Okay, devs... the Pivot Questionnaire for you

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Steelclaw, your brilliance outshines us all once more. Do Lord Recluse!

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Requests requests... how I love requests... I take them as personal challenges...

1. What is your favorite word?
"Domination"... which is unfortunate considering I've been saddled with the MasterMind Set.

2. What is your least favorite word?
"Mercy"... that word has always irked me greatly... Those of you who ask why I named an Island of mine that would do well to look up the word "Irony" in the dictionary... now THAT word I like.

3. What turns you on?
I believe in survival of the fittest... when choosing a mate I will carefully comb through the local Personal Ads or on line dating data base... I will meticulously select those I find attractive to me... then.. date night... where my minions round up the prospects.. throw them in an arena pit.. then I shall watch them fight one another to the death for the privelege of meeting me in person.. the winner has to face Ghost Widow in a final test of worthiness... Oh... and Roses... I'm a sucker for roses.

4. What turns you off?
When the prospects whine and cry and refuse to fight.. those are the ones I feed to the Arachnoids.. so I suppose even they fulfill a purpose

5. What sound or noise do you love?
I have an MP3 file that I love putting on loop during slow moments... it's of Statesman... he's saying "Damn it Stefan what happened to you?! We used to be friends!".. I swear I could listen to it for hours.. the only thing I would love more is him screaming out "Recluse" like William Shatner did "Khan" in that movie...

6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Just between you and me... the sound of eight mechanical legs skittering on the steel Arachnos base floors.. seriously.. it sounds JUST like giant spiders... totally creeps me out.

7. What is your favorite curse word?
This is slightly embarassing but... I love the word "bugger" when used in its naughty form... bugger this... and bugger that! and bugger you! bugger bugger bugger... it always makes me smile.. thank evil for the mask!

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Cartoonist... I have this great idea for a giant spider who makes wise acre remarks as she eats super heroes... her name is Trixie... and the comic title is... wait for it... Parlor Trix! Get it? "Welcome to my parlor said the spider to the fly"? Aw man.. that would be so great.

9. What profession would you not like to participate in?
Sunday School Teacher... not that I'm against religion per se... but I am far too much of a Darwinist to be able to convincingly try to sell Creationism to anyone... Well.. that and every time I hear children singing I want to grab a mallet and two cubic yards of bubble wrap.

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"We refuse to agree to your demands! Remove your armies from our precincts at once or face the consequences!" After all.... I wouldn't want it to be TOO easy...

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5. What sound or noise do you love?
The American Anthem... the sound of the flag flapping in the wind... the screams of Miss Liberty when I made her see fireworks on that one fourth of July... wait! Stop tape! Are you SURE about that editing thing?!


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Dude! Miss Liberty is his daughter!

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5. What sound or noise do you love?
The American Anthem... the sound of the flag flapping in the wind... the screams of Miss Liberty when I made her see fireworks on that one fourth of July... wait! Stop tape! Are you SURE about that editing thing?!


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Dude! Miss Liberty is his daughter!

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Sheesh.. who in the heck was he involved with then? I thought his wife was Miss Liberty.. this is the second time my mistaking this particular bit of the lore has messed up this joke and turned it twisted..

Not that I'm not twisted anyway.. but I really prefer to be INTENTIONALLY twisted.

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5. What sound or noise do you love?
The American Anthem... the sound of the flag flapping in the wind... the screams of Miss Liberty when I made her see fireworks on that one fourth of July... wait! Stop tape! Are you SURE about that editing thing?!


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Dude! Miss Liberty is his daughter!

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Sheesh.. who in the heck was he involved with then? I thought his wife was Miss Liberty.. this is the second time my mistaking this particular bit of the lore has messed up this joke and turned it twisted..

Not that I'm not twisted anyway.. but I really prefer to be INTENTIONALLY twisted.

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Ahaha. Maiden Justice, aka Monica Richter. Their daughter was Miss Liberty, her daughter is Ms. Liberty.

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5. What sound or noise do you love?
The American Anthem... the sound of the flag flapping in the wind... the screams of Miss Liberty when I made her see fireworks on that one fourth of July... wait! Stop tape! Are you SURE about that editing thing?!


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Dude! Miss Liberty is his daughter!

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Sheesh.. who in the heck was he involved with then? I thought his wife was Miss Liberty.. this is the second time my mistaking this particular bit of the lore has messed up this joke and turned it twisted..

