Generic Rant


2short2care

 

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Originally Posted by The_Thorny_Devil View Post
Yada yada pie and cookies... blah blah giant inflatable banana... blah yada blah blah, that guy from House... yada yada blah blah... the south of Bosnia.
Random Eddie Izzard / Monty Python / Sci-Fi-show-of-choice quote based very loosely on posters ramblings to indicate ones nerd-coolness.

*Edit : Insertion of YouTube clip of said quote


 

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Originally Posted by Carnifax View Post
Inserts forum meme euphemism indicating poster is retreating to a quiet area of his abode.
Tease that she might like details even though she doesn't.


 

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Originally Posted by LISAR View Post
Tease that she might like details even though she doesn't.
Riposte with inuendo, nudge, nudge, wink.
Insert smiley, showing either jest or lewd mindset.


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Originally Posted by Zwillinger View Post
GG, I would tell you that "I am killing you with my mind", but I couldn't find an emoticon to properly express my sentiment.
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Originally Posted by Captain_Photon View Post
NOTE: The Incarnate System is basically farming for IOs on a larger scale, and with more obtrusive lore.

 

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Quote of entire OP.
Virtually unrelated question about game which has already been recently answered by two news posts, an announcement, ten forum threads and a dev. Acronym indicating audible amusement.


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Defiant @Grouchybeast
Death is part of my attack chain.

 

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Originally Posted by Carnifax View Post
Random Eddie Izzard / Monty Python / Sci-Fi-show-of-choice quote based very loosely on posters ramblings to indicate ones nerd-coolness.

*Edit : Insertion of YouTube clip of said quote
Yada blah blah yada Cake or Death!... Blah yada yada blah... 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour... Yada blah yada blah blah... smeg knows... *ERROR*... [LOADING]...


 

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Originally Posted by Techbot Alpha View Post
Riposte with inuendo, nudge, nudge, wink.
Insert smiley, showing either jest or lewd mindset.
*blush*

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second pic of cleavage to further derail thread


 

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Statement of amazement at the continuation of the thread.


 

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Originally Posted by NarfMann View Post
Statement of amazement at the continuation of the thread.
Statement of amazement at the continuation of your face!


 

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Originally Posted by Grouchybeast View Post
Virtually unrelated question about game which has already been recently answered by two news posts, an announcement, ten forum threads and a dev. Acronym indicating audible amusement.
Explosive rant at this announcement, along with suggestion that it is an evil plot by anonymous businessmen within the publishers organization attempting to screw [random minority] for various nefarious reasons. Call for publisher to sort out issues with [random minority] once and for all using unproven and illogical methods.


(I'm aware of the irony in this one given some of the windmills I choose to tilt at)


 

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Amused comment at the intelligence level of original poster.

Chooses not to use internet abbreviations for fear of loss of intelligence quotient.

Comment as to the insertion of Monty Python references in thread and whether this may be a public seduction. Advises against any mention of dead parrots, spam and lumberjacks.

Queries as to what 'generic rant' means and whether the generic was a specific rant caught out violating copyright and has been downgraded.

Random thought querying if all copyrights are now owned by Disney and the possibility of Going Rogue becoming 'Going slightly naughty, but only with an important life lesson in the end'.

Pleasant comment as to the continuation of this thread and appreciation that the English language is not dead but rather suffering an unfortunate rebellion by younger sibling Ebonic.

Exits, stage right even....


S.


Part of Sister Flame's Clickey-Clack Posse

 

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LOTS OF CAPITAL LETTERS AND EXCLAMATION POINTS!!! INSISTANCE THAT IF THIS RANT ISN'T TAKEN SERIOUSLY, POSTER WILL QUIT THE GAME!!!! rest of post has no punctuation or page breaks wif okaszional mispehlingz. poster actually takes the time to admit this but not actually fix it. because fixing it would compromize his odd principles wich somehow insist that using or requesting prohper english iz a sign of elitism rather tahn commun courtesi and basik communication skilz. posters point iz mainly lost becauz ppl haf to balance the fact that in additon to his views, teh poster also bileeves stoopidity and ignoranc iz virtues. poster reiterates teh need for hiz point to be takken seriouzly.


Feel free to try out my AE mission arc, # 473452: Praetorian Redemption
@Valerika

 

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Suggestion that this thread has gone on long enough and should end immediately. Reiteration that nobody else should post anymore, so I can have the last word.


