Okay, devs... the Pivot Questionnaire for you
By
AkuTenshiiZero,
Posted on: 2009-07-21 21:02 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
As someone who's watched many hours of bravo in that dark, scary time of day when "nothing's on", having been alternately saved and beaten down by 'Inside the Actor's Studio' like an abused wife, I have thought of hundreds of ways to answer these questions. Excuse the run on sentence, heh.
Anyway, though no one here knows me, I'll just go ahead and say what comes to mind right away. Some of the answers haven't changed since I first heard this questionaire many years ago, though. Especially the first. Is it odd I've had a favorite word, and the same one at that, for at least a decade?
1. What is your favorite word?
Nepenthe -- It's worth being a favorite word. If I had a word tattooed on my body, it would be this. If I owned a boat, this would be its name.
2. What is your least favorite word?
Faith -- A steadfast unsuported belief. A word for celebrated ignorance. No thank-you. When someone asks me to have faith in them, my stomach churns in disappointment.
3. What turns you on?
Faces. Hands. Being able to openly gaze at someone.
4. What turns you off?
Lies.
5. What sound or noise do you love?
The sound of a woman's boots clacking against the sidewalk in time with my own.
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
The sound of people insulting genres of music they've never even heard.
7. What is your favorite curse word?
Sweet @$#!ing Jesus
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Swimmer -- I think it would be amazing to live half your life flying through the water. Otherwordly. And really... well, if it's cool to a five year old, it's probably a sweet job. Alternately, I'd go with being Robert Smith.
9. What profession would you not like to participate in?
Movie, Music, Game, or Book critic -- I don't want to ever look at the things that bright me joy through the eyes of a man seeking fault. It would be like watching a 3-D movie without the glasses. Just seeing the blurry mess architecture instead of the fun.
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"What? I've been served? Thirty-six thousand years of crimes against humanity? This is %@#!ing bull#$!%! The ICJ has no juristiction in heaven! Damnit, how did you sneak handcuffs and a gun past Saint Peter? SOMEBODY CALL MY LAWYER!!!
~love&diatribe~
1. What is your favorite word? Its a tie between: OLIGODENDROGLIA, if you say it right its like a poem, even though its just a type of nerve cell and CLEAVE, being one of the very few words that is it's own antonym.
2. What is your least favorite word? diet, with one exception, the Diet of Worms
3. What turns you on? a hot breath at my ear
4. What turns you off? rudeness
5. What sound or noise do you love? crinkling fresh aluminum foil
6. What sound or noise do you hate? my alarm clock
7. What is your favorite curse word? If you watched Deadwood, it's the three syllable compound word they love to toss around
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? I would love to be a traveling food critic
9. What profession would you not like to participate in? Have no interest in being a hog farmer
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Sorry about that, i made that place as an April Fools joke way back. Now would you rather be a Hero or Villian?
1. What is your favorite word?
Fascinating.
2. What is your least favorite word?
'Hella.'
3. What turns you on?
Elegance.
4. What turns you off?
Big muscles, relationships.
5. What sound or noise do you love?
'C' chord, on a piano.
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Dissonance.
7. What is your favorite curse word?
Bollocks, though our friend the F-Bomb is a close second.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Author.
9. What profession would you not like to participate in?
Kindergarten Teacher.
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates.
"Ah, you've arrive? We have a few minutes. What would you like to talk about?"
1. What is your favorite word?
Xylophone. It's fun to say.
2. What is your least favorite word?
Aardvark. It just looks DUMB!
3. What turns you on?
A chipper attitude.
4. What turns you off?
Curmudgeons.
5. What sound or noise do you love?
Bacon sizzling in a pan.
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Anything grating on stone. It sets my teeth on edge and sends chills through my bones.
7. What is your favorite curse word?
Oh, they're all blase now. I prefer mixing and matching.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Actor.
9. What profession would you not like to participate in?
Anything involving a slurry pit.
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
God: "Hey. How ya doin'?"
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
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10. If heaven exists, what would you hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
(I *hate* this question!) "Buff muh TA fender RITA NAO!"
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