Oooh ooh, another of my faves:
5th Element
Robber: GIMME THE CAAA--ssshhhhhhsshhshshshshs!!!
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Corben Dallas: Nice hat.
Robber: Y'like it?
Robber: *does a dance*
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Originally Posted by Zekiran_Immortal
Oooh ooh, another of my faves:
5th Element Robber: GIMME THE CAAA--ssshhhhhhsshhshshshshs!!! ... Corben Dallas: Nice hat. Robber: Y'like it? Robber: *does a dance* |
Heh.
The whole "Fear, Disorder and Chaos" speech by Zorg was pretty hillarious too.
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Hehe and perhaps the only good line from the Lost in Space movie, "I would know, I'm a monster." *because Zorg is also Dr Smith... 
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I didn't read the whole thread yet so I don't know if anyone beat me to it but the all time best movie lines EVER!!...
Elwood Blues: It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake Blues: Hit it!!
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If I wasn't such a huge Blues Brothers fan I would have to agree with you.
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Originally Posted by Ultimo_
"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or five? Well, to tell the truth, in all the excitement, I kind of lost track myself. Now, seeing as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you gotta ask yourself one question. 'Do I feel lucky?'
Well do ya? PUNK?" ~Harry Callahan Runner up: "Go ahead, make my day..." |
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Originally Posted by bamaWolfie
Two from Tombstone:
Wyatt Earp: You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me? Wyatt Earp: You tell 'em I'm coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear? And from Blue's Brothers: Jake: [fakes accent] How much for the little girl? How much for the women? Father: What? Jake: Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children. |
Not my favourite but I was thinking about it today:
Spinal Tap: ¨These Go Up To eleven¨
--Captain Myotis
Watch this!
Iz eat all ur cookies!
Oddball: "Always with the negative waves Moriarty, always with the negative waves" ~Kelly's Heroes
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Another great Blues Brothers line but not as good as 106 miles.
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Sorry, it's a cool line, but the "We're on a mission from G'yad (God)" still wins.
Along with the joke about 1060 West Addison. This movie is the only reason anyone in their right mind would actually be caught dead up in that part of Chicago.
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We've actually done that in public. Especially with friends.... who have a daughter.
Jack Sparrow: As long as you're just hanging around, pay attention. The only rules that matter are these: What a man can do, and what a man can't do. Take me, for example. I can let you drown, but i can't sail this ship to Tortuga all by my onesy-savvy. So, Will turner, can you sail under the command of a pirate? Or can you not?
Will Turner: Tortuga?
Jack Sparrow: Tortuga. <smiles>
I don't know why i love that quote so much, it's not even during an exciting scene, lol. Especially since the two sequels were 'meh' at best. I guess the all-powerful Disney machine started, farted, and fell on those.
Just heard on the Radio: Remember, whenever someone says: "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart." they're really saying: "I'm not real smart, I'm imaginary smart."
The Abrams is one of the most effective war machines on the planet. - R. Lee Ermy.
Q: How do you wreck an Abrams?
A: You crash into another one.
The word Radio reminded me of this one from the Brave Little Toaster.
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... Then you tried to get me! Tried to get me to turn my back. Well it's your turn, sweetheart. Now you're taking the fall.
There was a shot! *Smacks his antenna against the ground, making a gunshot noise.* A poof of smoke! We ran like the dickens! And that's how we got here. |
Yosemite Same: "Mah biscuits ah burnin'! Fire in the hatch! Great horny toads, that smarts!" (As he hops around with his but on fire.)
~Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Falling Down
William "D-FENS" Foster: *yelling at a racist* "I was merely DISAGREEING WITH YOU! Here in America, we have the Freedom of Speech! The RIGHT to Disagree!"
From earlier in the movie:
D-FENS: "We're rolling back prices to nineteen sixty-five!"
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Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
Trailer Park Boys: The Movie
Ricky: Do you want to take it to F***town Lahey? Cause that's where this is headed: Downtown F***town!
Parts of this was filmed down the street from my house
Now I have to watch my favorite movie (Patch Adams) to remember exactly how Patch's speech during the board of review went. That was my favorite scene from that movie, especially when the guy who was the head of the review board says "...and Dean Walcott, in the future, it would be better if you yourself would practice a little *checks paper* 'excessive happiness'."
