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Originally Posted by Shadow Ravenwolf
Blah Blah This Sucks Blah Blah That Sucks Blah Blah Rant Rant Blah Blah Blah
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Completely backwards comment because I read one post 5 pages in and ranted about that, when the issue was already addressed, had I actually read on!
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Originally Posted by Deus_Otiosus
This entire post should receive some kind of award for being both hysterical and fantastic.
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Demanding an answer from a dev about something done that most people wanted but me the 1% didn't. Demanding a redname post an answer to why it was done.
Response: Mod12 shuts down thread with funny and snarky remark...
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Originally Posted by 2short2care
Demanding an answer from a dev about something done that most people wanted but me the 1% didn't. Demanding a redname post an answer to why it was done.
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Originally Posted by Leandro
Civilized answer to the question while pointing that the devs are busy with GR. Quick exit in an attempt to not get tangled in the thread's general doominess.
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Rueful acknowledgment that everything I could say has already been said.
Thread jack complaining about how my Inv/ tank got nerfed in one of the last issues! (when in reality it had been buffed.)
DEV's hate HEROES!!!!!
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Originally Posted by PapaSlade
Rangle's right....this is fun.
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*starts argument stating* NO Devs hates villians!
Blithe admission that poster failed to read past the first page. Self-righteous defense of OP. OP's attackers compared to forum bullies.
Personal anecdote that proves nothing and is outdated by current game mechanics. Followed by backhanded criticism of many of OP's points.
Attempt to avoid feelings of inferiority at the size of other posters post counts by citing X months veteran badges and knowledge of game mechanics from Y levels in Elf Mohawk game. Statement of support for CoX! Followed by criticism of CoX, compared to Elf Mohawk game and tabletop games. Nerdy reference.
Reference to The Eternal Flame War at http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=57115 and EFW (Existential Flame War) at http://community.livejournal.com/efw/ and http://efw.dreamwidth.org/4789.html in a bid for elitist nerd status points.
What is the deal with the popcorn? Who decided to pop my corn? Why the hell isn't Jimmy cracking corn or atleast teaching classes on how to crack corn? More people should protest Jimmy and his elitist attitude of not sharing information! Nuke Nebraska honestly who will miss it? Then we can just sell the self popping popcorn and it glows in the dark so you can see it in the theater. If we renamed popcorn to momcorn would it be as tasty? Why haven't we made chalk flavored popcorn? Why not creamstyle popcorn? Why am I the only one ranting about popcorn? Who let me in here? I demand more bouncers in this thread. We need posters to keep the riff raff out like Huck Finn and his wooden accomplice. Sure rafting down the river as a juvenile seems harmless enough until you get stuck in New Orleans with no money and no phone to call anyone. Tom Sawyer sure isn't gonna front you any cash. I object to senseless rants in this forum! I demand restitution for allowing me to post this here!
Comments on how previous post not related to topic.
Ignores previous poster and continues threadjacking.
Obligatory necro by player returning to the game.
Statement of love for new game ideas and questions about what he's missed.
*Posts Obligatory BMC about all the returning players crowding servers & chasing away all the VIPS to the "Speshul Server" making it imposible to play with ppl whom know WTFH is going on now. Continues with Scathing Remarks about a once fun server having become the FARMVILLE from Hades, further digresses to the severe lack of Base luvin for Builders then rolls up into a Ball sobbing relentlessly causing the topic to flood*
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Originally Posted by GibsonMcCoy
Obligatory necro by player returning to the game.
Statement of love for new game ideas and questions about what he's missed. |
Non-satirical post about missing this thread. 
Laconic reply to remark on the humorous nature of the original post. End with Big Grin smiley.
*NoBody posting because somebody mentioned Nobody in a post
*Goes of on a Rant on how DARE NoBody Post in this topic simply cause SomeBody Mentioned NoBody then wanders away muttering about people these days*
*Can't believe how people will post something about Nobody and not believe Nobody will come running... It's just unheard of ... it's just crazy when people act like Nobody wouldn't find out....
Complaining that everyone's been talking about Nobody, when they should all be up in arms over the "nerf" to Nothing!
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Originally Posted by PapaSlade
Rangle's right....this is fun.
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Vehemenantly Rants about the Nerfing of Nothing when something's supposted to be Nerfed reguardless of wether it needed it or not (Especially if it didn't need it)!
Post for the sole purpose of tagging thread as "replied to". Flimsy attempt to disguise said post as relevant.