Generic Rant


2short2care

 

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Originally Posted by Impish Kat View Post
tl;dr
Angry, drunken post in functionally illiterate English that gets every fact wrong and accuses all other posters who disagree of being stupid.

Boast about how being big and tough enough to beat up smart people means poster is smarter than them.


Dr. Todt's theme.
i make stuff...

 

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Originally Posted by NarfMann View Post
Serious inquiry that WILL be ignored.
Random word placed as a correction to quote in the intention of making fun, usually failing to be fun but adding to the poster numbers. Unecessary remark.

Amuzement of how long thead have gone.

Edit for posting before it was completely finished, apologyzing for editing.


"Looks can be deceiving" - Statesman (in Memoriam)

 

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Quote post for another thread without acknowledge who posted it or where.

"Make a post that sounds like I might have some sort of inside info when I don't, and add to the end to confuse the matter more"

Another post even if the poster knows how to edit just to add to post count.

Abuse of the same/similar words with the excuse that the poster is not an English native speaker.

(Actually I was quoting Goliath Bird Eater in an actual "generic random rant" in General Discussions, it just sounded like something that should be here)

Edit for poor gramar, also with the excuse of English not being main language.


"Looks can be deceiving" - Statesman (in Memoriam)

 

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Making hugely incorrect assumption based on combining, misquoting and attributing said "quote" to wrong Dev!

Making several statements based on that incorrect assumption!

Closing statement about how it will never happen in the game as "The Dev" said it was impossible to do it with the game as it stood!!!!

Added advert for own AE arc.

Added statement that the Dev's hate Bases!


Throwing darts at the board to see if something sticks.....

Come show your resolve and fight my brute!
Tanks: Gauntlet, the streak breaker and you!
Quote:
Originally Posted by PapaSlade
Rangle's right....this is fun.

 

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Posting ineffectual opinion averring what has already been established to the Nth degree.

Obligatory GTTA reference.

Offer of apology of possible repitition on the basis of sheer laziness.


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"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull

"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat

 

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Completely opinion-based statement which is backed by statistics and charts which somehow prove that an opinion is a fact and that anyone who disagrees is an idiot.


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Originally Posted by PRAF68_EU View Post
Dispari has more than enough credability, and certainly doesn't need to borrow any from you.

 

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Expression of amazement that the thread has gone on this long.

Insertion of a perspective that is presented as new and different, yet was addressed back on page 7, making it obvious I haven't read the entire thread.


AE Arcs: #10482 N00b Rescue Duty, #164100 The Four Treasures of the Tuatha De Dannan

 

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Originally Posted by _Noogies_ View Post


I'd like to thank _Noogies_ for bringing nothing to the conversation.


Throwing darts at the board to see if something sticks.....

Come show your resolve and fight my brute!
Tanks: Gauntlet, the streak breaker and you!
Quote:
Originally Posted by PapaSlade
Rangle's right....this is fun.

 

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Random forum troll adding meaningless input to an otherwise dead thread, suggestions and comments regarding OP suggesstions while ignoring huge gap in Original posts' Date. Concurrently summarzing entire thread and creating a improbable rebirth in interest that is devoid of any technical knowledge regarding game developing and or production.


 

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Generic Rant.

Quote:
Taken Entirely Out of Context
Generic rant completely unrelated to the above quote.

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From a Developer, Taken Entirely Out of Context
Assertion that immediately preceding quote is validation and vindication of Generic Rant.

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From a Developer, circa 2005, Taken Entirely Out of Context
Further assertion that immediately preceding quote is verification of assertions made in Unrelated Generic Rant.

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Random Unrelated Troll
Railing against Unrelated Troll as further validation of points made in Generic Rant #1 which are specifically cited as stupid in Unrelated Generic Rant in same post.

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Random Poor Quality Screenshot
Assertion that screenshot is a demonstration and proof of all points in Unrelated Generic Rant, which has absolutely nothing to do with anything shown in the screenshot except perhaps the letter "u" and the number 4 shown in it.

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Unrelated Random Troll #2
Long list of references pointing to how Unrelated Random Troll #2 is clearly a bedwetter living in his/her mother's basement who has never seen sunlight and will never successfully copulate.

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Blatant self-promotion of various sequential art publications.
Insinuation that blatant self-promotion of various sequential art publications is a violation of the TOS and demand that moderators immediately crack down on TroyHickman as validated in Generic Rant, which had absolutely nothing to do with the Terms of Service, AUP, artwork or publication.

"YOUR MOTHER"


 

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Random pithy comment from random newcomer who found thread from a link... and will never read again.


