Best movie line... ever.

The Good the Bad and the Ugly:

Tuco: When you have to shoot, shoot, don’t talk.

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From an oldie:
Gone with the Wind:

I won't think about it now, I'll think about it tomorrow - Scarlet O'Hara

Josey Wales: "Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy."

Gangs of New York

Bill Cutting: *about Priest Vallon* "He was the only man I killed worth remembering."

Shirley Kenyon: "Get down off the cross, honey. Somebody needs the wood."

~Straight Talk

Sheesh, no one mentioned this one from Pulp Fiction yet?

Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Or the classic:

Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch: It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch: It's Zed's.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

True story-saw this movie with my parents over Thanksgiving. They came to town to visit me when I was in college, and I didn't know what the hell to do with them. We figured we'd go see a movie, and this was the only thing playing at the particular time. Imagine sitting in a theater with your mother and father while watching the whole 'bring out the Gimp' scene. THAT was an interesting experience.

"Well, F_ _ _ Me Gently With A Chainsaw,Heather."

Maybe not the "best" movie line ever, but one of my favorites:

Will: (talking to a guy thru a pub's window) Do you like apples?
Clark: Yeah.
Will: (putting a piece of paper against the window) Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?

(from "Good Will Hunting")

Princess Laya: I love you....

Han: *sigh* I know....

classic....

Full Metal Jacket
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three ****ing seconds, to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull **** you.

"What the F*** is the Internet?!"

XD- Jay and Silent Bob strike back, last post reminded me...

Henry Silva: "Is this the way it happened? Was Jack the Ripper in fact a sixty-foot sea serpent from Scotland? Did I take this job to make a quick buck? We may never know the answers to these questions."


- Amazon Women on the Moon

Throwing in one or two lines from favorite films.

MY FAVORITE YEAR:
Swann (Peter O'Toole); I'm not an actor, I'm a Movie Star!

MYSTERY MEN:
Shoveler (William H. Macy);

You just have to see it to do it justice. Link is here.

Ok forgive the bits at the end. not sure what the OP had in mind there.

One of my Favorites

Here's my mothaf****' farm!
[pulls out guns and starts firing and whooping]
I'm a lead farmer, motha****!

Tropic Thunder

"Sorry bucko, but CoH and CoV are the same game." -BackAlleyBrawler
"Silly villain, CoX is for Heroes!" -Saicho

Okay, my new favorite movie line is from Blade Trinity... and I can't even put it here. But it's when Hannibal King (Ryan Reynolds) is being tortured by Danica Talos (Parker Posey).... and he calls her a *blank* juggling thunder*blank*.

Best - insulting name - EVER.

French Soldier: "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

~Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Lets see how well I can do this from memory.

Evey: Who are you?
V: Who... Who is but the form following the function of "what" and "what" I am is a man in a mask.
Evey: I can see that.
V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation, mearly commenting on the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey: Oh, right.
V: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, suggest the character of this dramatis persona.

-V for Vendetta

From Brokeback Mountain:

Jack Twist: Tell you what, we coulda had a good life together! F_ _ _in' real good life! Had us a place of our own. But you didn't want it, Ennis! So what we got now is Brokeback Mountain! Everything's built on that! That's all we got, boy, f_ _ _ in' all. So I hope you know that, even if you don't never know the rest! You count the damn few times we have been together in nearly twenty years and you measure the short f_ _ _ing leash you keep me on - and then you ask me about Mexico and tell me you'll kill me for needing somethin' I don't hardly never get. You have no idea how bad it gets! I'm not you... I can't make it on a coupla high-altitude f_ _ _s once or twice a year! You are too much for me Ennis, you sonofawhoreson b_ _ _ _! I wish I knew how to quit you.
Ennis Del Mar: [crying] Well, why don't you? Why don't you just let me be? It's because of you Jack, that I'm like this! I'm nothin'... I'm nowhere... Get the f_ _ _ off me! I can't stand being like this no more, Jack.


God, this made me cry.

:'(

My humble entries:

"It's like a bunch of retards tryin' to hump a doorknob out there!" - Dodgeball

"My thtapler" - Office Space