Another award winning NPC phrase...
By
Abalest,
Posted on: 2005-11-09 17:08 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
Today from two security guards as I attacked.
"Ah! I don't wanna die!"
"Mother!"
A protester guy near Aeon City in Cap said "I won't have to give up my PSP, will I?"
the one I saw today in Cap au Diable: A circle of arachnos wolfspiders around a single abomination. One of the wolf spiders was boxing the vahz while it would grab a rock and throw it.
The wolfspider guy says: "Man, I love fighting these things. Their just a sack full of dumb."
From a lady in Sharkhead: "I like Devouring Earth. Particularly with cheese."
Level 50 is a journey, not a destination.
▲Scrapper Issues List - Going Rogue Edition▲
Skyraider boss chatting with a subordinate:
"So he says to Ghost Widow; 'NO, go screw yourself.' She just fixes him with this cold stare and puts her hand through his chest. Loser died. No teleporter, no nothin'. Spookiest thing I ever saw."
Heh, from just now, actually:
NPC: "You are SO going to get your butt handed to you here."
NPC Lenard: "I want my two dollars!"
Hellion girlfriend: "Those Skulls think they're so hot, but they're not."
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NPC Lenard: "I want my two dollars!"
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Hey! That caught my attention! Any reference from Better Off Dead gets my thumbs up! 
Not an NPC quote, but a clue from a mission.
"This decryption software can handle anything short of Ritki or Nemesis encryption".
I don't know why, but I like that line because it lets me know that someone is -really- paying attention to the storyline.
I saw a few Luddites trying to break into a store in Cap Au Diable, and one of them said, "I know this is wrong, but... this would be alot easier with modern tools".
The Mook in the Bucket on the docks still wins for me. I've only heard this one time, but this one time the guy in the bucket says to all the guys around him,
"I, uhh, guess I'll let you guys handle this!"
Then he proceeds to hop around I just think that's one of the funniest touches. Nobody had mentioned what he says yet, so I thought I would...
When you enter a mission:
'Anyone home? It's the freakin' Avon Lady. Come get some samples.'
The Dark Blade
"I've felt your mouse on me before, you perv...." - Troy Hickman
Paragon Wiki
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Must be those pictures of Statesman and Recluse having tea and crumpets* together...
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Good black mail material, let me have the newspaper mission to get the picture!
FireWild - lv 50 Fire/Fire Blaster (Justice)
FyreWyld - lv 40 Energy/Energy Brute (Justice)
... and way too many others
Two I saw... May not be exact but close.
Hellion Girlfriend: Sarah is so jellious, she's just dating a drummer.
Popup text at the start of a mission: Ahhh mayhem and chaos, nothing you like beter then a little mayhem in the morning. And the afternoon, and the evening...
I saw one gunner in Port Oakes having a firefight with another gunner...
"Line of Sight! Try it!"
My eyebrows raised when a Luddite said "They look like they could do with a good pamphletting."
And my favourite quote is actually in Breakout. I passed Blake (one of the NPC's you talk to), and he said "I always knew Vila would come through."
And 5 points to anyone old enough to recognise *that*!
Moth Twiceborn, Slan, Mr. Long
Jane Droid, 43 Earth/Emp, Alix Frost, 43 Ice/Eng
Warlock Krelleth, Level 50 Zombie Mastermind
Virtue Server
"Some people find fault as if it were buried treasure"
My ninja army must look fearsome. I was in an office fighting some private security guards. When I got to the boss one of his attendant minions said "Mommy".
I had to let an almost full, fury bar decay when I heard this one (is this an old one though?)...
Wolf Spider TacOps: "Congratulations! You've won a free trip to the hurt locker."
Repeat Offenders
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When you enter a mission:
'Anyone home? It's the freakin' Avon Lady. Come get some samples.'
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One of my favourites was "One, two, [name]'s comin' for you." Although, it does need a fixing, because instead of a period, it has an "&."
As for things said? I love the "Waaaarriors! Come out to plaaaay!" style ones. The Warriors = Movie made of Win.
There really is some great stuff out there. Yesterday I came across some Luddites standing around near Aeon City handing out pamphlets! Laughed so hard 
I also liked the Vazhilok hanging around behind the Facemaker's building with body bags. Nice touch.
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Hey, if you like pie, shout it out.
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I LIKE PIE!!!!... random... sorry about that...
(forgot where i heard this)
Enemy #1 "Why do I have to stand on the look out? Why cant you?"
Enemy #2 "You get the look out. I get the walkie talkie. Its called ranks. Noob."
The SuperFreak has the best lines of all. Period.
Dawnslayer on Virtue.
Saw this one tonight in St. Martial:
A swiper Freak (big claws covering his arms) -- "Hey pal, you think it's easy to 'assume the position' with my arms like this?"
"Can play" is not a binary. It's a float.
There are some pretty low values of "can play" out there.
--Fulmens
The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off
I've got to give it to the Luddites.
Luddite leader: No Peaceful demonstration does not mean "Just Knives"!
By the catapillars hooka you WILL smile!
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(*What the heck are crumpets anyway?)
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"Crumpets?! Nobody understands crumpets. You gotta know what cricket is to understand crumpets."
o.o sorry, counldn't help myself *wanders off to have a scone and a bit of tea*
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Ninja turtles reference! Ack!
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Almost...Slight word reversal (Has sudden urge to do up a Casey Jones clone but won't because of copyright thingy) 
*hands Torakage a blankie and a scone*
o.o sorry, these things happen
I am Sleepy! Hear me Yawn!!
Veni, Vidi, Dormivi!
-Alpha Kitty of the Guardian chapter of the Legion of Catgirls
Never forget--Sleepy could conquer the world, if she could just stay awake long enough. =) -Llanwe