I am the 99%. Occupy the World.
Minister of Infinity's Secret Police, Official Mooch of dUmb and League, Official Purveyor of Free Straws, the Most Interesting Man in the World.
http://www.change.org/petitions/ncso...city-of-heroes

 

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Originally Posted by Errant View Post
Random pithy comment from random newcomer who found thread from a link... and will never read again.
Statement of welcome to the newcomer. Derisive and condescending comment about newcomer and their lack of comprehension of the topic. Use of paternal and saccharine tone to ensure newcomer understands how unintelligent they are. Smiley and winky emoticons to indicate friendliness.


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Originally Posted by eltonio View Post
This is over the top mental slavery.

 

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Scolds for being mean to newcomer in a condescending manner. Lectures about making our new people feel welcome and not intimidating them with pack mentality.


 

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Originally Posted by BackAlleyBrawler View Post
Short clarification that statement being attributed to self was never actually said by self but instead inferred from another unrelated statement made by another redname.

Snarky comment.
Extrapolation about some potentially desirable feature being hinted at in red name post
Declaration that said feature will ultimately ruin the game
Threat of account cancellation


 

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Originally Posted by Korith View Post
Extrapolation about some potentially desirable feature being hinted at in red name post
Declaration that said feature will ultimately ruin the game
Threat of account cancellation
Threadjack cross-post question about video settings as relation to game performance. Random bits about life, sanitary habits of player's pet hamster, hijack this log, with a transitional reference to how OP's problem with This Game messing may be a result of e-mail no longer functioning while on wireless.

Quote from dead comedian.


Google me at: 0118 999 881 999 119 7253

 

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Angry Going Rogue rant! Burning desire for all pre-order pieces now! Disappointment at revealed content! Express dismay at lack of powerset proliferation! Some complaint about war walls! Complaint about collectors box!

Statement that GR isn't worth it's expressed price.

Individual assertion that it isn't worth my money! Bored with game comment!


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@Portland Underground

 

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Originally Posted by Angryellow View Post
Annoyed that Gibson's response was so damn long.
Response that brevity does not equal context.

Reply with further evidence that Bruce Campbell is the avatar of Cthulu. Offers to all posters to join The Chin or be sanity deprived when Bruce accepts his true position as the Prophet of the Great Old Ones.


 

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Originally Posted by GibsonMcCoy View Post
Response that brevity does not equal context.

Reply with further evidence that Bruce Campbell is the avatar of Cthulu. Offers to all posters to join The Chin or be sanity deprived when Bruce accepts his true position as the Prophet of the Great Old Ones.
"Random gibberish Lovecraft quote"

*accidently summons Thing That Should Not Be*

*Loses 1d100 San and is carted off gibbering "The eyelashes. The hideous eyelashes"*


 

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Originally Posted by Korith View Post
Extrapolation about some potentially desirable feature being hinted at in red name post
Declaration that said feature will ultimately ruin the game
Threat of account cancellation
Mandatory request for potentially exiting player's stuff

Disdainful remark about one of the red names

Obsequious praise for the hinting red name

Condescending analysis of poster's inability to comprehend the magnificence of the potentially desirable feature

Over the top praise suggesting potentially desirable feature being just short of a cure for world hunger

Stunningly pompous statement of CoH Bonafides, especially as compared to the poster

Relief that game will be rid of poster and encouragement to make good on his threat to cancel account


"How do you know you are on the side of good?" a Paragon citizen asked him. "How can we even know what is 'good'?"

"The Most High has spoken, even with His own blood," Melancton replied. "Surely we know."

 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by GibsonMcCoy View Post
Response that brevity does not equal context.

Reply with further evidence that Bruce Campbell is the avatar of Cthulu. Offers to all posters to join The Chin or be sanity deprived when Bruce accepts his true position as the Prophet of the Great Old Ones.

*Joins The Chin*


Quote:
Don�t say things.
What you are stands over you the while, and thunders so that I cannot hear what you say to the contrary. - R.W. Emerson
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Makes statement that Animated Hair is coming in the next issue based on foolishly taking one of BaB's jokes as a serious comment.

Takes a swing at "The Chin".


Throwing darts at the board to see if something sticks.....

Come show your resolve and fight my brute!
Tanks: Gauntlet, the streak breaker and you!
Quote:
Originally Posted by PapaSlade
Rangle's right....this is fun.

 

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Vain attempt to re-clarify what original topic of thread was after several days spent away, obviously too lazy to go back and read for oneself. Abuse of caps lock optional.

Thoughtfully 'appropriate' Demodivational.com picture link fall-back (Possibly containing kittens, puppies and/or cosplay).


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"I might not be 'l33t', but that doesn't change that you're still a noob..."