The Youtube OMG Draft Round One: Awesomely Bad Music Video
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Posted on: 2010-08-31 09:13 in Comic and Hero-Villain Culture
1. 8-Bit Trip I cant stand reagaeton music and I cant stand kids singing. It was so annoying I stopped watching after 15 seconds.
2. The Mean Kitty Song, both are worthy but I think ICP just tried to hard to make a joke.
3. Tight Pants/Body Rolls I am compelled to watch this video ten times a day. It just gets inside your head and will not let go.
4. Get Down Goblin both are awesomely bad but GDG but more effort into it.
5. Tay Zonday "Never Gonna Give You Up" it's Tay Motherlovin Zonday. How can you not vote for it.
6. Little girl singing Zydrate Anatomy my hatred for Soulija Boy is greater then my hatred for kids singing.
7. Don't copy that floppy! gives me a guilty kinda of feeling when I watch it.
8. The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody the other one was just too annoying for me.
Shadowy Presence - Absolutely, positively worse than playing a Kheldian... --Myrmydon
1) Mini Daddy
2) Mean Kitty
3) Horrible 80's Song (this was a tough choice actually...)
4) Get Down Goblin
5) Never Gonna Give You Up
6) I Look Like Goku
7) Gimmie Dat Bacon (omg, looks like something my friends would of made in school lol)
8) Superman Theme Parody
Going with the pick that best describes both OMG and bad.
1. Mini Daddy. 8-Bit Trip is too cool to be bad.
2. ICP "Miracles". The Mean Kitty song is better, and done by a guy that has more talent than those two painted clowns.
3. Just Say <shudder>. This one was a tough pick, but I'm going with the one that is slightly less tongue-in-cheek.
4. Get Down Goblin. This isn't even the worst of what she's done, heh. I almost went with a different one.
5. Terrible Smells Like Teen Spirit Cover. As a guy that's played in a band before, I can sympathize trying to soldier through a song once it's gone wrong. Tay's music ability trumps the OMG factor, though it's funny.
6. Little girl singing. The other video was more dumb than OMG
7. Gimme that Bacon. A song about breakfast has to win this matchup.
8. Superman theme parody. Muppets are awesome, and I'm not picking awesome, I'm picking bad.
Loose --> not tight.
Lose --> Did not win, misplace, cannot find, subtract.
One extra 'o' makes a big difference.
1. 8-Bit Trip
2. The Mean Kitty Song
3. Just say <shudder> I wish "neither" was an option 
4. 4chan: The Music Video
5. Tay Zonday "Never Gonna Give You Up"
6. Little girl singing Zydrate Anatomy Just because I hate Soulja Boy.
7. Don't copy that floppy!
8. The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody That was epic.
(Awesomely Bad Music Video)
1. Mini Daddy : wins for his attitude. Boy is serious, yo!
2. Insane Clown Posse - "Miracles" : Bleeping drafts, how do they work?
3. Just say <shudder> : Nether of these is watchable or listenable, but this one wins fo being sheerly inexplicable.
4. 4chan: The Music Video : catchy.
5. Tay Zonday "Never Gonna Give You Up" : Gots to love the Zonday.
6. Soulja Boy "I Look Like Goku" : actually well done in it's horribleness.
7. Gimme dat bacon! : Come on, it's bacon!
8. Superman Theme Song parody : Only the parody of steel can overcome the cover of felt.
Story Arcs I created:
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Cosplay Madness!: (#3643) Neutral vs Custom Foes. Heroes at a pop culture convention!
Kiss Hello Goodbye: (#156389) Heroic vs Custom Foes. Film Noir/Hardboiled detective adventure!
1. 8-Bit Trip
Awesome. Plus, I couldn't watch the other one for very long.
2. The Mean Kitty Song
The Insane Clown Posse should hire this guy to write their lyrics.
3. Just say <shudder>
Neither make me want to watch again, but I couldn't watch the other for very long.
4. 4chan: The Music Video
Surprisingly well choreographed for such a disjointed mess.
5. Tay Zonday "Never Gonna Give You Up"
The other was much worse, but not in an entertaining way.
6. Soulja Boy "I Look Like Goku"
Good work with the faces. Bad music. Considering it's Dragonball, it works.
7. Don't copy that floppy!
Both have music that gets too repetitive after the second verse. I'll go with the computer geeks.
8. The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody
The Superman song was entertaining, but I have a hard time voting against the Muppets.
1) Mini Daddy
2) Mean Kitty
3) Tight Pants
4) Get Down Goblin
5) Never Gonna Give You Up
6) I Look Like Goku
7) Gimmie Dat Bacon
8) Superman Theme Parody
1. 8-Bit Trip
2. The Mean Kitty Song
3. Tight Pants/Body Rolls
4. 4chan: The Music Video
5. Tay Zonday "Never Gonna Give You Up"
6. Little girl singing Zydrate Anatomy
7. Gimme dat bacon!
8. The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody
Honestly... the only ones I would really watch over and over again....
