Oh, you naughty naughty naughty naughty elf!
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Posted on: 2011-12-21 08:01 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
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ALL Chaps are 'assless', that's what makes them Chaps! Otherwise they just be PANTS!!! |
Originally Posted by Zombie Man
assless chaps
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I'm indifferent. It's a cute cartoon elf. So what?
You're all wrong, Zombie Man!
That's a Dryad, not an Elf.
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Originally Posted by Samuel_Tow
City of Heroes is a game about freedom of expression and variety of experiences far more so than it is about representing any one theme, topic or genre.
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I had to read the thread for a bit before I figured it out. |
Originally Posted by TonyV
Heh, good one, Zombie. Looks like you had some people going for a minute there.
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Originally Posted by Tormentoso
Just include gratuitous mythical eye candy with unnatural skin pigmentation for those who are interested in men and I'll be ok with this. Until then, clearly sexist.
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Originally Posted by Forse
We demand more Trolls wearing just a santa hat and a smile!
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@Golden Girl
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This is my punishment for posting those David Hasselhoff pictures with nothing but puppies covering him a while back isn't. Why does god hate me? |
Originally Posted by Golden Girl
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I swear it wasn't abuse it was love.
The real inequality here is the lack of twinks.
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Yeah right... Then who helps Santa??
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Originally Posted by Lazarillo
Elves are not that way, because elves do not exist.
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I noticed the elf in the launcher and was thrown off by it only because we don't have "elves" in the game like every other fantasy MMO (yes we have elf ears, etc....but you get my point, yes?).
Beyond that...meh...
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It's not a punishment - it' a gift for guys who go for green guys |
Originally Posted by Lucky666
This is my punishment
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I didn't actually think there was a market for something like that, but 2 posts in the same thread suggests that there might be
@Golden Girl
City of Heroes comics and artwork
Psh ... elves, man. Buncha friggin' teases.
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Neptunians. They're just shrimpy cause he doesn't feed them.
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Originally Posted by Electric-Knight
Yeah right... Then who helps Santa??
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Elves are made from people addicted to tinseldyne, superadyne's festive sister drug often used during the holidays.
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Originally Posted by Energizing_Ion
I noticed the elf in the launcher and was thrown off by it only because we don't have "elves" in the game like every other fantasy MMO (yes we have elf ears, etc....but you get my point, yes?).
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That image is rated T
if she were turned around it would be rated A
At first I thought I was looking at fan-art from WoW then I realized this was for COH. 
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I kind of agree with this statement because I have seen woman behave in the same way.
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Originally Posted by Flame_Strike
Children and teenagers are bombarded with images that support the idea that women are merely objects of male desire. The constant conditioning is so severe that even women will defend these images because subconsciously (or consciously) they believe they should be objectified.
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Not sure why, but having you say you want to see her running nude is kind of sexy.
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Originally Posted by Lulipop
Though I would rather she her running nude as well, but that's just me. - This just in, my Hubby agrees - |
Est sularis oth Mithas
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There is a very good chance that the provocative part is not actually aimed at you.|
Originally Posted by Lulipop
This coming from a woman, I see nothing provocative or wrong with that drawn picture.
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Do you know any teen boys? You might try running miss horny green elf by them.
Good news! The games rating has been updated to fit the most recent content! It's now rated for Teens *and* Adults. TnA.
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Originally Posted by Golden Girl
I didn't actually think there was a market for something like that
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Goodbye may seem forever
Farewell is like the end
But in my heart's the memory
And there you'll always be
-- The Fox and the Hound
She looks more like an anime character to me.
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Originally Posted by Zombie Man
So, what does T for Teen mean anyway?
There's this:  Wowsa. Look at all that leg showing! But that's nothing compared to the drawn version:  From Paragon Studio's email advertising the Holiday Pack. So, what's being sold in this pic? Look, just like the Give Gift emote, she's giving a present. Only thing is, she's presenting like a baboon in estrus. And she's offering a box. A box by her crotch. A crotch that seems to imply she's not wearing anything over her crotch. Did I mention a *box* by her *crotch*? You know that looks nothing like the Give Gift emote, right? I expect such a graphic on the cover of Playboy. I've had a less revealing pic removed from the forums for not being "T for Teen." There's enjoying the beauty of the human form (even if green) and then there's overt sexual pandering. This is the latter. I'd rather have seen this elf nude in just the gloves and boots frolicking in the snow and throwing a snowball then... *this* pose. I mean, what was even the thought here: That you would get sales by sexualizing fur-lined clothing? Is there a big market for that fetish? "Oh, yeah, jus' like Mrs. Cluas, baby!" And when you were selling the Gunslinger Pack, where was the drawing of the shirtless cowboy in what appeared to be assless chaps? Oh, that wouldn't have been appropriate? Hmmm.... Yeah, I know, this thread will be full of those saying, "The comic book industry panders to cheap sex all the time." My response, "Yes, but Paragon Studios doesn't have to also." |
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The more I look at it, the more I think the character model would look better if the colours matched the drawing.
Goodbye may seem forever
Farewell is like the end
But in my heart's the memory
And there you'll always be
-- The Fox and the Hound
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It's similar to the way War Witch was drawn in the comics - her outfit doesn't really match what she wears in the game.
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Originally Posted by Tenzhi
The more I look at it, the more I think the character model would look better if the colours matched the drawing.
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@Golden Girl
City of Heroes comics and artwork
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Nor does Apex's armor ingame match the spandex he wore in the comic.
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Originally Posted by Golden Girl
It's similar to the way War Witch was drawn in the comics - her outfit doesn't really match what she wears in the game.
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Wel, that's because he's joined the Vanguard |
Originally Posted by Scythus
Nor does Apex's armor ingame match the spandex he wore in the comic.
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@Golden Girl
City of Heroes comics and artwork
Goodbye may seem forever
Farewell is like the end
But in my heart's the memory
And there you'll always be
-- The Fox and the Hound