Ooooh, can we make up new origins for ourselves?
Instead of joining the game after my friends began playing, I started playing Co* on an old Apple II that I found in a Hatch. I was supposed to enter some Numbers into the machine, but I found this game more enjoyable.
"Ben is short for Frank."
-Baffling Beer-Man, The Tenacious 3: The Movie
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Crap, now I need a new origin story. Should I have a gender this time around? It may help. Or... oh! Oh! Can we retcon me back to when everyone thought I was a lesbian? Those were fun times. ^_^
So. Many. Possibilities...
I'm a llama.
I just wanted to let you know, Marcian, that I can totally see down your avatar's shirt.
"Ben is short for Frank."
-Baffling Beer-Man, The Tenacious 3: The Movie
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Hell, I invented that ****. Computers I mean, not CoH. That's right, I secretly am Konrad Zuse, talking to you through a mind-machine interface from my cryogenic Godwomb.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
Winston Churchill
Winston Churchill
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People actually thought that? Ah well, people want to be manipulated.
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Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay
Crap, now I need a new origin story. Should I have a gender this time around? It may help. Or... oh! Oh! Can we retcon me back to when everyone thought I was a lesbian? Those were fun times. ^_^
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"If you're going through hell, keep going."
Winston Churchill
Winston Churchill
I declare myself Lord of this Forum.
Should we choose silence to remember the posts of those who post no more? Or should we list those who helped create this community?
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As Lord of this Forum, I decree this to be so.
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Originally Posted by NewAgeKnight
Should we choose silence to remember the posts of those who post no more? Or should we list those who helped create this community?
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It's why the old Marcian actually obfuscated his gender. He made a post stating some sexist undertones in a certain product, and multiple people started decrying him as "just some angry butchy lesbian" (and variations on that). It was amazing.|
Originally Posted by Eisregen_NA
People actually thought that? Ah well, people want to be manipulated.
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Anyway, that was old Marcian. Season 4. The 5th Season Marcian is a llama.
As for a retcon I shall be Lord Sassifrass because I find it funny.
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Man, the power vacuum by ManOf renouncing his power was filled fast.
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Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas
I declare myself Lord of this Forum.
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Wait... you're not?
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Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay
Can we retcon me back to when everyone thought I was a lesbian?
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@Quasadu
"We must prepare for DOOM and hope for FREEM." - SirFrederick
The sad part is, we were probably one of the last places on the Internet that regularly watched and talked about Heroes. Now it is no more and in a few eons, people will back and think no one enjoyed the last 2 or so seasons of Sylar and company.
"Ben is short for Frank."
-Baffling Beer-Man, The Tenacious 3: The Movie
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No one did. I spit on the final seasons.
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Originally Posted by BafflingBeerMan
The sad part is, we were probably one of the last places on the Internet that regularly watched and talked about Heroes. Now it is no more and in a few eons, people will back and think no one enjoyed the last 2 or so seasons of Sylar and company.
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Well, I do know you've come a long way from the little **** you were when I first stumbled over you many years ago. And I'm aware of all the gender-ambiguity you've worked at. I just can't believe people fall for it. Especially since on the net, the first rule is to assume it's a guy until you get them naked on a webcam.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
Winston Churchill
Winston Churchill
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I bow to your opinion, oh might llama.
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Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay
No one did. I spit on the final seasons.
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"Ben is short for Frank."
-Baffling Beer-Man, The Tenacious 3: The Movie
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As Lord, LoT shall be my second in command, because Doctor Who is teh pwn.
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i missed that part,prior to seeing pics of you, i always thought you were more of a girly-girl...in a positive way, of course |
Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay
It's why the old Marcian actually obfuscated his gender. He made a post stating some sexist undertones in a certain product, and multiple people started decrying him as "just some angry butchy lesbian" (and variations on that). It was amazing.
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Especially since on the net, the first rule is to assume it's a guy until you get them naked on a webcam.
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When you declare power and you don't have any shielding given by him, one should still be weary of the Mayor of these forums and the King of Tackleocrisity
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Well, to be fair, if the guy can get me a acceptably looking friend of his nude on webcam in an effort to keep up their pretense of being female... I'll take what I can get.
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Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay
Sadly, I was still able to trick people that remembered this check...
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"If you're going through hell, keep going."
Winston Churchill
Winston Churchill
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I thought only camels spit.
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Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay
No one did. I spit on the final seasons.
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You're not super until you put on The Cape!
Attercap.Net
Question: the Mods have been down on necroing old threads, but now that most old threads are gone if I post in what remains, will it too be locked?
"Ben is short for Frank."
-Baffling Beer-Man, The Tenacious 3: The Movie
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It may be time for another election!
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Originally Posted by Mr. DJ
When you declare power and you don't have any shielding given by him, one should still be weary of the Mayor of these forums and the King of Tackleocrisity
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"Ben is short for Frank."
-Baffling Beer-Man, The Tenacious 3: The Movie
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Let it begin