Generic Rant


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sincere congratulations on use of alliteration,
i kind of liked how it started haltingly and then built up a rhythm as it went along in an attempt at suggesting increasing agitation. But maybe that's just me.
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followed by reminder that quoted redname has TRIED fixing said problem via animation to no avail.
Rebuttal insisting that as a non-programmer i know that the fix is simple and that the Dev is simply being lazy.
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claim of laziness to excuse not giving exact quote to back up previous statement.
Paranoid assertion that quoted poster is actually a Dev posting under an alt account.


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Speculation: What is the point of this thread!?


to TO THE END!
Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!

 

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Late poster who agrees with the OP on several points that were shown to be a fallacy 2 pages ago.

Irate response to non-quoted post.


 

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Angry message stating the mods should have locked this thread days ago! Somehow segues into blaming a few specific devs for various things that they have no control over.

Acknowledges previous comment about leaving thread, but insists on importance of current post.


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I don't know why Dink thinks she's not as sexy as Jay was. In 5 posts she's already upstaged his entire career.

 

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Originally Posted by PDXUnder View Post
OP expresses smug satisfaction that post is receiving commentary. Derisively dismisses all responses as misinterpretations of intent.


Notation that development community favors heroes over villains.

Link to screenshot of character with respectable accumulation of influence. Reminder that the market is broken. ANGRY REFERENCE to game-changing event colloquially referenced as squishy-toy produced by Hasbro!
Emphatic agreement on "that point" in quote, but does not indicate which point is actually "that point".


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Originally Posted by Dispari View Post
I don't know why Dink thinks she's not as sexy as Jay was. In 5 posts she's already upstaged his entire career.

 

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Jump on the bandwagon after seeing this in Dev Digest, insert marker post to make progress in thread apparent for convenience during subsequent viewings.

Comment in a flat and boring way which is thinly presented as funny in a pathetic attempt to hide motivations for posting.


 

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Emphatic agreement on "that point" in quote, but does not indicate which point is actually "that point".
Double-post to complain about double-posting, with no apparent reason for not using a single post in the first place.


 

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Originally Posted by Teeth View Post
Double-post to complain about double-posting, with no apparent reason for not using a single post in the first place.
Accusation of padding post count. Tacit acknowledgment of padding personal post count.

Edit to remove incredibly inflammatory remark that could get her kicked off the forums.


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I don't know why Dink thinks she's not as sexy as Jay was. In 5 posts she's already upstaged his entire career.

 

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Threat that if people don't agree with OP, then they will leave the forum, depriving other posters of their knowledge.


 

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Threat that if people don't agree posts, then poster will leave the forum.
Remark toward the avoidance of the entryway's movable barrier to hit the poster's posterior upon exit.


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Originally Posted by Dispari View Post
I don't know why Dink thinks she's not as sexy as Jay was. In 5 posts she's already upstaged his entire career.

 

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Reports post to dev, then cries about people neg-repping for honest opinions.


 

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Reports post to dev, then cries about people neg-repping for honest opinions.
Sardonic reminder that devs don't moderate. Namecalling that just barely fits within the forum's guidelines.

Amused mention of tags. Notes a specific tag that should be removed, claiming someone made a mistake.


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Originally Posted by Dispari View Post
I don't know why Dink thinks she's not as sexy as Jay was. In 5 posts she's already upstaged his entire career.

 

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Assertion that thread is too long to read in it's entirety.

Apology for lack of search-fu prowess.

Asking of question aswered three times on first page.


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Unnecessary political comment attempting to relate developer actions to political party opposite of poster's party of choice.

Edit by Moderator note to keep the political views out of the thread and not to temp them to lock the thread.


 

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Random comment not pertaining to content of thread making it obvious no reading occurred.

What ever happened to Bunnythulu?


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Unnecessary political comment attempting to relate developer actions to political party opposite of poster's party of choice.
Reply to political comment ignoring moderator's edit, blaming James K. Polk for selling out to the Rikti and John Tyler for plotting with Nemesis. Suggestion that we wouldn't be in this pickle if only Henry Clay did not have the election stolen from him.



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Late poster who agrees with the OP on several points that were shown to be a fallacy 2 pages ago.

Irate response to non-quoted post.
Clarification of reply taken from mid-thread to explain problems with points under the assumption that quoted poster did not fully understand previous reasoning.

Unrelated tangent from current thread discussion.


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Clarification of reply taken from mid-thread to explain problems with points under the assumption that quoted poster did not fully understand previous reasoning.

Unrelated tangent from current thread discussion.
Reply to completely irrelevant tangent, derail imminent.


 

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Wonders where "insert forum expert on this Topic" is! Waits in anticipation for them to post so that all matters can be resolved. Gets popcorn ready!


 

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I like pie AND cake!
Reply to post from 3 pages back. Pathetically mistaken assumption that quoted poster is replying directly to this poster's post from 7 pages ago. Casting of aspersions upon the following aspects of quoted poster:

- intelligence
- attractiveness
- girth
- place of residence (specifically, parent's basement)
- means of nutrition (e.g., Cheetos and Mountain Dew)
- lack of non-allegiance to political party that ruled Germany from 1933 to 1945.
- parentage and/or ancestry

Final statement indicating this poster is close personal friends with someone at Cryptic Studios and is going to get quoted poster banned from the game.

*Painfully obvious attempt to edit out Cryptic Studios and replace it with Paragon Studios, but it is too late because this part has already been quoted two posts down. And this poster doesn't know how to not show the "Last edited by... stamp at the bottom of the post.*


 

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Reply to completely irrelevant tangent, derail imminent.
Immediate second post with a humorous image in reply to a recent post.


 

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Final statement indicating this poster is close personal friends with someone at Cryptic Studios and is going to get quoted poster banned from the game.
Ridicule based on current development of beloved hobby being in the hands of Paragon Studios. Side comment of the want to be banned from all current and future Cryptic Studios games. Nasty (obviously fake) rumor of dastardly doings in/at Cryptic Studios.


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Originally Posted by Dispari View Post
I don't know why Dink thinks she's not as sexy as Jay was. In 5 posts she's already upstaged his entire career.

 

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Insistence that everyone in this thread is foolish for letting it go this long and that it will certainly be locked any minute now.

Nonsequitur comment about how my post count has finally reached 1,500, after only 5 years and 4 months!


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Nonsequitur comment about how my post count has finally reached 1,500, after only 5 years and 4 months!
Kneejerk response referencing anime cartoon and the phrase "over nine THOUSAND!!!!!"


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