Not that I'm not twisted anyway.. but I really prefer to be INTENTIONALLY twisted.

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Ahaha. Maiden Justice, aka Monica Richter. Their daughter was Miss Liberty, her daughter is Ms. Liberty.

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And yes, THAT Monica Richter, sister of Lord Recluse.

Family reunions are also known as epic battles.

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9. What profession would you not like to participate in?
Sunday School Teacher... not that I'm against religion per se... but I am far too much of a Darwinist to be able to convincingly try to sell Creationism to anyone... Well.. that and every time I hear children singing I want to grab a mallet and two cubic yards of bubble wrap.

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"We refuse to agree to your demands! Remove your armies from our precincts at once or face the consequences!" After all.... I wouldn't want it to be TOO easy...

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I thought it was gonna be kinda mediocre... then these two kicked my funny bone. hahaha

1. What is your favorite word?
Nifty. Actually this goes back to the same story that gave me the number 37.

2. What is your least favorite word?
It's kinda a tie: c**t, f****t, moist, and the phrase "outside the box."

3. What turns you on?
That special look one gives when they are ready for action. Also, facial hair and piercings.

4. What turns you off?
Thinking about my mother. I love her and all, but she totally kills sensuality.

5. What sound or noise do you love?
Harpsichords. And driving, intense rock music, especially the parts sans vocals.

6. What sound or noise do you hate?
The grating sound broken machines make... that horrid grinding that they do. Also, styrofoam... you know the sound.

7. What is your favorite curse word?
B*****d is a fun one. But I do use f**k ALL the time.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
I would love to be a drummer or pro skateboarder. More realisticly? A forensic investigator would be awesome.

9. What profession would you not like to participate in?
Anything that involves garbage or other people's poo, or monotonous manual labor-type jobs.

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Heh, you were wrong... and still wound up here, anyway. Oh, and I do love homosexuals.

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1. What is your favorite word?

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Word? As in singular? Can I just list a few of them? Schnitzel, Purple, Schadenfreude, Quixotic, Didgeridoo, Titillation...

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2. What is your least favorite word?

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Curse words. Really. I'm serious.

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3. What turns you on?

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Intellectually stimulating debate. I don't care if I'm winning or losing as long as it's one that actually makes my brain crank. Preferably a nice, long debates that actually involve presentation of information, analysis and point-counterpoint.

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4. What turns you off?

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Continued ignorance. Ignorance is fine, but if you're still ignorant after someone keeps trying to fix that problem whether because you're simply not smart enough or whatever other reason you've got, get out of my face, leave the discussion, and go back to playing with your alphabet blocks.

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5. What sound or noise do you love?

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The sound of my players at my D&D games. (Contrary to popular opinion, my favorite sound is not actually my own voice; I'm much more fond of listening than speaking if the conversation is already full and informative).

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6. What sound or noise do you hate?

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Loud noises. Any kind, but especially loud music. You'd be able to hear your music decently if you weren't trying to broadcast it across the country from your car!

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7. What is your favorite curse word?

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I'm not really a fan of any specific curse word, simply because they're all so abrasive to the ear.

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8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

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Game design. I don't care if it's PnP or computer/video, I love the systems, the design, the balance and everything else involved.

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9. What profession would you not like to participate in?

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K-12 educator. I can't stand kids.

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10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

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"Turn around. You're going back down there this instant, and you'd best not mention this to anyone if you know what's good for you."

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1. What is your favorite word? pickles

2. What is your least favorite word? Mucus

3. What turns you on? Conception

4. What turns you off? Death

5. What sound or noise do you love? A steady rain

6. What sound or noise do you hate? Someone chewing in a silent room

7. What is your favorite curse word? pickles

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Astronaught

9. What profession would you not like to participate in? Telemarketer

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Welcome home."

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1. What is your favorite word?
Embiggens.

2. What is your least favorite word?
Can't think of one, so I'll do a reference and say "moist", because it sounds pornographic.

3. What turns you on?
Intelligence & sense of humour (specifically, the combination of the two).

4. What turns you off?
Pretence - spin, marketing, cosmetics, self-deception, keeping up appearances, etc.

5. What sound or noise do you love?
"Good" music, and certain people's laughter.

6. What sound or noise do you hate?
"Bad" music, and certain people's laughter.

7. What is your favorite curse word?
Damn/Damnit.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Professional layabout.