Oh...
I probably shouldn't say at this point.
(cryin' shame that the Superman parody was up against the Muppets... I really didn't want to vote against it... but them's the breaks.)
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Quote:
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1. 8-Bit Trip
Too cool to vote against this round.
2. The Mean Kitty Song
Wasn't wowed by this one, but I can't vote for the clown guys for anything, even to ridicule them. As much as they do deserve ridicule.
3. Tight Pants/Body Rolls
This is too much WT* for one video.
4. 4chan: The Music Video
I predict that at some point this video is going to square off against the muppets, and my heart will be rent asunder.
5. Tay Zonday "Never Gonna Give You Up"
Two great memes that go great together.
6. Little girl singing Zydrate Anatomy
I can't tell if this is sad or hilarious or both.
7. Gimme dat bacon!
Bacon bra!
8. The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody
If it were up to me, we'd go ahead and declare this the winner for this category.
@Quasadu
"We must prepare for DOOM and hope for FREEM." - SirFrederick
Mini Daddy
The Mean Kitty Song
Tight Pants/Body Rolls
4chan: The Music Video
Tay Zonday "Never Gonna Give You Up"
Little girl singing Zydrate Anatomy
Gimme dat bacon!
The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody
1. Mini Daddy. The other one was cool, this one was just, well, bad.
2. Mean Kitty: I hate ICP, and I refuse to let them win the draft, unless it's about greatest ******.
3. Tight Pants (Body Rolls): Dangit Teldon! That song hasn't left my head entirely since you showed it to me!
4. 4chan: The Music Video: It's rare that the internet can be so well summed up by something.
5. Tay Zonday: It's Zonday, choose him or face Chocolate Pain!
6. I Look Like Goku: Further proof that Soulja Boy is the perfect candidate for lower class twit of the year.
7. Don't Copy That Floppy: I love when people try to be cool and hip about stuff like this and FAIL so badly.
8. The Muppets: nuff said.
1. Mini Daddy
2. Insane Clown Posse - "Miracles"
3. Just say <shudder>
4. Get Down Goblin
5. Terrible Smells Like Teen Spirit Cover
6. Little girl singing Zydrate Anatomy
7. Don't copy that floppy!
8.The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody
1. 8-Bit Trip
2. The Mean Kitty Song
3. Tight Pants/Body Rolls
4. 4chan: The Music Video
5. Tay Zonday "Never Gonna Give You Up"
6. Little girl singing Zydrate Anatomy
7. Don't copy that floppy!
8. The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody
On Justice
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1. Mini Daddy-8
8-Bit Trip-7
2. Insane Clown Posse - "Miracles"-3
The Mean Kitty Song-12
3. Tight Pants/Body Rolls-8
Just say <shudder>-7
4. 4chan: The Music Video-9
Get Down Goblin-6
5. Terrible Smells Like Teen Spirit Cover-2
Tay Zonday "Never Gonna Give You Up"-13
6. Soulja Boy "I Look Like Goku"-5
Little girl singing Zydrate Anatomy-10
7. Don't copy that floppy!-7
Gimme dat bacon!-8
8. Superman Theme Song parody-4
The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody-11
Shadowy Presence - Absolutely, positively worse than playing a Kheldian... --Myrmydon
son of a b!!!!!!
I missed the voting on this round, and my vote would have tied my pick.
grrrrr!!!!!
Well technically I did close 13 minutes early. Cast it and I will open it again for one more vote after you.
Shadowy Presence - Absolutely, positively worse than playing a Kheldian... --Myrmydon
nah it's fine
This part of the draft is dedicated to those music videos that are so bad that no matter how hard you try you can not get them out your head. For some reason you are compelled to watch them over and over again. The main judging criteria that I ask of you is please vote not for the most godawful but for the one that makes you go OMG!! and therefore want to watch it over and over again. Please vote for each match up and only vote once. Voting is open for 24 and in case of a tie polls will stay open until a tie breaker is cast.
(Awesomely Bad Music Video)
1. Mini Daddy vs 8-Bit Trip
2. Insane Clown Posse - "Miracles" vs The Mean Kitty Song
3. Tight Pants/Body Rolls vs Just say <shudder>
4. 4chan: The Music Video vs Get Down Goblin
5. Terrible Smells Like Teen Spirit Cover vs Tay Zonday "Never Gonna Give You Up"
6. Soulja Boy "I Look Like Goku" vs Little girl singing Zydrate Anatomy
7. Don't copy that floppy! vs Gimme dat bacon!
8. Superman Theme Song parody vs The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody
Shadowy Presence - Absolutely, positively worse than playing a Kheldian... --Myrmydon