Retcon Anyone?


Arnabas

 

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Originally Posted by Manofmanychars View Post
Oh.

Oh my.

You're more delusional (and doomed) than I thought.

Just as I am the cultural and (closest thing to a) spiritual leader here, ShoNuff holds the temporal power. You, on the other hand, are in lord of nothing.
You see, your retcon power was retconned out of existence, therefore you have no retcon power. ShoNuff can have the temporal power, he has a cool signature.

Also, unlike some other lords, I have the word "Lord" in my name.


 

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*gets popcorn*


 

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There does not seem to be an appearance from his ShoNuffliness.

*waits for the return of the Mayor*


 

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Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas View Post
You see, your retcon power was retconned out of existence, therefore you have no retcon power. ShoNuff can have the temporal power, he has a cool signature.

Also, unlike some other lords, I have the word "Lord" in my name.
Except I pulled a Superboy Prime from the void into which the old boards were cast. I brought my forumnipotence with me.

For example, you lose. That is all. Your title is as meaningless as your opposition.

As I say it, so it is.

I am the Minister of Awesome. You are nothing.


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Originally Posted by Manofmanychars View Post
Except I pulled a Superboy Prime from the void into which the old boards were cast. I brought my forumnipotence with me.

For example, you lose. That is all. Your title is as meaningless as your opposition.

As I say it, so it is.

I am the Minister of Awesome. You are nothing.
Boss? You really want to refer to your forum impotence? I thought the doctor was dealing with that.


 

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Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay View Post
Boss? You really want to refer to your forum impotence? I thought the doctor was dealing with that.
Forumnipotence-noun-Omnipotence on a forum. You dunce.

Also:

*sammich cannon*

Eat that!

Literally, I guess!


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Originally Posted by Manofmanychars View Post
Except I pulled a Superboy Prime from the void into which the old boards were cast. I brought my forumnipotence with me.

For example, you lose. That is all. Your title is as meaningless as your opposition.

As I say it, so it is.

I am the Minister of Awesome. You are nothing.
Except pulling a Superboy Prime is lame. Thus.


 

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-The ridiculously expensive Tackletron decends from the ceiling-
-crowd falls silent as it flickers to live revealing a for a moment the happier times of the CaH/VC, when geeky conversations were encouraged-
-a clock appears in the lower right corner of the screen showing the date and time of 00:01 8/9/2010 and then the world goes white in a flash, the towers of conversations flash fried and reduced to ash in an instant-
-the scene turns to a baren wasteland as the sprouts of new conversations form...-

-the sky darkens and a peal of thunder is heard-

*A disembodied voice is heard over the suddenly rushing wind*
WHO'S THE BADDEST!?

*a chorus of disembodied voices answer*
SHONUFF!!

WHO'S THE MEANEST?! the voice replies.

*animals scamper into the under brush*

SHONUFF!! the voices roar in answer as the scene darkens and then a purple flame begins to flicker and illuminate the landscape

WHO IS THE LOW DOWN, CHOCOLATE BROWN, BADDEST TACKLIN MUTHA ***** IN THIS TOWN?!?!

SHONUFF!!

WHO'S THE MASTA?!?
SHONUFF!!!
WHO'S THE MASTA!?!?
SHONUFF!!!

-as the echo fades the light flickers on revealing the dreaded loard of the tackleocracy in a three point stance just out of the line of site for a number of the potentia usurpers to his throne-

-In a flurry of fists and feet he strikes down the pretenders who dreamt foolhardilly of being contenders sending all who dared dream of sitting in his chair and drinking from Ye Olde Glass o' Crunk in celibration of ascension, till only only Lord Arkasas stood left amongst the fallen and askewed bodies.

-Before Lord Arkasas could beat a hasty retreat, the feared Pain Train vanishes from sight only to appear again just out of Lord Arkasas's field of vision-

BLINDSIDE TACKLE!!!

-as Lord Arkasas gets sent flying to create one of the largest impact craters these forums haven't seen since that one time when Laser Judas's took the Pain Train's plate of ribs, ShoNuff does his patented ninja stance no look microphone catch-

WHEN YOU TRY TO TAKE THE THRONE, ITS YOUR PUNK A** I'LL OWN UP IN THIS

*holds mic in the crowd*

HUMPTY BUMPTY!!!!!

WOO WOOO!!!

drops the mic.

-vanishes predator style-


 

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I love you, Sho.


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Originally Posted by shonuff View Post
-the ridiculously expensive tackletron decends from the ceiling-
-crowd falls silent as it flickers to live revealing a for a moment the happier times of the cah/vc, when geeky conversations were encouraged-
-a clock appears in the lower right corner of the screen showing the date and time of 00:01 8/9/2010 and then the world goes white in a flash, the towers of conversations flash fried and reduced to ash in an instant-
-the scene turns to a baren wasteland as the sprouts of new conversations form...-

-the sky darkens and a peal of thunder is heard-

*a disembodied voice is heard over the suddenly rushing wind*
who's the baddest!?

*a chorus of disembodied voices answer*
shonuff!!

Who's the meanest?! The voice replies.

*animals scamper into the under brush*

shonuff!! The voices roar in answer as the scene darkens and then a purple flame begins to flicker and illuminate the landscape

who is the low down, chocolate brown, baddest tacklin mutha ***** in this town?!?!

Shonuff!!

Who's the masta?!?
Shonuff!!!
Who's the masta!?!?
Shonuff!!!

