Oh, you naughty naughty naughty naughty elf!

houtex · 12-22-2011 10:26 PM

I demand this thread be balanced out with more Orion Slave Elf Women. Make it so... oh, wait, wrong show... Well, do it anyway.

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Silentkilla866 · 12-23-2011 06:38 AM

Well played, sir.

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Forse · 12-23-2011 10:22 AM

Clearly not.

Though I'm not sure if I should be more scared that my request was filled...

...or filled so quickly. Were the resources 'already available'? :S

I think I'll go hide now.

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Golden Girl · 12-23-2011 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Forse

Clearly not.

Though I'm not sure if I should be more scared that my request was filled...

...or filled so quickly. Were the resources 'already available'? :S

I think I'll go hide now.

I have a few Troll models that I put together for my 2nd comic, so it was easy to strip them for a picture

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Roderick · 12-23-2011 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Golden Girl

I have a few Troll models that I put together for my 2nd comic, so it was easy to strip them for a picture

I think that the important question is this:

Are they anatomically correct behind those boxes?

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Golden Girl · 12-23-2011 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Roderick

I think that the important question is this:

Are they anatomically correct behind those boxes?

They can be - the base models I used for them are

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GuyPerfect · 12-23-2011 11:27 AM

I didn't know you were specialized in... trollkin physiology.

Zybron1 · 12-23-2011 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Golden Girl

They can be - the base models I used for them are

GG has a stable of men she can pose and arrange as desired. :-P

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Golden Girl · 12-23-2011 11:53 AM

If it makes you happier, all the base models I use are very accurate

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Nalrok_AthZim · 12-23-2011 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Golden Girl

If it makes you happier, all the base models I use are very accurate

No. No it doesn't. Gross.

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Golden Girl · 12-23-2011 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Nalrok_AthZim

No. No it doesn't. Gross.

If you find the human body gross, then you have issues

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Mr_Morbid · 12-23-2011 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Golden Girl

They can be - the base models I used for them are

Did you speculate on whether high levels of dyne usage might have similar effects to heavy usage of anabolic steroids on, um, the anatomical accuracy?

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Golden Girl · 12-23-2011 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr_Morbid

Did you speculate on whether high levels of dyne usage might have similar effects to heavy usage of anabolic steroids on, um, the anatomical accuracy?

It probably would - it helps the anti-drug message anyway

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Thirty-Seven · 12-23-2011 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Oathbound

I....

I'd like to see said picture...

<.<

>.>

I am in that camp as well... but I would be mad if they used it to advertise the game... like ZM is in this example.

Venture · 12-23-2011 04:09 PM

Quote:

Did you speculate on whether high levels of dyne usage might have similar effects to heavy usage of anabolic steroids on, um, the anatomical accuracy?

The effect is rather the opposite of what you probably expect. According to the official Trolls background file, once they pass the Trollkin stage Trolls are genderless. This, of course, probably explains why they're so angry.

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Nalrok_AthZim · 12-23-2011 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Golden Girl

If you find the human body gross, then you have issues

I don't find the human body gross. In fact, I think it's fantastic, especially when we come to the bodies of Christina Hendricks and Kat Dennings. (Hubba hubba.)

What I DO find gross is that you have a stash of 'anatomically-correct' ogres lying around your hard drive.

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Golden Girl · 12-23-2011 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Nalrok_AthZim

I don't find the human body gross. In fact, I think it's fantastic, especially when we come to the bodies of Christina Hendricks and Kat Dennings. (Hubba hubba.)

What I DO find gross is that you have a stash of 'anatomically-correct' ogres lying around your hard drive.

I said all the base models, not just the Trolls

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Party_Kake · 12-23-2011 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Golden Girl

If you find the human body gross, then you have issues

This is a forum dedicated to a comic book game.
The people here have enough issues to fill lots of white boxes, which I would presume are stored in very meticulous conditions.

I, however, am a crazy person and keep my comics out in the open, where they
*gasp*
age.

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Rajani Isa · 12-23-2011 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Venture

The effect is rather the opposite of what you probably expect. According to the official Trolls background file, once they pass the Trollkin stage Trolls are genderless. This, of course, probably explains why they're so angry.

Actually, that would be going in the direction expected and bypassing the stop point expected.

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Golden Girl · 12-23-2011 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Venture

According to the official Trolls background file, once they pass the Trollkin stage Trolls are genderless.

Looking at the raves in Skyway City, where the buff guys in the tight T-shirts turn into even buffer guys in leather pants and tank tops, I always assumed that they just weren't very interested in women.

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Mr_Morbid · 12-23-2011 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Venture

The effect is rather the opposite of what you probably expect. According to the official Trolls background file, once they pass the Trollkin stage Trolls are genderless. This, of course, probably explains why they're so angry.

That isn't the opposite of what I'd expect at all. Steroid abuse can lead to impaired functionaily and atrophy of portions of the anatomy. So kids, which is more important to you: improving your ability at sports or maintaining the use of your own personal entertainment system?

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Schismatrix · 12-23-2011 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Heartbreaker

ALL Chaps are 'assless', that's what makes them Chaps! Otherwise they just be PANTS!!!

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Originally Posted by Hyperstrike

True, but saying "assless" is so much more salacious!

But technically they're also crotchless.
Now which of those two is more salacious?

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Scythus · 12-23-2011 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Venture

The effect is rather the opposite of what you probably expect. According to the official Trolls background file, once they pass the Trollkin stage Trolls are genderless. This, of course, probably explains why they're so angry.

Yeah... as others have pointed out, that isn't the opposite. Steroids shrink your junk.

Rajani Isa · 12-23-2011 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Schismatrix

But technically they're also crotchless.
Now which of those two is more salacious?

***-less generally has the connotation of "Bare-***** Chaps" as in, you're not wearing anything under them.

Crotch-less makes me think of women's undergarments.

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Tenzhi · 12-23-2011 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Golden Girl

Looking at the raves in Skyway City, where the buff guys in the tight T-shirts turn into even buffer guys in leather pants and tank tops, I always assumed that they just weren't very interested in women.

I assumed that some of them might once have *been* women.

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