Another award winning NPC phrase...
By
Abalest,
Posted on: 2005-11-09 17:08 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
I clicked on an npc and he said "if i had a dime for every time a N00b tapped me on the shoulder i'd be a millionaire"
I felt so Pwned 
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Hey! Thanks again for all the kind words. The Zone and Mission Designers here are *brilliant* and really bring the world alive. Just like you guys and gals I find myself getting whacked constantly because I'm too busy reading their text. :P
My favorite--and I say it all the time now in response to just about anything I feel like--is "I like pie." You'd be surprised how far that will get you. Try it next time you're at lunch, getting a speeding ticket, or are asked to do something really technical (my favorite). 
When Jack got the Jake Emmet mission the first time, the model was...not flattering. It's random within a group of male, casual NPCs which one you get, so there's nothing I can do about it! 
(I did all the newspaper missions, dialogue, entry text, etc.) I still seem to have my job though. Must be those pictures of Statesman and Recluse having tea and crumpets* together...
Captain Mako
(*What the heck are crumpets anyway?)
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What, he get one of the hobo guys?
Orc&Pie No.53230 There is an orc, and somehow, he got a pie. And you are hungry.
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Negaduck: I see you found the crumb. I knew you'd never notice the huge flag.
A picture is worth, one thousand words.
Toasted and buttered = very yum.
/em hungry
@Catwhoorg "Rule of Three - Finale" Arc# 1984
@Mr Falkland Islands"A Nation Goes Rogue" Arc# 2369 "Toasters and Pop Tarts" Arc#116617
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When Jack got the Jake Emmet mission the first time, the model was...not flattering. It's random within a group of male, casual NPCs which one you get, so there's nothing I can do about it!
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Jake Emmet mission durring beta was great for me. The model was the older balding man and there was something wrong with the way his head so I got to bug:
"There's something wrong with Jake Emmets head"
This was right after the ED announcement, so it made me feel pretty good =)
_WAter_
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I saw this guy his hands tied behind his back and his feet stuck in a bucket jumping all over the dock.
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THAT'S my favorite one as well. We had a good time fighting the other guys as we watched him try to jump away to safety in his bucket. Golden...
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I saw this guy his hands tied behind his back and his feet stuck in a bucket jumping all over the dock.
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THAT'S my favorite one as well. We had a good time fighting the other guys as we watched him try to jump away to safety in his bucket. Golden...
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I once followed that guy for a couple blocks as he kept hopping away up the street from the docks.
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I saw this guy his hands tied behind his back and his feet stuck in a bucket jumping all over the dock.
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THAT'S my favorite one as well. We had a good time fighting the other guys as we watched him try to jump away to safety in his bucket. Golden...
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I once followed that guy for a couple blocks as he kept hopping away up the street from the docks.
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I noticed a guy like that in front of the arena at Port Oakes. Funny shiite.
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I saw this guy his hands tied behind his back and his feet stuck in a bucket jumping all over the dock.
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THAT'S my favorite one as well. We had a good time fighting the other guys as we watched him try to jump away to safety in his bucket. Golden...
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When I ran across this guy, he fell off the ledge into the water and continued to hop around.
Formerly "Back Alley Brawler"
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(*What the heck are crumpets anyway?)
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Just stay away from the figgins.
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Quite tasty but hard to describe, sort of like a muffin, but not.....err... they've got lots of holes in them to soak up butter and jam.
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They are designed to soak up butter and jam?! 
I'm sold! Bring me my crumpets! 
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Here are a couple lines from Professor Echo that I thought were cool:
"That's a bit more painful than I anticipated."
and my favorite:
"I'm going to have to spend all day in a tissue regenerator now."
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I loved Professor Echo's responses to being attacked. Ballista (I think that's his name) is really funny, too.
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Miss Informed in 2016! She can't be worse than all those other guys!
One that gave me a chuckle , other than the already mentioned one from the Gold Brickers about midas offering chocolate for Arachnos masks... Is another Gold Bricker quote "Yes I would like to change my long distance carrier" or therabouts.
Personally I prefer melted cheese or honey on mine
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(*What the heck are crumpets anyway?)
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To those who haven't gotten the idea, already... a crumpet is what we, in the US, call an "english muffin."
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(*What the heck are crumpets anyway?)
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To those who haven't gotten the idea, already... a crumpet is what we, in the US, call an "english muffin."