Although, now that I think about it, my favorite line is actually from a different scene.
***Spoiler Alert***
Patch is ready to pack his bags and leave medical school because Carin got killed by one of the people at the Gesundheit Institute (his rennovated-old-house-now-free-hospital, which was actually not as grand as it sounds). Patch's school roommate, Mitch, watches him clear out his locker and stands in front of him, blocking his way, and tells him that he can't leave. Patch speculates that Mitch just wants to prove that he's better than Patch, and says what he thinks Mitch wants to hear and asks if he can leave now.
The following line is Mitch's: "You know Ms. Walker in 305? She doesn't eat. Now, I've studied, I've done procedures, and I guarantee that I could out-diagnose any attending in this hospital. I know everything there is to know about medicine. But I can't make her eat. You have a gift. You have a way with people. And if you leave I can't learn this way."
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Thirds post, and already I'm gonna cheat by posting two because I just can't pick one over the other.
Both are from Secondhand Lions that I watched with the kids a few weeks ago. I'd probably pick differently if another movie was still in my head, but there it is. |
one of my favorite movies.
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Gawd, so many to choose from...
I will humbly submit this one, more of a scene than a single quote, from The 13th Warrior, as our heroes stand facing the oncoming horde for one last final stand, they begin to chant:
Buliwyf: 'Lo, there do I see my father. 'Lo, there do I see...
Herger the Joyous: My mother, and my sisters, and my brothers.
Buliwyf: 'Lo, there do I see...
Herger the Joyous: The line of my people...
Edgtho the Silent: Back to the beginning.
Weath the Musician: 'Lo, they do call to me.
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: They bid me take my place among them.
Buliwyf: In the halls of Valhalla...
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: Where the brave...
Herger the Joyous: May live...
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: ...forever.
Damn if that doesn't fill me with the desire to raise a sword and roar a challenge. 
Buck Russell: "I don't think I want to know a six-year-old who isn't a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don't want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don't have a college degree. I don't even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good. You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, and I'm coming looking for you!
Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam. "
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Originally Posted by Nestor
Gawd, so many to choose from...
I will humbly submit this one, more of a scene than a single quote, from The 13th Warrior, as our heroes stand facing the oncoming horde for one last final stand, they begin to chant: Buliwyf: 'Lo, there do I see my father. 'Lo, there do I see... Herger the Joyous: My mother, and my sisters, and my brothers. Buliwyf: 'Lo, there do I see... Herger the Joyous: The line of my people... Edgtho the Silent: Back to the beginning. Weath the Musician: 'Lo, they do call to me. Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: They bid me take my place among them. Buliwyf: In the halls of Valhalla... Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: Where the brave... Herger the Joyous: May live... Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: ...forever. Damn if that doesn't fill me with the desire to raise a sword and roar a challenge. |
As an aside, wouldn't the viking leader (I don't recall his name) have been a great Thor?
Turkish waiter: Your order sir?
Woody Wilkins: [indicates Natlia's drink] I'll have one of those.
Turkish waiter: One Istanbul Express.
Woody Wilkins: Yes. A double.
Turkish waiter: [suprised] A double? Nobody orders the double, sir!
Woody Wilkins: Okay. Make it a triple.
And if anyone knows what movie thats from (aside from Ish) I'll be impressed.
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Turkish waiter: Your order sir?
Woody Wilkins: [indicates Natlia's drink] I'll have one of those. Turkish waiter: One Istanbul Express. Woody Wilkins: Yes. A double. Turkish waiter: [suprised] A double? Nobody orders the double, sir! Woody Wilkins: Okay. Make it a triple. And if anyone knows what movie thats from (aside from Ish) I'll be impressed. |
One IMDB search later, the one thing that springs to my attention that I believe is JUST loony enough to be true: Condorman.
After checking the quotes, yes, that's the one.
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Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
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One IMDB search later, the one thing that springs to my attention that I believe is JUST loony enough to be true: Condorman.
After checking the quotes, yes, that's the one. |
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One of the few things I liked about "The Postman".
The entire trading of the "You're famous" scenes with Tom Petty.
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