9. What profession would you not like to participate in?
Just about all of them, but I guess the military would probably be the biggest nightmare for me.

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Sorry."

1. What is your favorite word?

Sesquipedalian!

2. What is your least favorite word?

Sorry

3. What turns you on?

Smart sexy women!

4. What turns you off?

Extremely pushy zealots

5. What sound or noise do you love?

Bass guitar, Preferably being slapped!

6. What sound or noise do you hate?

bagpipes


7. What is your favorite curse word?

I'm a Caring Understanding Nice Type. Figure it out

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Teaching at a military college

9. What profession would you not like to participate in?

Real estate, or any form of direct sales

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

So that who Atheist thing, hows that working out for you now?

1. What is your favorite word? Freem!

2. What is your least favorite word? "Boobs" (I like the physical feature, just not that word for them.)

3. What turns you on? Sexy legs.

4. What turns you off? Dirty hair or otherwise poor hygiene.

5. What sound or noise do you love? The muffled nature of traffic and other common outdoor sounds after a heavy snowstorm. Also - Freem!

6. What sound or noise do you hate? Anything repetitive - especially any variation of children saying, "Mommy? Mommy? Mommy. Mommy? Mommy. Mommy. Mommy! Mommy?" while being ignored by their mother.

7. What is your favorite curse word? It's not technically a curse word, but I like Jackhole. Also - Freem!

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Assuming I had far more talent than I do now - comic book artist. Assuming I have exactly the same talents I have now - comic book editor.

9. What profession would you not like to participate in? - Hospice nurse.

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates. "No, there's no mistake, you're supposed to be here. Also? Freem!"

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[edit] hehe i love what castle hates

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6. What sound or noise do you hate?
High Pitched fans

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Yeah, I wonder if that's another way of saying, "whiney players."

1. What is your favorite word?
Integrity - both for how it sound and it's meaning.

2. What is your least favorite word?
Any that are used pejoratively.

3. What turns you on?
The eyes

4. What turns you off?
Prejudice

5. What sound or noise do you love?
Laughter

6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Grinding metal

7. What is your favorite curse word?
The one referenced in the quote - "Only I didn't say 'Fudge.' I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the 'F-dash-dash-dash' word!"

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Lawyer

9. What profession would you not like to participate in?
Janitor

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
You were unsure of your faith and yet here you are. Given that you were created in my image, I would have felt the same way. I can't fault you for that.

1. What is your favorite word?

Llama

2. What is your least favorite word?

uh-oh

3. What turns you on?

The sound of the significant other giggling/laughing.

4. What turns you off?

Self-absorption

5. What sound or noise do you love?

Snow falling in the middle of a quiet night.

6. What sound or noise do you hate?

Metal crunching on metal. OR The sound of the bandsaw at work, thing seriously needs a new motor.

7. What is your favorite curse word?

Son of a female dog

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Deep-Sea Diver

9. What profession would you not like to participate in?

Art restoration

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

"LAN 2nd door on the left, Bawls delivery just arrived. CoX is already installed."

1. What is your favorite word? Lyrical.

2. What is your least favorite word? Smarmy.

3. What turns you on? Dominance.

4. What turns you off? Humidity.

5. What sound or noise do you love? The ocean. Music and laughter- yes, together.

6. What sound or noise do you hate? Really piercing alarm clocks.

7. What is your favorite curse word? God damn.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Beekeeper. Or gaming store owner. Yeah yeah I know those are weird, but hey...

9. What profession would you not like to participate in? Electrician.

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Fooled ya, didn't I?"

Replying 'cos I post little enugh on these boards as it is...

1. What is your favorite word?
Wibble

2. What is your least favorite word?
Most expletives.

3. What turns you on?
Innocence

4. What turns you off?
Trying too hard

5. What sound or noise do you love?
A cat's purr

6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Fingernails on a blackboard/cutlery on a plate

7. What is your favorite curse word?
Darn/damn

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Stunt man

9. What profession would you not like to participate in?
Anything involving interacting with the public

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Okay, now you get to pick a super-power and have another go..."

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychoti "....so I headbutted the blind chick."

