Another award winning NPC phrase...
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Abalest,
Posted on: 2005-11-09 17:08 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
I had just finished a newspaper mission in Port Oakes of the go beat up X type, went well, handed Hamburger his rear. I was reading the paper to find my next mission when what do hear from an NPC?
"So you took oout Hamburger?, Big friggin deal. You ever hear of Ghost Widow? She'd kill you with a sideways glance"
I have never laughed so hard at the screen, nor felt less tough as a villian than at that point.
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my personal favourite was in the port recluse fort:
Wolf Spider TacOps: 'No, I don't think you're up for a promotion. You insulted your commanding officer's wife. You're lucky you're not shark bait.'
i got a great screenie of the guy giving an /e shrug 
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Goldbricker (named boss): We want our sled back!
I found these both funny. The first one I have no Idea why though....<.< >.> The second one becaues well really why would some extravagently rich and powerful person want a sled?
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A sled? Rosebud, perhaps?
Citizen Kane reference, methinks. ^_^
i saw some wardriving goldbrickers.
they said something along the lines of "do you think we should mark down these open data nodes?"
I absolutely love the Port Oakes one by the docs. The family is there interrigating some guy, who's wearing cement shoes! When you attack the family's men, the guy with the cement shoes hops off.
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Overheard Goldbrick in CAD yesterday: "I hate this game." 
Heard in a newspaper mish:
"So he says to Ghost Widow, "Go <bleep!> yourself." So she fixes him with this cold gaze and puts her hand through his chest. Loser dies. No teleporter, no nothin'. Creepiest thing I ever saw."
...Damn.
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This one came from a Hero,second fight with Aurora Borealis.
After she gets defeated,she replies with the now famous Darth Vadar reply:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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You do know why she screams that out, right?
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Luddite: Go Limp!
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Goldbricker (named boss): We want our sled back!
I found these both funny. The first one I have no Idea why though....<.< >.> The second one becaues well really why would some extravagently rich and powerful person want a sled?
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Roooosebuuuud...
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My personal favs so far come from the Whailer Kings...
Now these lil daemon looking punks....are very corny and sarcastic...and I love it lol
"Hail to the King baby!"
"Not that same old song and dance again" (upon attacking him)
"Let's play"
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I had a Wailer King singing "Oh sole mio!" ^^
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Goldbricker (named boss): We want our sled back!
I found these both funny. The first one I have no Idea why though....<.< >.> The second one becaues well really why would some extravagently rich and powerful person want a sled?
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A sled? Rosebud, perhaps?
Citizen Kane reference, methinks. ^_^
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You are told to steal a sled from them at some point, that's what they call their rocketpacks
I heard an amusing line while badge hunting in Nerva.
Longbow Nullifier: "I tell you, Lord Recluse's men are crazy. C-r-a-z-y."
Boy was it fun to immediately bury him in an avalanche of robots.
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I dunno if it counts as an NPC phrase or not, but Marshall Brass's entire after-action report is amusing, but only so long as you remember what you _actually_ did.
The man makes deniable obfuscation into an _art form_.
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Wish I had a screen of that.
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Luddite: Go Limp!
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I haven't seen that one yet, but it made me chuckle.
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heh, I saw two Goldbrickers talking about the joys of unsecured wireless access points in Cap...
best one ive seen yet, gold bricker LT. "next one of you guys that says 'i can see my house from here' looses his jet pack privledges"
I had to stop for that one... cant stop laughing...
i saw one last night that said " Be quiet. There are villains everywhere around here. Why do you think they call it City of Villains"
Saw this one tonight, hopping about Sharkhead Isle:
Wolf Spider Tac Op: Why don't we just write "Idiot" on the toe tag?
I presume he was referring to a bodybag; nearly SJ'd into a nest of reds and purple trying to identify the source. Not sure how many times the NPC chatter has been the death of my Wicked Tibby...
hn.
Maybe he was talking about my toetag...>_<
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Well, being a member of the Paragon Taxi Service, or PTS, just about anything that the Luddites say about the evil PTS (Power Transfer System, in the Cap) is funny.
Unfortunately, the only screen capture I've been able to snag so far is one from the entrance message of one of Virgil Tarikoss's Strike Force missions.
I can't help but think every time I see one of those messages, "Hey, why must you hate the Taxibots so?"
We've been saving Paragon City for eight and a half years. It's time to do it one more time.
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Heh heh....this game is awesome!!!
How hard woould it be to make the Jack Emet NPC say something along the lines of
"They thought I was Statesman's secret identity!!!"
THAT would rock!
"I'm not scared of anyone or anything Angie. Isn't that the way life should be?"
Jack Hawksmoor, The Authority.
Hehe, I just got one in Sharkhead Island. I was flying to my mission and was coming down to the door and passed over a group of Family and Arachnos and the Arachnos boss says:
"I have a weapon pointed at a man's head and I'm in the middle of an interrogation. Did it ever occur to you that MAYBE trotting past like an elephant could be considered an intrusion?"
I actually stopped for a minute to laugh at it.
While swimming around near the villain base in Sirens call with my tank, a Fortunata Seer promptly said "A hero ain't nothin' but a sandwich" right before she started attacking me.
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Luddite: Go Limp!
and
Goldbricker (named boss): We want our sled back!
I found these both funny. The first one I have no Idea why though....<.< >.> The second one becaues well really why would some extravagently rich and powerful person want a sled?