Generic Rant
Random lol cat meme, vaguely hinting at the lack of proper pedigree for most of the members of this community.
Confused ramblings on the fashion sense of Gnomes...admission of inebriation...announcement of imminent bedtime.
Addresses at least three points already beaten to death in this thread alone.
http://derekl1963.livejournal.com/
BackAlleyBrawler: I can't facepalm this post hard enough.
ShoNuff: If sophisticated = bro-mantically emo-tastic, then I'm going to keep to my Shonen loving simplicity dammit.
CAPTIAL LETTER call to action. Misspelled indication that the following missive is NOT intended to be a DOOM thread...transitions fluidly toward doom! A snarky comment. Eye-roll icon. Standard comparison to this game!! To THAT game!! A rose-tinted reference to those good old days when the player base understood the game and everything was considerably superior in most every way. A challenge to the developers to implement a dozen changes for things the developers have indicated are either unlikely or have already been indicated to be in process! A declaration that these changes would ensure the games longevity! Request for developer response! NOW!
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Second paragraph that reiterates what was said in the first paragraph, only with bigger words and a hint of sarcasm. Implications that anyone who doesn't agree with this poster is somehow bereft of intelligence for a given list of reasons.
Third paragraph that again repeats the exact same points already made in the first and second paragraphs, but this time with a lot more colloquialisms and slang phrases, with the intention to make this poster appear as a "hip" curmudgeon.
Cleavage shot.
Post Deleted. Obligatory Warning Sent. -Mod08
Feel free to try out my AE mission arc, # 473452: Praetorian Redemption
@Valerika
Willingly ignores the OP's intention to have own rant about PvP without the ignominy of creating a rant/doom post which makes it ok and opens up the certainty of someone responding 'lolPvP'
lolPvP
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/36641/My-Little-Exalt
Dismissive and slightly sarcastic post.
Attempt to overload forumite brains with cuteness (or make them run from the white rabbit) ;
GG, I would tell you that "I am killing you with my mind", but I couldn't find an emoticon to properly express my sentiment.
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Declare the OP to be below a normal level of functional intelligence while displaying the same traits.
Adds in the following for sake of saving face amongst the cool kids:
+1
IBTL
Cue obligatory attempt to completely derail thread by likening OP to a small infant that has been encouraged that their own opinion counts and that one day they will take over the world and everything will be 'just fine' if we do what they say.
Extra nonsensical remarks that mean nothing and add up to a simple post count filler.
End with extra remark coupled with the standard !11!!1!1oneoneeleven.
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Repetition of demand for all to cease posting in thread. Tacit acknowledgement of irony of demand and +1 IBTL
Dr. Todt's theme.
i make stuff...
Assertion that everything the OP mention was caused by AE farming and/or marketeers and that aforementioned groups are willfully attempting to destroy the game.
Having Vengeance and Fallout slotted for recharge means never having to say you're sorry.
Standard Response
Standard Italian word of the Day: Mamma Mia!
Standard Facepalm.
to TO THE END!
Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
Admission that poster did not read the entire thread.
Reiteration of point raised at the bottom of page 1.
Agua Man lvl 48 Water/Electric Blaster
"To die hating NCSoft for shutting down City of Heroes, that was Freedom."
Sarcastic comment likening the OP to the act of bludgeoning a deceased equine.
Statement of own moral superiority.
Comment that contradicts previous statement of own moral superiority.
Unnecessary insult.
Edit to add insincere apology for unnecessary insult.
Further edit to correct misused punctuation.
Yet another edit to correct misspelling missed in the first two edits (Ironically this one is real)
Originally Posted by Dechs Kaison See, it's gems like these that make me check Claws' post history every once in a while to make sure I haven't missed anything good lately. |
Yada yada pie and cookies... blah blah giant inflatable banana... blah yada blah blah, that guy from House... yada yada blah blah... the south of Bosnia.
Inquiry of why the language of Rikti has overcome thread.