Funny Caption Contest (forgot what number I'm on)
By
2short2care,
Posted on: 2011-11-04 20:17 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
"Oh damn! Out of ink again and what did I just step in?"
"These aren't my slippers."
My guides:Dark Melee/Dark Armor/Soul Mastery, Illusion Control/Kinetics/Primal Forces Mastery, Electric Armor
"Dark Armor is a complete waste as a tanking set."
"This is the last time I order a cheap floor mat from RWZ"
------->"Sic Semper Tyrannis"<-------
"Note to self, Rikti do not make good Rocket Boards."
"Looks like the Space Invader"
:: puts on glasses ::
"Got invaded"
YEEEAAAAAAAAAHH
"My son's new puppy took a dump in my slippers, so I had to improvise. In retrospect, I think the slippers had been less cumbersome."
I only regret that I have but one life to waste playing computer games.
Live fast, die young... and leave a flesh-eating corpse!
Dr. Mills had his first run in with rikti foot-soldiers.
alt joke. "i thought you were going to cure my foot pain with reiki massage."
One more. " You think thats bad? Wait till you see where he has a rularru overseer"
"Rikti Case Study 3735, Day Two: Rikti corpse appears to still be biologically active, and has consumed my feet. Will report further on bio-assimilation process as it occurs.
Addendum; HELP! HELP! IT'S EATING ME!"
Arc #40529 : The Furies of the Earth
Note to self: Holograms do not make a good soapbox.
It's the end. But the moment has been prepared for ...
I don't know, Steve. I still think that new novelty rug might be pretty bad taste here in the lab.
Assessment: Human Ashiatsu Technique: Lacking
Recommendation: Back-Walking Massage Footwear: Remove
Note to Self: Contact Adam Savage and Jaime Heineman (the Mythbusters) about making better fullsized ballistics gel bodies.
Note to self, the paragon reward "spawn npc rikti" is not ready yet.
Cancel the kitchen scraps for widows and lepers, no more merciful beheadings and call off christmas!
* Stomp a Mud-hole in someone's a** Myth.... BUSTED! That is definitely NOT mud...
* "Note to self: Apparently 'are you enjoying your back massage' in the Rikti dialect translates to 'please phase shift now'..."
* Laugh if you want to... my feet haven't ached all day...
* Moments after Captain Homonym had leapt in the room and melded their souls/soles together...
* "To the left: move foot! Spleen: crushing!"
* ".... Rikti? It freakin' killed he!"
* "Actually... I never thought of it before but you're right Maria... the little tail stub DOES provide excellent achilles support..."
* "Dang it... those rumors said Maria was really into exotic shoes... and yet she STILL won't notice me!"
* "Athlete's Spine: Better not get!"
* "It looks like you were right, Maria... the Polymorph Cream needs to be applied over the ENTIRE body for it to work properly..."
* "So THAT'S why the Devs haven't created a shapeshifting power set yet..."
* "Hey, Maria... like my new Air Jor'Dann's?"
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
Yah, Nurse james, I know it's a wierd looking bunion...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� These boots are made for interdimensional walking and that's just what they'll do.
Rikti do not grasp the point of the upskirt shot.
Sorry... thought of another one...
* "You put both feet in... you put both feet out... you put both feet in and you move 'em all about... you do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around... that's what it's all about!"
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
"Here I thought I just had gum on my shoe!"
"Y'know, there actually *was* a Rikti attack on the way here and I did step in something on the way... Why do you ask?"
Dr. Todt's theme.
i make stuff...
Does anybody know a proctologist who makes house-calls?
I've heard of ****ing your brains out. This guy **** a whole damn scientist!
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Have at it...
My idea was "When you said 'Test Rikti Boots' I thought... oh nevermind".
Le Blanc 50 Dark/Dark Scrap
High Huntress 50 Archery/NRG Blast
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