Another award winning NPC phrase...
By
Abalest,
Posted on: 2005-11-09 17:08 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
Was poking NPCs on the bridge in Nerva by the natural store and one said:
If I had a quarter for every time some newb poked me in search of answers I would be rich.
Goldbrick on cell phone: Yes I will be home by 7, unless I get pinched again.
One of the missions requires you to retrieve a charm that is rumored to bring bad luck to its owner (I think it's a newspaper mission). The person who has the charm is being held by a group of thugs that want it. Once you get to the place where the boss is holding the person, and they notice you coming, the person says to the boss: "See? I told you it brings bad luck!"
Also, concerning the Hellion girlfriends:
When you attack a group of Hellions and they attack back, the girlfriends run away. Occasionnaly one of them says: "They never told us about live fire!", or "This is soooo not what I expected"
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(*What the heck are crumpets anyway?)
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"Crumpets?! Nobody understands crumpets. You gotta know what cricket is to understand crumpets."
o.o sorry, counldn't help myself *wanders off to have a scone and a bit of tea*
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Ninja turtles reference! Ack!
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Backwards Ninja Turtles reference, at that.
11-18-2005 00:09:00 [NPC]Button Man Gunner: Hey, let's make a deal. Prize? Your life.
11-18-2005 00:09:00 [NPC]Button Man Buckshot: You again? I heard about you!
11-18-2005 00:18:49 [NPC]Capo Muscle: Oh, you stiffed The Family one too many times, pal.
11-18-2005 00:18:49 [NPC]Edwardo: I don't know what you're talking about!
11-18-2005 00:20:57 [NPC]Ghost of Scrapyard: The grave didn't stop me, neither will these murderers.
1-18-2005 00:45:34 [NPC]Ghost of Scrapyard: I will rise again
11-18-2005 00:45:34 [NPC]Demolitionist: Scram! Scrapyard is down!
11-18-2005 00:45:34 [NPC]Demolitionist: He's a ghost you idiots! He'll be back. And you'll pay. You'll pay!
11-17-2005 00:41:06 [NPC]Businesswoman: You want to make sure to get in while the market is hot.
11-17-2005 01:05:40 [NPC]Fortunata Seer: Guys. Keep the channel quiet until something comes up. You want to broadcast our presence to the world?
11-17-2005 19:42:09 [NPC]Wolf Spider Enforcer: I already told you. When you're me, you can use the walkie talkie.
11-17-2005 19:42:11 [NPC]Wolf Spider Enforcer: We got action. Over and out!
11-17-2005 19:45:37 [NPC]Tourist: Great. Just let me get one more picture!
11-17-2005 20:25:00 [NPC]Dice Winner: I'm so on a roll! Ha! I made a joke! Get it?
11-17-2005 20:25:00 [NPC]Dice Loser: Last game. I can't take this kind of aggravation.
11-16-2005 20:57:34 [NPC]Riot Guard: This is boring. Let me take over the welding for a while, okay?
11-15-2005 01:26:04 [NPC]Dice Winner: You lose! Ha ha ha ha ha!
11-15-2005 01:26:04 [NPC]Dice Loser: You're such a sore winner.
One of my favorites:
11-15-2005 01:44:57 [NPC]Longbow Rifleman: I tell you, working with Luminary has been a treat, but sometimes I wish for a little action.
11-15-2005 01:45:39 [NPC]Longbow Rifleman: But I didn't mean this!
11-15-2005 19:25:27 [NPC]Slyvia: He's such a jerk. He thinks he's Mr. Charming.
11-15-2005 19:25:27 [NPC]Janay: I think I'm going to go for a spa later.
Just got a boomer saying "Midas gave us cell phones for whenever we get pinched. If we are quick about it, our lawyers can spring us before we even see the inside of a cell."
Then, when agro'd "Call my lawyer. I'm about to get myself in trouble."
Orc&Pie No.53230 There is an orc, and somehow, he got a pie. And you are hungry.
www.repeat-offenders.net
Negaduck: I see you found the crumb. I knew you'd never notice the huge flag.
heh, i found a misspelling in one..some arachnos thing said to a gold bricker "turn of your pack, i don't want you flying away" or something to that
Said by a Pariah Anchorite: "<Villian Name>! I heard you were dead! Or turned into a pile of sentient nanites under Dr. Aeon's control. I forget which."
One of the Whailers: "Evil Kitten must DIEEEEEEE!"
That made me giggle. 
Luddites are teh funnay! <Paraphrased>
One friar was ranting about the evils of technology with his followers sitting at his feet, "What has science brought us?! Pollution! Alienation! Industrialization! The Crusades!"
