From Chasing Amy:
Holden: So, uh, what do you wanna do tonight?
Banky Edwards: I dunno. Get a pizza, watch "Degrassi Jr. High".
Holden: You got a weird thing for Canadian melodrama.
Banky Edwards: I got a weird thing for girls who say, "Aboot."
From Dogma (Alan Rickman is so awesome!)
Metatron: Tell a person that you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody is a theology scholar.
(Mallrats)
Willam is staring frustrated at the *magic Eye* poster when everyone passes and gets the 3D image immediately, up comes a bunch of schoolkids on their way to meet the Easter Bunny.
Little Girl: [looking at a Magic Eye poster] Wow. It's a schooner.
Willam Black: Ha ha ha ha. You dumb b****d. It's not a schooner... it's a Sailboat.
Little Boy: A schooner IS a sailboat stupid head!
Willam Black: [becoming enraged] You know what? There is NO Easter Bunny! Over there, that's just a guy in a suit!
Art of War Co-Leader - Union *Global@Warscythe*
"The box said Windows Vista or better - so I installed Linux"
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Dog Soldiers
Sgt. Wells: "Where's Private Spoon?" Pvt. Cooper: *fishes in a pile of gore and pulls out a watch they recognize* "There is no Spoon." |
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Repurposed
K: "You need to ease up outta my face before somethin' bad happens to you." ~Men in Black
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Just for the quirkiness of it; from the Blues Brothers.
"Who wants an Orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip??? Three Orange whips." And only because no one can dead pan like Christopher Walken. From Joe Dirt. [talking to fire extinguisher] "You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that!" |
Did'ja get my cheese Wiz boy?
Blues Brothers
Also from Dog Soldiers...
*Private Spoon beats the Hell out of a werewolf with his bare hands and anything he can find in the kitchen. Just as he's about to deliver a coup de gras with a cast iron frying pan, another werewolf bats it out of his hand and pins him to the wall by his wrists. Private Spoon looks around the room, noticing a third wolf and the one he'd just beaten to a pulp closing in.
Private Spoon: *glaring at the one holding him to the wall* "I hope I give you diarrhea, you f***ing wimp!" *spits in the wolf's face*
Seriously, that movie rocked. Normally, people get slaughtered by werewolves/aliens/vampires/etc., even the soldiers. In this, the soldiers actually stood half a chance and they battled with everything they had.
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
Tommy:
[singing]
Fat guy in a little coat.
Fat guy in a little coat.
~Tommy Boy
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Originally Posted by Golden_Avariel
Newt: They mostly come out at night... mostly
We like to add "mostly" to anything someone says is always or mostly true, of course we say it the same way Newt said it in the movie. |
My personal favorite movie quote/scene:
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. [pause] Time to die." -- Roy Batty (Rutger Hauer), Bladerunner (as if you didn't already know that
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Originally Posted by Suspicious_Pkg
From Army of Darkness:
Good, Bad, I'm the one with the gun. First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow. Give me some sugar baby. |
"Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. THIS is my BOOMSTICK!"
and
Evil Sheila: "You found me beautiful once"
Ash: "Baby, you got reeeal ugly"
and
"Hail to the king, baby"
In fact, the whole movie.
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This is over the top mental slavery.
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Bluto: "Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! . . . And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough . . . the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go! . . . What the **** happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? 'Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble.' Well just kiss my *** from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer . . . LET'S DO IT!"
~Animal House
So, in the tradition of the holiday spirit, NCsoft has granted us free server transfers, and yet people are still crying DOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!1!1!1eleventy-eleven!!!1!1!!!1!!
So, I feel required to post one of my favourite movie quotes in honour of the conspiracy theorists.
Dean Proffitt: "You know what your problem is?, You are so god damn bored you have to invent things to b**** about. You don't have a single thing to do on this earth except for your hair, the closet was fine, you just needed something to fill up your useless, nail polishing, toe polishing, rich *****, sun tanning days."
The best one liner from the best one liner movie ever: Big Trouble in Little China
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
-Jack Burton
Had too add one more Jack Burton quote:
Like I told my last wife, I says, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes."
I love this one from,
Watchmen
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| Rorschach: I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains. |
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| Rorschach: This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no." |
"Aaasss.....yyyooouuu....wwiiissssshhhhhh..."
~Westley, The Princess Bride.
Princess Bride
"So I put down my sword, you put down your rock, and we try to kill eachother like civilized people?"
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"Your home is where your heart is, so your real homes in your chest!"
Braveheart
"Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his ar**!"
I read somewhere that the most popular quote from 2008 was:
"Don't tase me bro!"
here's one I'm surprised no one posted yet.
From They Live
George Nada: "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick a**...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
The darkness is feared for a reason.
Daniel (rapping):
I'm a Raptor,
Doin' what I can,
gonna eat everything 'til the appearance of man.
Yo yo baby I'm livin' below the soil,
I'll be back but I'm comin' as oil.
~Mrs. Doubtfire
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I read somewhere that the most popular quote from 2008 was:
"Don't tase me bro!" |
And I will say it again. If the bad man with the taser is actually at the point of using it on you, he is NOT your "bro".
Clicking on the linked image above will take you off the City of Heroes site. However, the guides will be linked back here.
"I'm Winston Zeddmore, Your Honor. I've only been with the company for a couple of weeks, but these things are real. Since I joined these men, I've seen **** that'll turn you white. "
Clicking on the linked image above will take you off the City of Heroes site. However, the guides will be linked back here.
Jim: "What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons"
~Blazing Saddles
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Originally Posted by Red Valkyrja
Jim: "What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons"
~Blazing Saddles |
I love this!
"Bye Boys.. Have fun stormin the castle" .. also from Princess Bride
"It's the small room at the front of the plane where the pilot sits.. and please don't call me Shirley"... Airplane
and this one the Dev have used with numerous NPCs in game...
"The amps go to 11".... Spinal Tap
�We�re always the good guys. In D&D, we�re lawful good. In City of Heroes we�re the heroes. In Grand Theft Auto we pay the prostitutes promptly and never hit them with a bat.� � Leonard
�Those women are prostitutes? You said they were raising money for stem cell research!� � Sheldon
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Originally Posted by Riverdancer
I think that may be the only quote from Blazing Saddles that's board-safe
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Here I stand, the goddess of desire
Set men on fire
I have this power.
Morning, noon, and night, it's dwink and dancing
Some quick womancing
And then a shower.
Stage door Johnnies constantly suwwound me
They always hound me, with one wequest.
Who can satisfy their lustful habits?
I'm not a wabbit.
I need some weeeehhhhhh...
[Takes a breath]
...eeeeehhhhsst.
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Originally Posted by M_I_Abrahms
Just heard on the Radio: Remember, whenever someone says: "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart." they're really saying: "I'm not real smart, I'm imaginary smart."
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Dog Soldiers
Sgt. Wells: "Where's Private Spoon?"
Pvt. Cooper: *fishes in a pile of gore and pulls out a watch they recognize* "There is no Spoon."
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.