NewAgeKnight

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  1. Hondo

    Weird Science

    Uncle Buck

    Planes Trains and Automobiles

    Mr. Mom
  2. Earl and Joy Hickey from what they showed from pre-pilot flashbacks WOW! They could put the fun back in dysfunctional.
  3. Just our luck we will finance a multinational team to explore this planet only to discover that some ignorant life forms that we do not accept will try to say the world is their own. We will just have to gun down a few thousand of them and give trinkets to the suddenly much more friendly neighbors. Ofcourse the exact opposite could happen. Maybe we should send this team with enough nukes to completely wipeout the ecosystem just in case. Yes, nothing bad could happen with that little added detail.
  4. Important fact about the new planet. The snozzberries do NOT taste like snozzberries.
  5. survivalist gear is a good ap for it. Should market it that way more.


    Annoying voiceover "Off to enjoy the great outdoors? Oh no, you find out too late your tent has a rip in it. Don't worry ,dad, you remembered to pack Fabrican. There are so many possible uses for Fabrican that there will be little that Fabrican't do."
  6. 1. The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody
    2. The Sprinkler Rainbow Conspiracy
    3. The Engineer's Guide to Cats
    4. A Gentleman's Duel
  7. (KITTEH!!)

    1. The Engineer's Guide to Cats -by default I can not make myself sit through the other boring thing ever not even the first time. Wow cat hat.
    2. Pinky's Revenge

    (Awesomely Bad Music Video)

    3. The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody
    4. 4chan: The Music Video
    (FAIL!!)

    5. Worst Robbery In the History of Robbery Attempts
    6. How not to deploy a Flash Bang!

    (Animation)

    7. Meet The Spy
    8. Slaughter Your World
  8. (KITTEH!!)

    1. Surprised Kitty
    2. Pinky's Revenge

    (Awesomely Bad Music Video)

    3. Tight Pants/Body Rolls
    4. The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody

    (FAIL!!)

    5. The Sprinkler Rainbow Conspiracy
    6. Worst Robbery In the History of Robbery Attempts

    (Animation)

    7. Scorpion Man
    8. Slaughter Your World
  9. (KITTEH!!)

    1. Dramatic Look Gopher
    2. Nora, the Piano Playing Cat

    (Awesomely Bad Music Video)

    3. Tay Zonday "Never Gonna Give You Up"
    4. Gimme dat bacon!

    (FAIL!!)

    5. Parking Fail
    6. An Innocuous Toy

    (Animation)

    7. The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!
    8. Nicolas Cage Wants Cake
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  10. (KITTEH!!)

    1. Dramatic Look Gopher
    2. Gesundheit!

    (Awesomely Bad Music Video)

    3. Gimme dat bacon!
    4. Mini Daddy


    (FAIL!!)

    5. Parking Fail
    6. Pantomime Fail

    (Animation)

    7. The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!
    8. Hot Na'vi Sex
  11. (FAIL!!)

    1. The Sprinkler Rainbow Conspiracy
    2. Worst Robbery In the History of Robbery Attempts
    3. How not to deploy a Flash Bang!
    4. Parking Fail

    (Animation)

    5. Scorpion Man
    6. The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!
    7. Meet The Spy
    8. Slaughter Your World
  12. 1. Nicolas Cage Wants Cake

    2. Please Say Something

    3. The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!

    4. Hot Na'vi Sex

    5. Farting Elves!

    6. Coconuts

    7. Meet The Spy

    8. Slaughter Your World
  13. 1. Water Bottle Jet Pack Fail

    2. Parking Fail

    3. Watermelon Smash Fail

    4. An Innocuous Toy

    5. LEEEEEEEEEEROY JENKINS!!!!

    6. The Sprinkler Rainbow Conspiracy

    7. How not to deploy a Flash Bang!

    8.Worst Robbery In the History of Robbery Attempts
  14. 1. Mini Daddy

    2. Insane Clown Posse - "Miracles"

    3. Just say <shudder>

    4. Get Down Goblin

    5. Terrible Smells Like Teen Spirit Cover

    6. Little girl singing Zydrate Anatomy

    7. Don't copy that floppy!

    8.The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody
  15. 1. Kitten vs. Watermelon I declare the watermelon victorious.

    2. Kittens, inspired by Kittens!!!! Ouch!Gotta love the enthusiasm

    3. Gesundheit! very nice surprise and I am against playing with your food like that.
    4.Pinky's Revenge Pinky's revenge would have been shortlived once it was launched across the highway.

    5.Surprised Kitty I liked both almost equally. I was surprised by my choice.

    6. Monkey Doo I am not above this type of humor.
    7. Dramatic Look GopherGotta soft spot for this one
    8. The Engineer's Guide to CatsWow! Boring yet I was compelled to watch.
  16. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Judas_Ace View Post
    Ok, my pick for Kitteh!

    Pinky's Revenge
    Obviously that kitty likes bacon.
  17. NewAgeKnight

    Retcon Anyone?

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by BafflingBeerMan View Post
    Lord Arkasas, if you want to post here, you may have to defeat our 7 evil ex-posters.
    He is no match for Uncle Bob.
  18. NewAgeKnight

    Retcon Anyone?

    I have had bad days but this trumps my worst day.
  19. ABMV


    Fail How many times until he learns?


    I apologize in advanced.
  20. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Shawn Sage View Post
    Sorry, had to work all day. In FAIL!, I ask you...

    Is this the correct way to brush ones teeth?
    reminds me of the worst Slide Ever
  21. NewAgeKnight

    Retcon Anyone?

    1+1 is not random


    snake + potato= random
  22. NewAgeKnight

    Retcon Anyone?

    Tomatoes were once called poison apples.


    Up was inside
    Down was potato
    Corn was starshine
    Coconuts were medicinal
  23. NewAgeKnight

    Retcon Anyone?

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by BafflingBeerMan View Post
    I don't know if we have gone off the deep end or are wallowing the shallows.
    Well if we have gone off the deepend into the shallows then there is much mudraking to do.
  24. NewAgeKnight

    Retcon Anyone?

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by BBQ_Pork View Post
    Oh, I understand the topic.
    Maybe she got the wrong idea from the term Animal Husbrandry.
  25. NewAgeKnight

    Retcon Anyone?

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
    The car isn't a living creature - it has no soul
    Ofcourse this will now render your judgement invalid beyond the normal prejudices.