Retcon Anyone?


Arnabas

 

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Loincloths are comfy.
True. But still, I'm not gonna be bossed around by any damn dirty apes! I hate every chimp I see, from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z!!!


Positron: "There are no bugs [in City of Heroes], just varying degrees of features."

 

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This no longer makes sense.

As your Lord, I approve.


 

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Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas View Post
This no longer makes sense.

As your Lord, I approve.
My work is complete.


Positron: "There are no bugs [in City of Heroes], just varying degrees of features."

 

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I will now be played by Shia Lebeouf, but only much more gritty fashion to redefine Shia as a more serious acteur and because audiences like that.
So, stubble and leather jacket, then?


Positron: "There are no bugs [in City of Heroes], just varying degrees of features."

 

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I will now be played by Shia Lebeouf, but only much more gritty fashion to redefine Shia as a more serious acteur and because audiences like that.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...

Actually, yes. I can see you played by Shia. The llama likes this retcon.

(Found some 'L's "off a truck". Don't tell the rulers...)


 

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With those L's you are going to turn the rulers into ruers!


"Ben is short for Frank."
-Baffling Beer-Man, The Tenacious 3: The Movie

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With those L's you are going to turn the rulers into ruers!
There'll be L to pay?


@Golden Girl

City of Heroes comics and artwork

 

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PEOPLE OF THIS FORUM!

Your Lord says you can use the letter L again, cause that was getting old.


 

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PEOPLE OF THIS FORUM!

Your Lord says you can use the letter L again, cause that was getting old.
Behold. His Lordship possesses the power of Hindsight. Useful, if limited.

On that note, you're also allowed to use the letter N. Was just gonna point that out with regard to your name. I read it as 'Arkansas' anyway due to the way we process words (but I've gone into that in the '5nal Destination' thread back when'.


"If you're going through hell, keep going."
Winston Churchill

 

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Behold. His Lordship possesses the power of Hindsight. Useful, if limited.

On that note, you're also allowed to use the letter N. Was just gonna point that out with regard to your name. I read it as 'Arkansas' anyway due to the way we process words (but I've gone into that in the '5nal Destination' thread back when'.
I hate Arkansas.


 

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Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas View Post
I hate Arkansas.
Why?

It's Kansas for everyone! Everyone owns it!


"Ben is short for Frank."
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Why?

It's Kansas for everyone! Everyone owns it!
Kansas is ok, but not Arkansas. Too many people think I'm from Arkansas.


 

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Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas View Post
Kansas is ok, but not Arkansas. Too many people think I'm from Arkansas.
Did you marry your sister at a shotgun wedding because she was pregnant? Or do you raise chickens?


 

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Did you marry your sister at a shotgun wedding because she was pregnant? Or do you raise chickens?
Neither.


 

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Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas View Post
Kansas is ok, but not Arkansas. Too many people think I'm from Arkansas.
Kinda hard to dispel that notion when you are claiming to be Lord of a land that is eerily similar to it.


"Ben is short for Frank."
-Baffling Beer-Man, The Tenacious 3: The Movie

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Read my location: Not living in Arkansas.

Wait, this resembles Arkansas? Odd.


 

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Read my location: Not living in Arkansas.

Wait, this resembles Arkansas? Odd.
That's the fine print! No one reads the fine print! That's how I collect souls.


"Ben is short for Frank."
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I collect souls by buying them on the soul market for kittens.


 

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I collect souls by buying them on the soul market for kittens.
*reality punch*

Yeah, hi.

Marcian tells me you tried to usurp my position.*

Just because I revoked my endorsement does not mean I have reliquished my title. However, new evidence has come to light absolving the forums themselves from wrongdoing and proving the mods deserving of my cooperation (it's no use needling them, they're not to blame, much as I'd love to direct my fury at someone tangible, I'm left forced to hate the meddling executives from a distance). So I retconned myself back (I have unlimited retcon power, though the thread in which I mentioned it is long gone).

Anyway, there you go. Now get lost, pretender to the throne of Awesome.

Also, love the new yous, gang. Of course, I doubt Sho will be too pleased if you try to take his title away. I, naturally, fully support the Tackleocracy. And my office will remain at Paragon Unleashed for the time being.

*Note to the mods: I'm not discussing anything with that link, it's just the most effective way to illustrate my point. Please PM me if you absolutely need the link altered. Thank you.


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With those L's you are going to turn the rulers into ruers!
They will rue the day!


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The Secret World - Arcadia - Shinzo
Rift - Faeblight - Bloodspeaker
LotRO - Gladden - Aranelion
STO - Holodeck - @Captain_Thiraas

Obviously, I don't care about NCSoft's forum rules, now.

 

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Oh, one other thing, "Lord" Arkasas.

I noticed the exact title you claim. I'm not the only one you have acted against, so, in the interest of friendship, I have alerted Mayor ShoNuff.

Better find something to hide behind.

Not that it would help.


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Originally Posted by Manofmanychars View Post
Oh, one other thing, "Lord" Arkasas.

I noticed the exact title you claim. I'm not the only one you have acted against, so, in the interest of friendship, I have alerted Mayor ShoNuff.

Better find something to hide behind.

Not that it would help.
Meh.

*Lord of this Forum*

Mayor ShoNuff, should you ask?


 

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Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas View Post
Meh.

*Lord of this Forum*

Mayor ShoNuff, should you ask?
Oh.

Oh my.

You're more delusional (and doomed) than I thought.

Just as I am the cultural and (closest thing to a) spiritual leader here, ShoNuff holds the temporal power. You, on the other hand, are lord of nothing.


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