The Devs Hate...


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The Devs Hate...

<ul type="square">[*] Controllers - "I don't even know why they calls 'em Controllers in the first place! It's not like they control anything! Oh, sure they hold 'em or put 'em to sleep or such. But the action is so slow and BORING! I near fall asleep myself watchin' those Zzz's driftin' up from someone's head. I want CONTROL powers! I want to hypnotize my opponent an' make 'em do the chicken dance emote. I want to make Lord Recluse use his spider arms to knit a sweater. An' I won't even TELL you what I'd make the Carnival of Shadows do."
[*] Defenders: "How can you not believe the Devs don't hate Defenders? They have the offensive capability of a jellyfish in the desert. Every other AT in the game can solo without too much difficulty; but Defenders? Heck, most of their powers only affect other people!! And lord forbid you're wanting to play when there's no one on line. If they REALLY wanted to buff Defenders they'd give them ability to FORCE other players to team with them! Click on another player and select Defender Aid; which automatically puts them on Follow and teamed with you for the next 2 hours."
[*] Blasters: "I know what you're thinking... How can the Dev's hate Blasters? Great downrange damage, pretty good controlling secondary and Nukes for 9th tier power... Yeah.. I used to think the same way... Right up until I PLAYED ONE! Come ON people... What sense is it to have such great offensive capabilities and then fall over dead when an enemy cuts a medium power fart near you?! Yeah, it's SO much fun to see your health bar fall faster than the NASDAQ. And it that weren't bad enough.. let's give Blasters a lot of AoE attacks to draw the Aggro of every bad guy on the map plus a few distant relatives! Or better yet... POINT BLANK AoE so you have to be standing right in the middle of them! Ah crud... I'm frothing now.. gotta go take my meds."
[*] Scrapper: "The Devs HATE Scrappers... Really... They have lukewarm defense and ... snrkt... and their offense isn't as good as... &lt;snicker&gt;.. and what about those spine bananas? heh... ah-Ha... BWA HA HA HAAAA... I'm sorry man.. I just can't say it with a straight face... The Devs LOVE us Scrappers... we have it all.. Hey TANKER! Willpower is nice enough.. but oh! Look at this.. I have Willpower and Regeneration too! I have a statement we Scrappers would like to release to all the other ATs... ahem... Neener neener neeeeeeener!"
[*] Tanks: "Now, don't get me wrong... I love being a Tank... all my team mates love me... I not only save the lives of the citizens of Paragon but a lot of the heroes as well. But.. that's when I'm on a team. It's when I'm alone that I begin to realize the dark, ugly truth... .... .... The Devs hate Tanks... I mean, I don't die or anything. But it takes so LONG to whittle my opponents down until they fall over. Yesterday I cleared a map in record time though. The battles were taking forever right from when I first walked on the map. Then I had to rest between each and every fight because my endurance bottoms out after the first two minions. I've got Rest triple slotted for Recharge Reduction. By the time I got to the second floor of the office building I wasn't finding Hellions anymore... I was finding post-it notes saying things like 'Bio break, back in 10' and 'Got hungry, went to Mall's Food Court for burritos'... You know, they don't give you a mission-end bonus for those kinds of victories."[/list]


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The Devs hate my computer and wish that I would get a better one.

The Devs hate my wireless router too.


 

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The problem with forum pvp is that I still can't hit worth a damn.

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the devs hate accuracy........


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The devs hate it when I play Team Fortress 2.

Or something does anyway.


 

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ZOMG!! Castle is Nemesis!!!!!!!



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Or He's John "Hannibal" Smith from the A-Team


 

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The Devs hate Pie. Have you seen ANY pie in the game?


 

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An' I won't even TELL you what I'd make the Carnival of Shadows do."

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Run midway games with cheap stuffed toys for prizes?

Right?


 

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Ahem...

The Dev's Hate...

