posted by Wavicle View Post
CoH Haiku!
Brilliant idea my rich friend!
Now back to killin'!
...Let the dead stay dead, plox.


Goodbye. Not to the game, but the players. Goodbye. Everyone, remember to have fun. That's all I can say.

 

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Originally Posted by Wavicle View Post
CoH Haiku!
Brilliant idea my rich friend!
Now back to killin'!
A Necromancer
Such practice is forbidden
Mod please close this thread


 

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With one hand: uplifts.
But with another, casts down.
Is he God? Or Mod?


@Demobot

Also on Steam

 

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Originally Posted by DMystic View Post
A Necromancer
Such practice is forbidden
Mod please close this thread
Ha ha ha ha ha!
I was going to post that!
You ninja'd my post!


Please read my FEAR/Portal/HalfLife Fan Fiction!
Repurposed

 

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Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab,
stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab,
stab, stab, stab summer.