Best movie line... ever.
for me:
"These aren't the droids you're looking for."
and it's always fun to substitute "droids" with whatever fits the situation.
ie... These are not the Oreo's you're looking for. Move along
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Thirds post, and already I'm gonna cheat by posting two because I just can't pick one over the other.
Both are from Secondhand Lions that I watched with the kids a few weeks ago. I'd probably pick differently if another movie was still in my head, but there it is.
" I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, KILLED MANY MEN and loved only one woman with a passion a FLEA like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. NOW, GO HOME, BOY! " |
" Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most. That people are basically good; that honor, courage and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and I want you to remember this, that love...true love never dies. You remember that boy, you remember that. Doesn't matter if it's true or not. You see a person should believe in those things because those are the things worth believing in. " |
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"Please disperse; nothing to see here."
Not a movie quote but something that makes me giggle:
"Please panic in a calm and orderly fashion."
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"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
The Princess Bride
"Goodbye, Jean-Luc. I'm gonna miss you... you had such potential. But then again, all good things must come to an end..." -- Q
Secondhand Lions was a really good movie.
Not a very popular movie, but Benedict from The Last Action Hero was an incredible villain. A real backstabbing mastermind. When he left one chamber of his gun empty to draw Arnold's character out, that was just awesome. At the end of a monologue outlining his plan, he looked into the camera and said this line.
Originally Posted by Benedict
If God was a villain, he would have been me.
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"I'd buy that for a dollar!" - robocop
I think even though it's been like 15 years or so since I've seen Robocop (the first one) I can still quote a lot of it. It was probably the most quotable movie I bothered to quote from, actually. I mean, I love other films and Robocop is *not* my favorite movie ever, but it's certainly got a ton of quotables.
"Pretty simple math, huh Bob?"
"Stay out of ... trubble."
"They'll fix you. They fix everything."
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hrmmmm - a lot of good lines are already posted here . . .
Secondhand Lions is a great movie (and if you listen to the director's commentary - you can play a drinking game w/ the # of times he mentions Austin )
(slightly pharaphrased as I can never get it correct from memory) from The Philidelphia Story: "I'm standing here solidly on my own two hands going crazy." {my best (and oft used) movie line }
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GL & be safe in game & real life!
*hug*
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Revolver
Avi (Andre Benjamin): "The greatest trick he (Sam Gold/The Devil) ever pulled? Making you think that he's you."
Dead Man
Nobody: "This vision of Heaven that thou now sees... Is my vision's greatest enemy."
Casino
Sam Rothstein: "...Open the door with his head."
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
Sneakers
"Don't kid yourself. It's not that organized." (Regarding organized crime)
If somebody you're arguing with goes off the deep end, don't follow.
Darwin Mayflower: "I'll kill your friends, your family, and the b**** you took to the prom!"
Hudson Hawk: "Betty Jo Biajowski? I can get you an address on that."
~Hudson Hawk
So many good ones from Serenity but I'm going to go with
"Do you what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed." -Zoe
Just for the quirkiness of it; from the Blues Brothers.
"Who wants an Orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip??? Three Orange whips."
And only because no one can dead pan like Christopher Walken. From Joe Dirt.
[talking to fire extinguisher] "You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that!"
Tech Support Rule #1 - They will lie to you. Usually intentionally.
Eh-hem, Gentlmen
Ace Ventura
"(while opening and closing a sliding door)AAAAAHHHHHHH. . . . . . .AAAAAAAAHHHHHH. . . . . . .AAAAAHHHHH"
I have a bunch of favourite lines...
Ghostbusters:
Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"! Where do these stairs go? They go up! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria! |
I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "... I drank what?" If you think that by threatening me you can get me to do what you want... Well, that's where you're right. But - and I am only saying that because I care - there's a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing. |
Hey, where the white women at? |
Thirds post, and already I'm gonna cheat by posting two because I just can't pick one over the other.
Both are from Secondhand Lions that I watched with the kids a few weeks ago. I'd probably pick differently if another movie was still in my head, but there it is. |
Just one? I'm not sure "there can be only one".
Inigo Montoya's line certainly feels like top ten stuff. That whole movie is chock full of good lines.
I also like:
Bond: You expect me to talk Goldfinger?
Goldfinger: No Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.
From Army of Darkness:
Good, Bad, I'm the one with the gun.
First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.
Give me some sugar baby.
We don' need no stinkin' signatures!
Dawn of the Dead -Is everyone there dead? -Well... dead-ish |
Bon Cop, Bad Cop (talking about a dead body laying on the border between Quebec and Ontario) -Look, he's abviously french, his heart is in Quebec! -Ouin, pis ya l'Ontario dans l'cul... |
And I know this one is from a game, but I just love it
Left 4 Dead 2 Keel all sonsabitchs, that's mah offishal statement! |
"You wear a mask to hide who you are, I wear a mask to show who I am"
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The Second Hand Lions quotes are outstanding. Lots of good ones already but here's a one we find ourselves quoting often from Aliens which is just full of good quotes:
Newt: They mostly come out at night... mostly
We like to add "mostly" to anything someone says is always or mostly true, of course we say it the same way Newt said it in the movie.
Runners up:
Down Periscope: Admiral's son (can't remember character's name): Dress rehersal for hell boys!
Aliens had a similar line from Hudson but I've reached my limit.
Oh!
Now I know what movie to watch this weekend.
Perhaps make it a double feature and toss in Top Secret!
Thanks River.
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From UP:
"Insert any movie line here, SQUIRRELL!!!" "I hate squirrels."
Hate or love it...it's a great one.....From Terminator:
"I'll be back."
Zek I'm the same on you from Robocop's "I'll buy that for a dollar!" I remembered that line from the very first time I saw that movie and heard it...way back in what 1987? Wow...22.5 years ago. Since you took that one then....
From Goonies:
"Roockyy Roooad..."
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"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
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^this, a 1000 times this.
Make a man a fire and keep him warm for the day, SET a man on fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life.
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For me:
"Trust me," Indiana Jones.
What's your "best movie line" ever?