The Lord Recluse piece was terrific, Steel. Is it just me, or does anyone else hear Killface's voice from Frisky Dingo as LR's voice when reading this?
(link: Killface reveals his plan to destroy the world)

1. What is your favorite word? Thanks!

2. What is your least favorite word? Bye

3. What turns you on? Pink

4. What turns you off? Bullying

5. What sound or noise do you love? Rain

6. What sound or noise do you hate? THe buzz of a wasp

7. What is your favorite curse word? Fiddlesticks!

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Superheroine

9. What profession would you not like to participate in? Politician

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Yeah...sorry about that mix up. Don't worry, here's another turn...for free!

Yay Yay it's sharing time!


1. What is your favorite word? ------ Chupacabra

2. What is your least favorite word? --------- Goof (I mean it's not even a real swear but it'll get you stabbed)

3. What turns you on? --------- Having an alluring woman ask that question!

4. What turns you off? --------- Watching surgery!

5. What sound or noise do you love? -------- Cat Purr

6. What sound or noise do you hate? ----------- Baby scream

7. What is your favorite curse word? -------- Mecraw

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? ---------- Chef

9. What profession would you not like to participate in? ------- Mine!

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? -------- "wut"

Me! Me! Me! Kay wanna play too!!!

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1. What is your favorite word?

Banana!!! It has such a poetic sound...

2. What is your least favorite word?

Bee... as in... Kay is deadly afraid of bees... (I am certain that "A Bee Movie" is a hardcore terror movie)

3. What turns you on?

Friendship. There is nothing better than that.


4. What turns you off?

Corruption. People must keep their integrity...

5. What sound or noise do you love?

Wind-bells... (dont know if thats how they are called in english...)

6. What sound or noise do you hate?

Bus engine sounds... too dissonant...

7. What is your favorite curse word?

I will agree with Castle... the F@#% is very versatile...

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

I would be a... swimmer... (I love water)
or maybe i should apply for Evil Ruler of the World?

9. What profession would you not like to participate in?

Politics. Hate it.

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Finally you remembered to open the map to see how to get here!

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This is what happens when I go on a bender watching INSIDE THE ACTORS STUDIO. What with Castle caring and sharing on the "The Devs Hate..." thread, it got me wondering how BAB, Positron, pohsyb, and the other developers would answer the following (the mods can answer too!):

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I've always wished I could be famous enough to be asked these questions. Since fame isn't coming to me any time soon, I'll answer them here.

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1. What is your favorite word?

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IXOHOXI, it means a word that is palandromic in all directions including its reflection in a mirror.

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2. What is your least favorite word?

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Work

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3. What turns you on?

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A well made adult film, there aren't that many though.

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4. What turns you off?

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Clicking a link to a very objectionable or gross picture.

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5. What sound or noise do you love?

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The trilling sound (kind of like a tribble) of a cat wishing my company.

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6. What sound or noise do you hate?

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Whining, especially from a teen.

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7. What is your favorite curse word?

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I thank Bill Murray for this one "Mother Puss Buckets"

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8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

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I would really love to be a movie director.

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9. What profession would you not like to participate in?

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I will never again work as a 411 operator.

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10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

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"I'm sorry, I seem to have made a mess of things, would you please see if you can make it right?"

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7. What is your favorite curse word?
#$%^ -- It's so versatile. As Carlin said, it can be used for every part of a sentence! "#$%^ the #$%^ing #$%^ers!"

7. What is your favorite curse word?
All of 'em... when you have superspeed you can say all the swear words in one long sentence and have it come out sounding exactly like a censor's bleep. It seems appropriate somehow.


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lol XD It should be sad that these amused me so....

1. What is your favorite word? wombat

2. What is your least favorite word? any of the annoying netspeak ones, lol tends to win out in sheer "wish to do harm to the person" category

3. What turns you on? a bright face that is illuminated by the joy of every new experience and the wisdom of all that they have experienced before, a mind that delights both in the riddles of established knowledge and the delight at all the wonder yet to experiences in life, and gargantuan knockers.


4. What turns you off? smoking. sorry nothing silly for this one, just cant stand the smell

5. What sound or noise do you love? choral singing

6. What sound or noise do you hate? popping balloons

7. What is your favorite curse word? stoat molester

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? clergy

9. What profession would you not like to participate in?video game design, one more whining twit pops online and calls me lazy while im putting in 20+ hour days and i'm getting a chainsaw and making a very special meet and greet.

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? not bad, but now the real work starts.

Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.

It dawns on me I should have waited until AFTER Comic-Con to ask the devs these questions... they're all partying it up in San Diego at the moment. *sighs*

Michelle
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Samuraiko/Dark_Respite