Terrible MMORPG ideas
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Adeon Hawkwood,
Posted on: 2011-11-02 03:35 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
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So much for that Harvest Moon MMO idea, then...
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Originally Posted by The_Larker
Any end game content that requires farming...
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Stereotypical Jewish Mother Online : You don't advance your own character, you just tell your children how to level.
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Originally Posted by Megajoule
Sounds to me a lot like Master of Orion III, which was an excellent simulation of being an interstellar emperor - sitting on your throne all day, listening to your advisors and reading reports and spreadsheets, and setting general policies which may or may not actually end up being put into effect (how could you tell?)
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Hmm... I wonder if my old copy of MOO2 would actually work on my current machine.
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I always see "End Game Content" as meaning "Quitting Game with Satisfied Feeling"|
Originally Posted by The_Larker
Any end game content that requires farming...
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MST3K MMO: You have to endure watching awful B movies. XP is gained by riffing, you can only play Mike or Joel, but at least you get pets
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...and obsessing about Jenny
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Originally Posted by Scene_EU
Forrest Gump MMO - lots and lots of running/walking involved
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Tetris, the MMO
You play the square
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I would actually play that.
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Originally Posted by Scene_EU
MST3K MMO: You have to endure watching awful B movies. XP is gained by riffing, you can only play Mike or Joel, but at least you get pets
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Originally Posted by Dechs Kaison See, it's gems like these that make me check Claws' post history every once in a while to make sure I haven't missed anything good lately. |
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That'd be a classic example of a game that had no need to be an MMO, or in fact have multiplayer capability of any kind, other than the marketing people's burning, overpowering need to add Online to the title of every product.
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Originally Posted by Scene_EU
MST3K MMO: You have to endure watching awful B movies. XP is gained by riffing, you can only play Mike or Joel, but at least you get pets
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ah but what if everybody sat in the same cinema and had to out riff each other for XP (PVP Riffing)
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Teletubbies ~ okay who gets to be Tinky Winky?
Rainbow Brite ~ shoot me now
Strawberry Shortcake ~ see above
Care Bears ~ see above
Golden Girls ~ see who can make it to the Country Kitchen without running people over
Find <insert celeb> a lasting relationship ~ ie JLO, Kim K, Snooki
Jersey Shore ~ this one gave me a headache and lowered my IQ
CO ~ 'nuff said
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If not you can probably play it with DOSBOX works so well I think Microsoft should buy it and make it part of windows!
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Originally Posted by Serpine
Hmm... I wonder if my old copy of MOO2 would actually work on my current machine.
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Originally Posted by The_Larker
Teletubbies ~ okay who gets to be Tinky Winky?
Rainbow Brite ~ shoot me now Strawberry Shortcake ~ see above Care Bears ~ see above Golden Girls ~ see who can make it to the Country Kitchen without running people over Find <insert celeb> a lasting relationship ~ ie JLO, Kim K, Snooki Jersey Shore ~ this one gave me a headache and lowered my IQ CO ~ 'nuff said |
Sick Sick Sick little bunny LOL
In line with that..
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Also
Pong Online
Law School Online
Hospital Waiting Room Online
And introducing God Online
You basically play as God and you have the ability to instantly clear the map of enemies. Also, you don't level because... you're almighty... why do you need to become MORE powerful?
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Paranoia Online: All the players are against each other. The computer is against the players. While it could be fun, the game would be over in 30 minutes.. tops. So it would be build by very sadistic devs that just wanted to mess with players. Heals are green.. everyone starts out as Red security clearence.. hehe
I was once killed by M&M's at a con by playing Paranoia. I didn't have the clearence for the yellow M&M's.. So I then turned around and shot their character for being a traitor to friend computer... then planted the evidence that they were a traitor to friend computer.
I can not beleive that someone didn't already say Paranoia online...
Angry Dungeon Master Online: The quests are rigged, there are a ton of traps and locked chests (even though the party has no rogues), every enemy is magic-resistant and clad in heavy armor. And if you somehow get past them and are about to complete the mission, an angry diety smites you.
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My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic Online: It is completely impossible to complete missions, earn any experience or do anything except wonder around aimlessly unless you are on a team of at least 6 people.
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Oh, so, pre-Issue 5 City of Heroes, then.
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Originally Posted by Adeon Hawkwood
My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic Online: It is completely impossible to complete missions, earn any experience or do anything except wonder around aimlessly unless you are on a team of at least 6 people.
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You should at least be able to wander into trouble that your friends will need to get you out of.
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Originally Posted by Adeon Hawkwood
My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic Online: It is completely impossible to complete missions, earn any experience or do anything except wonder around aimlessly unless you are on a team of at least 6 people.
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Goodbye may seem forever
Farewell is like the end
But in my heart's the memory
And there you'll always be
-- The Fox and the Hound
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You jest, but there are two fan-made MLPFIM MMORPGs in the works, My Little Pony Online and Equestria Online. If there's any mercy left in the gaming industry, Hasbro will C&D them into oblivion before they're completed. Otherwise, Bronies will be the new Horde.
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Originally Posted by Adeon Hawkwood
My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic Online
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Mary Kate and Ashley Online.
Yes, this was actually pitched.
No, it was not opted.
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Any end game content that requires farming...