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I remeber a TV ad for "Thomas' English Muffins" Which had a flashback to ye Olde merchant selling them, complete with a sign "Thomas' English Muffins."
My wife sighed and rolled her eyes as I yelled at the TV about that idiocy.
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I saw this guy his hands tied behind his back and his feet stuck in a bucket jumping all over the dock.
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THAT'S my favorite one as well. We had a good time fighting the other guys as we watched him try to jump away to safety in his bucket. Golden...
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When I ran across this guy, he fell off the ledge into the water and continued to hop around.
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That's kind of defeating the purpose of the cement bucket in the first place, isn't it?
First time I encountered these guys was in Nerva. After I saved the civilian NPC from the Family, I set him on /follow and protected him from any other enemies while he hopped his way to freedom.
After he hopped into deep purple territory, though, he was on his own.
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Avatar: Becky Miyamoto from Pani Poni Dash. Roulette roulette~
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(*What the heck are crumpets anyway?)
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um...well...you see...uh.. 
I like pie.
global: @SuperSean
Undersecretary of Awesome
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The mission writers did some great work, too. They're responsible for all the dialogue you see IN the missions.
War Witch
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Well then who did the singing Freakshow in one of Operative Vargus (? The first operative in sharkhead) missions... I saw that and just stood there laughing as he kicked my [censored].
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Found the song in my logs:
[NPC]Bob Fuse-y: ground lead,
[NPC]Bob Fuse-y: The Red wire goes to the
[NPC]Bob Fuse-y: Plastique,
[NPC]Bob Fuse-y: Now hear that word of C-4!
[NPC]Bob Fuse-y: Them bombs, them bombs gonna,
[NPC]Bob Fuse-y: Blow things up!
[NPC]Bob Fuse-y: Them bombs, them bombs gonna,
[NPC]Bob Fuse-y: Blow things up!
[NPC]Bob Fuse-y: Them bombs, them bombs they gonna,
[NPC]Bob Fuse-y: Blow things up!
[NPC]Bob Fuse-y: Now hear!
[NPC]Bob Fuse-y: That word!
[NPC]Bob Fuse-y: Of C-4!!!!
[NPC]Bob Fuse-y: Thank you! Thank you!
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(*What the heck are crumpets anyway?)
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To those who haven't gotten the idea, already... a crumpet is what we, in the US, call an "english muffin."
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I remeber a TV ad for "Thomas' English Muffins" Which had a flashback to ye Olde merchant selling them, complete with a sign "Thomas' English Muffins."
My wife sighed and rolled her eyes as I yelled at the TV about that idiocy.
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If your going to yell at the televison, for EVERY bit of idiocy you see on it, your going to lose your voice.
I clicked on a mob in CAD and had him say "What's the frequency, Kenneth?" That got a thumbs-up from this major R.E.M. fan.
(Yes, I know... but if it was meant as a Dan Rather reference, it would have been "Kenneth, what's the frequency?")
Fortunata Seer: I already told you. When you're me, you can use the walkie-talkie.
Crab Spider Webmaster: I must look stupid if you think I'm gonna lower my weapon cause you told me to.
Citizen: I've lived in Nerva all my life and I still can't pronounce "archipelago".
Another citizen: I know it's called Nerva but I call it Neva anyway.
Joe Young: The cage is working out better than the barrels ever did.
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(*What the heck are crumpets anyway?)
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"Crumpets?! Nobody understands crumpets. You gotta know what cricket is to understand crumpets."
o.o sorry, counldn't help myself *wanders off to have a scone and a bit of tea*
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Never forget--Sleepy could conquer the world, if she could just stay awake long enough. =) -Llanwe
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(*What the heck are crumpets anyway?)
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"Crumpets?! Nobody understands crumpets. You gotta know what cricket is to understand crumpets."
o.o sorry, counldn't help myself *wanders off to have a scone and a bit of tea*
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Ninja turtles reference! Ack!
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We should rename this the "Villains love War Witch thread"...
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Ever'body love War Witch!
(Well, ever'body with any sense, anyway.)
I've got a screenshot someplace of Captain Photon sitting next to her in-game avatar with his Cloaking Device on, trying to get into the proper spirit of transparent meditation. )
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(*What the heck are crumpets anyway?)
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They're things that you can't eat with shark teeth. Now go on back into your cage and keep cranking it out.