Another award winning NPC phrase...
By
Abalest,
Posted on: 2005-11-09 17:08 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
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Near the Natural Quartermaster in Sharkshead, there is a battle between NPCs... I always see blue NPC text that Banana-nator has defeated Curious Fred... Always get a giggle out of that...
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Look for the red monkey next to a door. That's all can say since the first rule of Monkey Fight Club is.....nevermind
"Shivans are like a giant glob of death with a crunchy center."
"What are you doing here <villainname>? We're not hiring."
Best was a Bone Daddy who said this.
"Umm, so you have fallen into my clever trap! I'll let you live if you leave now...please?"
I think the most satisfying for me, in context, has to be.
Snake: "So I see this article in the Paper about Statesman. I could take him... and the whole freaking Freedom Phalanx while I'm at it!"
*Assassin Strike!*
Me: "Oh really?"
One of my guys kept getting this when he kidnapped NPCs:
"Hey it's Megadeath. OH <bleep!>."
Ahem... "Dooooooom." 
I got one during a CoT "Kidnap" mission.
The Boss of the Mission said:
"Silence! I heard rumors that Mr. Madison was creeping around here. Believe me, you'd want to stay with us, than go with that Lunatic."
Rescuing Skyraider, says "I hate to tell you this, but I have no weapons, besides, I can't fight good anyway."
I wonder what the guys were thinking when they wrote these phrases. Some are... just plain... weird...
In a good way, of course! 
2 Hellions breaking into a building.
"Last time all we got were Statesman dolls."
I saw one the other day i found pretty funny, it was something like 'Is it wrong that I think Blood Widow is hot?'
"Touch me again, you're gonna miss that finger" said by a citizen when I clicked on him in Sharkhead Isle
Hellion girlfriends slay me. They're about as smart as you'd expect a girl who dates a Hellion to be. Airheads, all of them.
What was the one they said... something like, "So I told my boyfriend that the Hellions would look so cool with rhinestones on their jackets!"
I fell off a cliff.
Overheard in Cap au Diable:
Goldbricker: "The next person that says, "Hey! I can see my house from up here!" gets their jetpack privileges revoked!"
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Overheard in Cap au Diable:
Goldbricker: "The next person that says, "Hey! I can see my house from up here!" gets their jetpack privileges revoked!"
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That's AWESOME!
Here are some more...
1) Luddite Friar: I'm glad you askedÂ…non-violent protest does not mean 'only knives'.
2) Rocketman: "I'll be home by seven, I promise. Unless I get pinched again."
3) (while teaching a few minions, reading from open book, minions sitting around him in a semi circle) Luddite Friar: "Illustration 4 is entitled 'How to go limp"
4) Fortunata Seer: "Now don't go pollutin' your britches in terror. We just have some questions.
Repeat Offenders
Habits die hard.
Hamming it up for the cameras.
Current main:
Schrodinger's Gun, Dual Pistols/Mental Blaster, Virtue
Avatar: Becky Miyamoto from Pani Poni Dash. Roulette roulette~
From a Goldbricker - "You ever get tired of losing?"
One of Arachnos troops - "I have a walkie-talkie cause I'm responsible, when you're responsible you can have a walkie-talkie"
And one of the hostages I took said "Look, lets talk about this you look like a reasonable...well let's talk anyway"
"Once Recluse himself told me the dark secret about Cap au Diable. He said- wait, what was that?" - Council trooper in the capture the Aeon Clone newspaper Mission.
goldbrickers playing dice
Goldbricker1:"HA I WIN! You owe me eleventyone hundred dollers!"
Goldbricker2:"I hate this game"
:I attack:
Goldbricker2:"You Ruined my friends winning streak!"
By the catapillars hooka you WILL smile!
I liked the mission where you drop in on a 'deal' between the Freaks and the Skyraiders, and at the end you find this Freakshow boss dancing around next to a Skyraider commander saying:
"C'mon! Flying Freaks! It'll be awesome!"
"Are you serious?"
"Just weld a rocket to my back and let's do this!"
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One of Arachnos troops - "I have a walkie-talkie cause I'm responsible, when you're responsible you can have a walkie-talkie"
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I think I remember from beta it was a clipboard for the responsible people... at any rate, that reminds me of a Tank Swiper I saw in bloody bay:
"You look. I use the walkie talkie. It's called ranks, noob."
Freakshow are teh awesome.
Yeah, like that mission where the Feaks are making a deal with Nemesis for steam powered technology where the Nemesis Officer says: "Nemesis is down with the street."
From a snake: "So that Silver Mantis is pretty hot. Do you think she and Black Scorpion are...you know...dating?"
Thought this was pretty funny...
I was leaping to a mission when I landed on a Rikti Drone, a Conscript, and a Headman Gunman hovering over a burning barrel:
Headman Gunman: "Get your own barrel"
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From a snake: "So that Silver Mantis is pretty hot. Do you think she and Black Scorpion are...you know...dating?"
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best. quote. ever.
except for the "33% less accurate" one.
Luddite Hacker:
"Man, no one is going to read these pamphlets."
Hordeling Beserker sitting on beach with a book:
"Now the lesson begins..."
Ace McKnight had one of the best at the end of his cutscene:
"Hey, it's <villainname>! How's it going buddy? Let me introduce you to my friends in Longbow."
Also heard a mook in PO saying: "Dockside belongs to us. I don't mind beating that into you."
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