-as the echo fades the light flickers on revealing the dreaded loard of the tackleocracy in a three point stance just out of the line of site for a number of the potentia usurpers to his throne-

-in a flurry of fists and feet he strikes down the pretenders who dreamt foolhardilly of being contenders sending all who dared dream of sitting in his chair and drinking from ye olde glass o' crunk in celibration of ascension, till only only lord arkasas stood left amongst the fallen and askewed bodies.

-before lord arkasas could beat a hasty retreat, the feared pain train vanishes from sight only to appear again just out of lord arkasas's field of vision-

blindside tackle!!!

-as lord arkasas gets sent flying to create one of the largest impact craters these forums haven't seen since that one time when laser judas's took the pain train's plate of ribs, shonuff does his patented ninja stance no look microphone catch-

when you try to take the throne, its your punk a** i'll own up in this

*holds mic in the crowd*

humpty bumpty!!!!!

Woo wooo!!!

Drops the mic.

-vanishes predator style-
all hail shonuff, master of the forums!


 

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Originally Posted by ShoNuff View Post
-The ridiculously expensive Tackletron decends from the ceiling-
-crowd falls silent as it flickers to live revealing a for a moment the happier times of the CaH/VC, when geeky conversations were encouraged-
-a clock appears in the lower right corner of the screen showing the date and time of 00:01 8/9/2010 and then the world goes white in a flash, the towers of conversations flash fried and reduced to ash in an instant-
-the scene turns to a baren wasteland as the sprouts of new conversations form...-

-the sky darkens and a peal of thunder is heard-

*A disembodied voice is heard over the suddenly rushing wind*
WHO'S THE BADDEST!?

*a chorus of disembodied voices answer*
SHONUFF!!

WHO'S THE MEANEST?! the voice replies.

*animals scamper into the under brush*

SHONUFF!! the voices roar in answer as the scene darkens and then a purple flame begins to flicker and illuminate the landscape

WHO IS THE LOW DOWN, CHOCOLATE BROWN, BADDEST TACKLIN MUTHA ***** IN THIS TOWN?!?!

SHONUFF!!

WHO'S THE MASTA?!?
SHONUFF!!!
WHO'S THE MASTA!?!?
SHONUFF!!!

-as the echo fades the light flickers on revealing the dreaded loard of the tackleocracy in a three point stance just out of the line of site for a number of the potentia usurpers to his throne-

-In a flurry of fists and feet he strikes down the pretenders who dreamt foolhardilly of being contenders sending all who dared dream of sitting in his chair and drinking from Ye Olde Glass o' Crunk in celibration of ascension, till only only Lord Arkasas stood left amongst the fallen and askewed bodies.

-Before Lord Arkasas could beat a hasty retreat, the feared Pain Train vanishes from sight only to appear again just out of Lord Arkasas's field of vision-

BLINDSIDE TACKLE!!!

-as Lord Arkasas gets sent flying to create one of the largest impact craters these forums haven't seen since that one time when Laser Judas's took the Pain Train's plate of ribs, ShoNuff does his patented ninja stance no look microphone catch-

WHEN YOU TRY TO TAKE THE THRONE, ITS YOUR PUNK A** I'LL OWN UP IN THIS

*holds mic in the crowd*

HUMPTY BUMPTY!!!!!

WOO WOOO!!!

drops the mic.

-vanishes predator style-
Hail to the king, baby.


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Originally Posted by Manofmanychars View Post
Hail to the king, baby.
I answer to nobody, except ShoNuff. ShoNuff is my lord and my master. He is the fount of all Cuture.


 

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Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas View Post
I answer to nobody, except ShoNuff. ShoNuff is my lord and my master. He is the fount of all Cuture.
No, I'm the fount of all culture, ShoNuff is the Master of Tacklemonies. He holds authority over the boards, I hold authority over what is said.

I say what is and isn't awesome, and I am never wrong. Because what I say is incontrovertible fact.

So once again, I declare that you lose. And so you have lost.


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So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

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Originally Posted by Manofmanychars View Post
No, I'm the fount of all culture, ShoNuff is the Master of Tacklemonies. He holds authority over the boards, I hold authority over what is said.

I say what is and isn't awesome, and I am never wrong. Because what I say is incontrovertible fact.

So once again, I declare that you lose. And so you have lost.
I do not accept your authority. I accept that of ShoNuff, though.


 

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Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas View Post
I do not accept your authority.
Let me put this as simply as possible:

TOO BAD.

My authority applies whether you accept it or not.


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I think I throw my support behind the ShoNuff/Man of many chars/LoT/Marcian Tobay Coalition*









*as long I can thave the Status of Official Travel coordinator


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I think I throw my support behind the ShoNuff/Man of many chars/LoT/Marcian Tobay Coalition*









*as long I can thave the Status of Official Travel coordinator
And thanks to the magic of the Spoils System, you can!

Thanks, spoils system!


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By Gygax, Arneson, and Haruhi, I will overthrow the Ministry of Awesome...

But first I'm taking a nap. See you in a few units of time.


 

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Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas View Post
By Gygax, Arneson, and Haruhi, I will overthrow the Ministry of Awesome...

But first I'm taking a nap. See you in a few units of time.
Heh. Fool. All those that are Awesome are part of the Ministry. You just listed three of those you now oppose.


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Originally Posted by Manofmanychars View Post
Let me put this as simply as possible:

TOO BAD.

My authority applies whether you accept it or not.
How very Praetorian


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Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
How vry Praetorian
Totalitarianism isn't exclusive to Praetoria.


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Totalitarianism isn't exclusive to Praetoria.
No, but they've made it into an artform there


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No, but they've made it into an artform there
Then I guess I'm the equivalent of Michaelangelo for them.


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