PvP: "We ALL know the Devs hate PvP... I mean SURE they spent all that time and effort trying to tweek it here and there.. but the PvP zones are still empty as an IRS agent's heart. Don't they realize that PvP should be the cornerstone of every MMORPG in existence?! Don't they realize that if players can't attack other players and grief at will then eventually NO ONE will be able to have any fun in-game? Heck... the only place I can go for some really decent PvP is the FORUMS!!"

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You want to know what I hate? I'll tell you!

<ul type="square">[*] Embarrassing Situations in Sitcoms -- I literally have to change the channel or leave the room to avoid seeing the characters humiliated at times.[/list]

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The British version of The Office must be your least favorite sitcom EVER.

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That was exactly the show I thought of when I read that.

I can watch the US version all day long (and enjoy it, too), but the British version, as much as I wanted to like it, I just couldn't get through an episode without it getting too cringeworthy for me, prompting a change of channel. I'm not sure if that's a triumph for the original or not.


 

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You want to know what I hate? I'll tell you!

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I hate it when people ask me a question when the answer is irrelevant to them.

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I think Arcanaville is a Vulcan. I want to bear her internetbabies.

--NT


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You want to know what I hate? I'll tell you!

<ul type="square">[*] Embarrassing Situations in Sitcoms -- I literally have to change the channel or leave the room to avoid seeing the characters humiliated at times.[/list]

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The British version of The Office must be your least favorite sitcom EVER.

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That was exactly the show I thought of when I read that.

I can watch the US version all day long (and enjoy it, too), but the British version, as much as I wanted to like it, I just couldn't get through an episode without it getting too cringeworthy for me, prompting a change of channel. I'm not sure if that's a triumph for the original or not.

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I have problems with both versions of The Office. Season 2 of the US one isn't as bad, though.


 

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devs hate me..cuz i am ignored by castle lul


 

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Wow, I have never once met anyone else that shares this particular little quick with me. I too hate embarrassing sitcom situations and change the channel as well. I thought I was just singularly weird, it's comforting to know that I'm not alone.


 

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heh, I am the same, if it's just so absurdly stupid, I can't help but facepalm and look away.


 

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heh, I am the same, if it's just so absurdly stupid, I can't help but facepalm and look away.

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Looks like there's a lot more of us with this issue than we thought.


Be well, people of CoH.

 

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heh, I am the same, if it's just so absurdly stupid, I can't help but facepalm and look away.

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Looks like there's a lot more of us with this issue than we thought.

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I have it too. I also can't listen to prank calls and any other situation where it's really embarrassing.

I've read before that the part of our brain that assesses embarrassment in other people is the same part that feels it for ourselves. So if it's easy for you to feel awkward in social situations, if you see someone else making a fool of themselves, you feel just as bad as they do (or should).


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"Bad ideas -- especially when they are mine!" New PvP?


 

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The Devs hate ... HOBOs!!!!

In this game we have seen Nazis, Clowns, Robots, Time Travelers, Ghosts, Vampires, street thugs, aliens, mutants, those who are Lost, magicians, arch villians, heros, romans, mafia, farmers, police officers, detectives, students, professors, office workers, badge-hunters, veterans, superhero clones and the GMs that catch them....

But not one single hobo.

Where's the love? Where's the equality? Where's the STENCH????

With all the trains that go from one city to another its just not right that we don't have hobos in the game ... especially since these trains are FREE!!!!!

Hobos love riding trains for free. You don't see us complaining like some of you that we need more modes of transportation. You don't see us whining about not having cars? Or horses? Or magic carpets?

We already have what we need. Trains! But do you you see us there? Nooooooooo! And why not? Because of devs! (Which is short for "devils')

You don't see us complaining about recipe drops, either. Or merits. Or MA tickets. All we want is a few cigar or cigarette butts to drop. But do we get them? Nooooo. And why not? Because of devs. (Which is short for deviants!)

And you don't see us complaining about SG bases not having enough storage bins for all our "treasures." All we want is a public restroom. But do we get it? Nooooooo. And why not? Because of devs. (Which is short for devious!) They supply us with countless commerical buildings, universitities, banks, tailor shops, jewelry stores, police stations ... all open to the public ... but not a single friggin public bathroom!!!!!

