Funny Caption Contest (forgot what number I'm on)


2short2care

 

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"OK guys, this is number 79, only 22 more to finish this book."

"Simon it might have worked with cats, but I don't think this one will make the Times best seller list."


"I used to make diddly squat, but I've been with the company for 16 years and have had plenty of great raises. Now I just make squat" -- Me

Pediatric brain tumors are the #1 cause of cancer related deaths in children.

 

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Day 35: The effects of the serum have become more notcible, the growth actually seems to be taking on a life of its own. Just yesterday I could of sworn I heard it attempt to communicate. I think I am losing my mind.

Day 36: Help..... * the word dangles down the rest of the page ending in a bloodied mark upon its surface that seems to be in the shape of an elongated fingerprint. *


Every soldier has two famlies - The one you raise, and the one you raise hell with.
Sgt. Firewalker and Valtina Firewalker permiante Duo

 

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"Hey, it says here that Rikti are masters of disguise! Why, there could be one in this room right now!"


 

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"You think this is bad? You should of seen what I stepped in right before I stepped into this Rikti."

"Oh no. No. That smells not from the Rikti. It's from the flaming bag I had to stomp out on my front door this morning."


BrandX Future Staff Fighter
The BrandX Collection

 

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"Damn it, stop trying to make 'Slippering' the new Planking!"




Thank you, Champion.

 

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"Status Wal'Do: Found."


It's not how many times you get knocked down that count. It's how many times you get up.

 

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"This morning, I walked into this Rikti, see...."


@Texarkana
@Thexder

 

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Yeah, I know. It's totally like that scene from Aliens in reverse!


AE Arcs: #10482 N00b Rescue Duty, #164100 The Four Treasures of the Tuatha De Dannan

 

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"I may be a mad scientist, Ms.Bentley, but I have the warmest toes in this or any lab in Paragon City."

Edited to add another: “This morning I shot a Rikti in my socks. How he got into my socks I'll never know.”