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Originally Posted by PRAF68_EU View Post
Dispari has more than enough credability, and certainly doesn't need to borrow any from you.

 

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Originally Posted by Dispari View Post
Suggestion that this thread has gone on long enough and should end immediately. Reiteration that nobody else should post anymore, so I can have the last word.
agreed!


 

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Originally Posted by Solicio View Post
LOTS OF CAPITAL LETTERS AND EXCLAMATION POINTS!!! INSISTANCE THAT IF THIS RANT ISN'T TAKEN SERIOUSLY, POSTER WILL QUIT THE GAME!!!! rest of post has no punctuation or page breaks wif okaszional mispehlingz. poster actually takes the time to admit this but not actually fix it. because fixing it would compromize his odd principles wich somehow insist that using or requesting prohper english iz a sign of elitism rather tahn commun courtesi and basik communication skilz. posters point iz mainly lost becauz ppl haf to balance the fact that in additon to his views, teh poster also bileeves stoopidity and ignoranc iz virtues. poster reiterates teh need for hiz point to be takken seriouzly.
Accusation that Solicio is obviously a sock puppet of OP.

Is that you, Jack?


Altoholic - but a Blaster at Heart!

Originally Posted by SpyralPegacyon

"You gave us a world where we could fly. I can't thank you enough for that."

 

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Originally Posted by Kelenar View Post
Assertion that everything the OP mention was caused by AE farming and/or marketeers and that aforementioned groups are willfully attempting to destroy the game.
Defense of marketeers including suggestion that poster actually study economics.


 

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Originally Posted by Ad Astra View Post
Accusation that Solicio is obviously a sock puppet of OP.

Is that you, Jack?
Rude, obscene suggestion about what Ad Astra can do wif hiz sok pupet. Pur grammr continues, but it becomz clear taht poster doesn't konw who Jack Emmert iz. makes reference to all the ppl who arnt posting but must agree wif him.


Feel free to try out my AE mission arc, # 473452: Praetorian Redemption
@Valerika

 

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Originally Posted by Solicio View Post
Rude, obscene suggestion about what Ad Astra can do wif hiz sok pupet. Pur grammr continues, but it becomz clear taht poster doesn't konw who Jack Emmert iz. makes reference to all the ppl who arnt posting but must agree wif him.
Snarky superior-sounding comment, correcting bad grammar & spelling of entire post.

Suggestion that this quoted poster should go back to that game with the Night Elf Mohawks.


Altoholic - but a Blaster at Heart!

Originally Posted by SpyralPegacyon

"You gave us a world where we could fly. I can't thank you enough for that."

 

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Originally Posted by PDXUnder View Post
CAPTIAL LETTER call to action. Misspelled indication that the following missive is NOT intended to be a DOOM thread...transitions fluidly toward doom! A snarky comment. Eye-roll icon. Standard comparison to this game!! To THAT game!! A rose-tinted reference to those good old days when the player base understood the game and everything was considerably superior in most every way. A challenge to the developers to implement a dozen changes for things the developers have indicated are either unlikely or have already been indicated to be in process! A declaration that these changes would ensure the games longevity! Request for developer response! NOW!


Another reference to this game...and that game. A confusing tangent hinting at quitting the game for good! Imperative towards forum contributers not to challenge these assertions! Self-aggrandizing reference to length of play time and accumulation of veteran rewards! Aside pointing out the many flaws in the reward system!

A quick burst of internet acronyms!

Disheartened post-script!

Forum Name
Needless quotation of entire OP.

Excessively long and verbose analysis of OP, couched in pseudo-academic language and utilizing compound-complex sentence structure destined to leave other posters completely uncertain of the point you were making, other than that you took the OP far too seriously. Stylistic quirkiness that indicates the possible presence of a Strunk-and-White fetish.

Posturing and unverifiable assertions of knowledge and authority.


My postings to this forum are not to be used as data in any research study without my express written consent.

 

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Originally Posted by EarthWyrm View Post
Needless quotation of entire OP.

Excessively long and verbose analysis of OP, couched in pseudo-academic language and utilizing compound-complex sentence structure destined to leave other posters completely uncertain of the point you were making, other than that you took the OP far too seriously. Stylistic quirkiness that indicates the possible presence of a Strunk-and-White fetish.