Do you know how many times I've been on a team when one of my teammates has said, "afk... brb... bio break..." '

The devs know that most players live at home and have bathrooms at their disposal. But hobos? Who cares about hobos? We're supposed to just pee our pants and continue playing!!!!!

Thank heavens for this thread. I've been holding this in for an awful long time (as well as that other thing), and this finally gives me the proper forum to rant. God bless the OP... and double damn the devs (which is short for how DEValued we hobos feel!!!!)


 

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The Devs hate ... HOBOs!!!!

In this game we have seen Nazis, Clowns, Robots, Time Travelers, Ghosts, Vampires, street thugs, aliens, mutants, those who are Lost, magicians, arch villians, heros, romans, mafia, farmers, police officers, detectives, students, professors, office workers, badge-hunters, veterans, superhero clones and the GMs that catch them....

But not one single hobo.

Where's the love? Where's the equality? Where's the STENCH????

With all the trains that go from one city to another its just not right that we don't have hobos in the game ... especially since these trains are FREE!!!!!

Hobos love riding trains for free. You don't see us complaining like some of you that we need more modes of transportation. You don't see us whining about not having cars? Or horses? Or magic carpets?

We already have what we need. Trains! But do you you see us there? Nooooooooo! And why not? Because of devs! (Which is short for "devils')

You don't see us complaining about recipe drops, either. Or merits. Or MA tickets. All we want is a few cigar or cigarette butts to drop. But do we get them? Nooooo. And why not? Because of devs. (Which is short for deviants!)

And you don't see us complaining about SG bases not having enough storage bins for all our "treasures." All we want is a public restroom. But do we get it? Nooooooo. And why not? Because of devs. (Which is short for devious!) They supply us with countless commerical buildings, universitities, banks, tailor shops, jewelry stores, police stations ... all open to the public ... but not a single friggin public bathroom!!!!!

Do you know how many times I've been on a team when one of my teammates has said, "afk... brb... bio break..." '

The devs know that most players live at home and have bathrooms at their disposal. But hobos? Who cares about hobos? We're supposed to just pee our pants and continue playing!!!!!

Thank heavens for this thread. I've been holding this in for an awful long time (as well as that other thing), and this finally gives me the proper forum to rant. God bless the OP... and double damn the devs (which is short for how DEValued we hobos feel!!!!)

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Go red side... plenty of hobos there... in Mercy Island you practically have to elbow them aside just to get around.


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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Don't forget the bums, beggars, etc.

Plus, there is an artwork that has a huge icon, male, and female icon on it for a restroom base detail.

Now, what REALLY bothers me about that, though, is it is only six foot tall... and the Humongous door is exactly the same size and dimensions as are the male/female doors...

Hope you have teleport self to get in there for the facilities...


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Don't forget the bums, beggars, etc.

Plus, there is an artwork that has a huge icon, male, and female icon on it for a restroom base detail.

Now, what REALLY bothers me about that, though, is it is only six foot tall... and the Humongous door is exactly the same size and dimensions as are the male/female doors...

Hope you have teleport self to get in there for the facilities...

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That, or carry around family size tubs of butter. And I'll agree with ya on the door thing. they're also really close together. how do they fit toilet + sink in that little space?

My (admittedly frequent) complaints and conjectures on the physics of it annoy the hubby. To save us both the brainspasms we just agreed that in our tech base, the doors are just teleporter queues to the correct facility.


 

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The devs hate dev-hatin'.


 

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The Devs hate ... HOBOs!!!!

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Go red side... plenty of hobos there... in Mercy Island you practically have to elbow them aside just to get around.

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Of course. The devs hate villains =and= hobos, so of course they put the hobos redside.

--NT


They all laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
But I showed them, and nobody's laughing at me now!

If I became a red name, I would be all "and what would you mere mortals like to entertain me with today, mu hu ha ha ha!" ~Arcanaville

 

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The devs hate defenders, that's why they have a nearly useless inherent that was thought up in a couple of days.


Who do I have to *&^% around here to get more Targeted AoE recipes added?

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