I actually stopped midstride to digest what I'd just heard...paused...
"Err, scratch that last one," noted the friar.
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There's an even better one, over by the wood mill near Boris The Russian's peir. I just can't remember it perfectly right now but I had to page friends and tell them about it. But these Luddites are beating on the wall of the huge building and one of them says something like, "Enough with direct action campaigns, let's break through and smash everything!" but funnier. Maybe someone else will remember more clearly.
I had an amusing one because of context. Two Hellions sparring and one said to the other "Man you got to work on your anticipation" right before I came up behind and smacked him one
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I had an amusing one because of context. Two Hellions sparring and one said to the other "Man you got to work on your anticipation" right before I came up behind and smacked him one
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I love life's little ironies.
I got a kick out of an arc I was doing. Had to take out a Freak tank called "T3h R0xx0R" when you attack he says "I will R0xx0R your B0xx0Rz!!1" good times
My personal favs so far come from the Whailer Kings...
Now these lil daemon looking punks....are very corny and sarcastic...and I love it lol
"Hail to the King baby!"
"Not that same old song and dance again" (upon attacking him)
"Let's play"
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I had an amusing one because of context. Two Hellions sparring and one said to the other "Man you got to work on your anticipation" right before I came up behind and smacked him one
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I love life's little ironies.
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I like it when they say something along the lines of "I am going to kill you!", then turn and fire on their spawn mates cause I hit confuse. Goes along with my MC/PA domintors line of "I think. You die. Got that?"
Orc&Pie No.53230 There is an orc, and somehow, he got a pie. And you are hungry.
www.repeat-offenders.net
Negaduck: I see you found the crumb. I knew you'd never notice the huge flag.
This is from COH. I was playing my lvl 15 tank in skyway. I attack two trolls one stays and fights the other runs away saying " Now you die!"
Justice is my Home!
Check out Mathematicians gone wonky in The Black Theorem (Arc 3608)!
Just hit one:
Cage consortium guard: "I don't get the reference. I hate donuts."
Edit:
And another -
Rocketman: "I hate it when people tell me to 'cool my jets.' "
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"Crumpets?! Nobody understands crumpets. You gotta know what cricket is to understand crumpets."
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*swings large crumpet* I'll teach you!
That out of the way...
My favorite was from one of those mission entrance boxes.
"You hear voices. Time to SMASH!
I laughed maniacally through the entire mission. My roomate got scared... 
This one came from a Hero,second fight with Aurora Borealis.
After she gets defeated,she replies with the now famous Darth Vadar reply:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
[Beta Testers]Zombie Man: Harlot is Swan's nickname too. And Dominatrix. And Sister Psyche. And Mynx. And Bobcat. And Synapse.
t3h S00p4rFr3ak!: d0 j0u d4r3 t0 ch4l13ng3 t3h p0w4r 0f t3h S00p4rFr3ak!?
No. Really.
The mission text included the rather wonderful:
Oh, what has science wrought? I sought only to turn a man into a metal-encased juggernaught of destruction powered by the unknown properties of a mysterious living crystal. How could this have all gone wrong?
Heh. Literally first thing after logging back in:
One wolf spider to another in one of the Arachnos forts (Sharkshead) - "Frankly I think we should fill it and make a large swimming pool."
War_Witch and crew owe me one monitor cleaning.
Probably been done already, but...
Luddite 1: "We see in this diagram that these orange lines are supposed to be filled with electricity, when they are in fact filled with....evil."
Luddite 2:"Go over the part about being filled with evil again."
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Probably been done already, but...
Luddite 1: "We see in this diagram that these orange lines are supposed to be filled with electricity, when they are in fact filled with....evil."
Luddite 2:"Go over the part about being filled with evil again."
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lol
The bad pick-ups lines on the dance floor in the Golden Giza casino are the greatest things ever:
Murray: Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
*Note to self: use this line later*
So I guess these lines don't work on War Witch 
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The bad pick-ups lines on the dance floor in the Golden Giza casino are the greatest things ever:
Murray: Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
*Note to self: use this line later*
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Oh good. All that research paid off
WW
"The challenge of leadership is to be strong, but not rude; be kind, but not weak; be bold, but not a bully; be thoughtful, but not lazy; be humble, but not timid; be proud, but not arrogant; have humor, but without folly."
(Jim Rohn)
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lol this stuff is great i need to start reading them lol never bothered cause the Hero ones were nothing lol
Popup text at the start of a mission: Ahhh mayhem and chaos, nothing you like beter then a little mayhem in the morning. And the afternoon, and the evening...
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you called?