Posturing and unverifiable assertions of knowledge and authority.
Gratuitous self-quotation to complain about negative reputation received for being a "long-winded d-bag".


My postings to this forum are not to be used as data in any research study without my express written consent.

 

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Originally Posted by Ad Astra View Post
Snarky superior-sounding comment, correcting bad grammar & spelling of entire post.

Suggestion that this quoted poster should go back to that game with the Night Elf Mohawks.
Admission that poster actually prefers that game, and thinks it is far superior to this one. Suggests that for this game to succeed, it obviously needs to become more like other game. Poster is not suggesting that CoH should learn from that game, because that would imply that the other game had both positive and negative attributes--he assumes all attributes of the other game are positive. He simply wants to turn this game into a smaller, carbon copy of the other game, warts and all. Or this game will die.


Feel free to try out my AE mission arc, # 473452: Praetorian Redemption
@Valerika

 

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Originally Posted by LISAR View Post
*blush*

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second pic of cleavage to further derail thread
Cessation of posting while time is spent thoroughly examing picture for...
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flaw. Yes.

Possible later comment with compliment.


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Originally Posted by Zwillinger View Post
GG, I would tell you that "I am killing you with my mind", but I couldn't find an emoticon to properly express my sentiment.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain_Photon View Post
NOTE: The Incarnate System is basically farming for IOs on a larger scale, and with more obtrusive lore.

 

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One-line post snarkily addressing the OP while adding very little to the thread, accompanied by a passive-aggressive smily.


My story arcs: #2370- Noah Reborn, #18672- The Clockwork War, #31490- Easy Money

Sartre once said, "Hell is other people." What does that make an MMO?

 

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Originally Posted by Solicio View Post
Admission that poster actually prefers that game, and thinks it is far superior to this one. Suggests that for this game to succeed, it obviously needs to become more like other game. Poster is not suggesting that CoH should learn from that game, because that would imply that the other game had both positive and negative attributes--he assumes all attributes of the other game are positive. He simply wants to turn this game into a smaller, carbon copy of the other game, warts and all. Or this game will die.
Assertion that I also played that game and found it severely lacking.

Long paragraphs dissecting every flaw in Night Elf Mohawk game, pointing out clear superiority of City franchise.

Repeating suggestion that poster should go back to it if he finds it so superior, why is he "wasting" money/time here?


Altoholic - but a Blaster at Heart!

Originally Posted by SpyralPegacyon

"You gave us a world where we could fly. I can't thank you enough for that."

 

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Originally Posted by Ad Astra View Post
Assertion that I also played that game and found it severely lacking.
Rude, possibly petitionable personal attack with no attempt to address Ad Astra's experiences in other game.

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Long paragraphs dissecting every flaw in Night Elf Mohawk game, pointing out clear superiority of City franchise.
Accusation that player did not really play other game, or wasn't playing correctly. References to carebears and inference that player has weak skin. Reference to massive popluarity of other game.

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Repeating suggestion that poster should go back to it if he finds it so superior, why is he "wasting" money/time here?
Poster asserts that the reason he plays this game is because of the similarities it has with other game, but only lists the attributes that actually make it DIFFERENT. Completely fails to see the irony.


Feel free to try out my AE mission arc, # 473452: Praetorian Redemption
@Valerika

 

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Originally Posted by Solicio View Post
LOTS OF CAPITAL LETTERS AND EXCLAMATION POINTS!!! INSISTANCE THAT IF THIS RANT ISN'T TAKEN SERIOUSLY, POSTER WILL QUIT THE GAME!!!! rest of post has no punctuation or page breaks wif okaszional mispehlingz. poster actually takes the time to admit this but not actually fix it. because fixing it would compromize his odd principles wich somehow insist that using or requesting prohper english iz a sign of elitism rather tahn commun courtesi and basik communication skilz. posters point iz mainly lost becauz ppl haf to balance the fact that in additon to his views, teh poster also bileeves stoopidity and ignoranc iz virtues. poster reiterates teh need for hiz point to be takken seriouzly.
Expression of surprise that Pyretic_Psyche* is now posting outside of the AT forums. Relevant comment on quoted post with aside about quality sandwiched in written with a sarcastic tone. Observation that quoted post is technically off topic.

Extremely thread-relevant link™®©

*Not actual forum handle.


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